Topic: Akins, what would happen if someone else declared themselves chief of clan Akins?
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Would there be a war?


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. said: Would there be a war?

No, just a beatdown of a midget.


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It seems like anyone can claim chief status since Akins didn't go through any authority to do so.


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. said: Would there be a war?

­It would be redundant provided you could find an Akins interested in doing so.


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Akins said:
. said: Would there be a war?

­It would be redundant provided you could find an Akins interested in doing so.

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Would it be redundant because you're already taking care of all the duties of the clan chief?


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Akins said:
. said: Would there be a war?

­It would be redundant provided you could find an Akins interested in doing so.

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Would it be redundant because you're already taking care of all the duties of the clan chief?

­Largely, yes. A Johnny-come-lately bringing nothing to the table would not be taken seriously by the clan.


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Akins said:
­Largely, yes. A Johnny-come-lately bringing nothing to the table would not be taken seriously by the clan.

I challenge you, midget.  Claymores at dawn!


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Akins said:
­Largely, yes. A Johnny-come-lately bringing nothing to the table would not be taken seriously by the clan.

I challenge you, midget.  Claymores at dawn!

­You'll need to present some credentials.


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Akins said:
­You'll need to present some credentials.

Will a claymore to your throat suffice.....or do I need to ram it home?


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Akins said:
­You'll need to present some credentials.

Will a claymore to your throat suffice.....or do I need to ram it home?

­Well if you are challenging by chiefship, you'll need to prove your identity.

Only Akinses need apply.


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Akins said:
­Well if you are challenging by chiefship, you'll need to prove your identity.

Only Akinses need apply.

My sword at your throat is identity enough.


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My sword at your throat is identity enough.

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:lol:


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Akins said:
­Well if you are challenging by chiefship, you'll need to prove your identity.

Only Akinses need apply.

My sword at your throat is identity enough.

­I'm afraid it doesn't work like that.


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Akins said:
­I'm afraid it doesn't work like that.

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That sounds like the last words of a headless scotsman.


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Akins said:
­I'm afraid it doesn't work like that.

Here's how it works:  I lop your head off, have my way with your daughter, and, viola, clan chief!


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Akins said:
­I'm afraid it doesn't work like that.

Here's how it works:  I lop your head off, have my way with your daughter, and, viola, clan chief!

­Sorry, but no.

Jus sanguinis.


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Akins said:
­Largely, yes. A Johnny-come-lately bringing nothing to the table would not be taken seriously by the clan.

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Even though your clan only existed in the late 90s. 
:laugh:


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Akins said:
­Sorry, but no.

Jus sanguinis.

That is how it works......the strong take the weak.


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Akins said:
­Sorry, but no.

Jus sanguinis.

That is how it works......the strong take the weak.

­Clan membership and leadership is a matter of genetics, not of troglodytism.


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Akins said:
­Well if you are challenging by chiefship, you'll need to prove your identity.

Only Akinses need apply.

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Says Who????????


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Akins said:
­Clan membership and leadership is a matter of genetics, not of troglodytism.

The strong become the leaders; the weak, the followers.

Look at any royal family and they were all founded by knuckle-draggers.


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Akins said:
­Well if you are challenging by chiefship, you'll need to prove your identity.

Only Akinses need apply.

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Says Who????????

­You have to be a member of the clan to hold any sort of position in the clan.

If your last name is Jones you don't belong to the Clan Smith.


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Akins said:
­You have to be a member of the clan to hold any sort of position in the clan.

If your last name is Jones you don't belong to the Clan Smith.

You conquer clan Smith and force the survivors to submit......or else.


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Akins said:
­You have to be a member of the clan to hold any sort of position in the clan.

If your last name is Jones you don't belong to the Clan Smith.

You conquer clan Smith and force the survivors to submit......or else.

­You would have to be a Smith first.

These things are non-negotiable.


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Akins said:
­You would have to be a Smith first.

These things are non-negotiable.

Extermination is a negotiating tool.  Read a fucking history book.



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