Topic: Why are gay bears associated with such masculine things?
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Like trucking and construction?


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Now that's a smart bear. I thought they just walked through woods shitting and eating.


Posted by Gay Tard
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Because it started out as the super masculine subculture in the gay world. It was supposed to be the anti pretty boy/twink scene.  Now it's just fags with beards.


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A lot of faggots are probably not happy with the fact that they are gay, so they over-compensate to make up for what they feel is their diminished manhood by adopting a hyper-masculine persona, affecting ulta-macho habits, interests, pursuits, etc. as an attempt to compensate for what they feel is a deficit of masculinity, since faggotry is by its very nature effeminate. So they feel that they have to go to extra efforts to assert their maleness, since they feel and are aware that others feel that their being gay makes them less of a man.


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. said: Now that's a smart bear. I thought they just walked through woods shitting and eating.

That's all I do when I'm high on mushrooms. :sadwave:


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. said: A lot of faggots are probably not happy with the fact that they are gay, so they over-compensate to make up for what they feel is their diminished manhood by adopting a hyper-masculine persona, affecting ulta-macho habits, interests, pursuits, etc. as an attempt to compensate for what they feel is a deficit of masculinity, since faggotry is by its very nature effeminate. So they feel that they have to go to extra efforts to assert their maleness, since they feel and are aware that others feel that their being gay makes them less of a man.



Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.


Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too—big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, I've got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

What is it with these homos?  Can't they control their sexual urges?  Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?­ ....(continues)


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(continued)

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife - even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But, believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

I've tried all sorts of things, but it's all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, chest, and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures- like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that!


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:lol:


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Cock sucked != gay :nono:


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. said: Cock sucked != gay :nono:

Yes, but cock sucked repeatedly in steam room by gay guy whose fabulous boots you covet, might just = gay.


Posted by Katalyst
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I think you're looking at this from the wrong angle. Some gay guys like masculine stuff and reject that whole faggy scene, so they in turn like shit like "trucking and construction".

You should appreciate them for not being whiny faggots.


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Katalyst said: I think you're looking at this from the wrong angle. Some gay guys like masculine stuff and reject that whole faggy scene, so they in turn like shit like "trucking and construction".

You should appreciate them for not being whiny faggots.

­They do because they are ashamed of being faggots.


Posted by Katalyst
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­They do because they are ashamed of being faggots.

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Yeah, that's why they avoid pride parades oh wait they don't you're an idiot.


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Katalyst said:
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­They do because they are ashamed of being faggots.

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Yeah, that's why they avoid pride parades oh wait they don't you're an idiot.

­You seem to have a great deal of personal insight into faggotry.


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­You seem to have a great deal of personal insight into faggotry.

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Well, that probably has to do with all the gay friends I have, the fact that I lived in the gay village for a decade or the fact that my wife works in theater.


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Katalyst said:
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­You seem to have a great deal of personal insight into faggotry.

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Well, that probably has to do with all the gay friends I have, the fact that I lived in the gay village for a decade or the fact that my beard works in theater.

­fixt


Posted by Gay Tard
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I avoid the Pride parade. Not out of shame but because I don't like the crowds.

This might be threatening to basement Trevs, but there's gay dudes that you wouldn't know if they were gay unless they told you or had a dick in their mouth.  We don't all fit into the stereotypes.


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Gay Tard said: I avoid the Pride parade. Not out of shame but because I don't like the crowds.

This might be threatening to basement Trevs, but there's gay dudes that you wouldn't know if they were gay unless they told you or had a dick in their mouth.  We don't all fit into the stereotypes.

­You were all molested by men as boys.


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­You were all molested by men as boys.

:nono:

I can't speak for the others, but I wasn't.


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Gay Tard said:
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­You were all molested by men as boys.

:nono:

I can't speak for the others, but I wasn't.

­So you were just born with over-active estrogen?


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­So you were just born with over-active estrogen?


Nope. But I did play college football for two years until a knee injury ended that.


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Gay Tard said:
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­So you were just born with over-active estrogen?


Nope. But I did play college football for two years until a knee injury ended that.

­Liked the locker room, did ya?


Posted by death2me
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I don't know what the fuck is wrong with my sexuality or what to do about it.


Posted by Katalyst
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­So you were just born with over-active estrogen?

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Congrats on your acceptance that homosexuals are born that way.



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