Topic: Does Akins have a country accent?
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NY carpetbadgers don't count.


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. said: Akins, your map is all wrong.  In San Francisco, "yes" rhymes with "Beth", not "Tess".

­I'm not the map's creator. I believe it was drawn up by someone who conduced a survey of various regional accents. Naturally there are variations in accent in any given region. I don't sound exactly like everyone else in my area, some people here have a much more pronounced Southern drawl than I do.


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Akins said:
­I'm not the map's creator. I believe it was drawn up by someone who conduced a survey of various regional accents. Naturally there are variations in accent in any given region. I don't sound exactly like everyone else in my area, some people here have a much more pronounced Southern drawl than I do.

The Joke----*
You---------O


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. said:
Akins said:
­I'm not the map's creator. I believe it was drawn up by someone who conduced a survey of various regional accents. Naturally there are variations in accent in any given region. I don't sound exactly like everyone else in my area, some people here have a much more pronounced Southern drawl than I do.

The Joke----*
You---------O

­Oh, yes, I see now that you were being humorous, okay, I get it now.

My mind tends to be set in analytical mode rather than in humor mode.


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Akins said:
­Oh, yes, I see now that you were being humorous, okay, I get it now.

My mind tends to be set in analytical mode rather than in humor mode.

Pro tip for getting gay jokes: Pretend that you're OLG in an NBA locker room.


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. said:
Akins said:
­Oh, yes, I see now that you were being humorous, okay, I get it now.

My mind tends to be set in analytical mode rather than in humor mode.

Pro tip for getting gay jokes: Pretend that you're OLG in an NBA locker room.

­I don't really go around thinking about homosexuals.


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Akins said:
­I don't really go around thinking about homosexuals.

C'mon, that's funny.


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Certain words seem to have a wide range of regional variation in the way they are pronounced. Here is a recording that I made of how I pronounce the following words: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xlP1D7YcfB

car
house
out
creek
roof
root
yard
park
tomato
potato
okra
yellow


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Akins said:
­I don't really go around thinking about homosexuals.

C'mon, that's funny.

­For someone of your level, I suppose.

I don't see deviant sickness as funny, I see it as disgusting and contemptible.


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You should read a passage from the fake druid book you sell.


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Akins said:
­For someone of your level, I suppose.

I don't see deviant sickness as funny, I see it as disgusting and contemptible.

You don't think OLG being a derunk, doped up deviant is funny?

What about him being pegged as a 5150?


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. said:
Akins said:
­For someone of your level, I suppose.

I don't see deviant sickness as funny, I see it as disgusting and contemptible.

You don't think OLG being a derunk, doped up deviant is funny?

What about him being pegged as a 5150?

­Funny? No, not really.

And I don't know what 5150 refers to. Is it code for something?


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Akins said:
­Funny? No, not really.

And I don't know what 5150 refers to. Is it code for something?

Police code for "We have a cuckoo".


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. said: You should read a passage from the fake druid book you sell.

­http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QF5mcVk83v


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Akins said:
­http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QF5mcVk83v

I hear the fake accent again.


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"I'm a salmon" :lol:


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. said:
 Akins said:
­http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QF5mcVk83v

I hear the fake accent again.
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Akins, I think you should do voiceovers!


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. said: "I'm a salmon" :lol:

­"Now Tir nan’Og was an island that lay far out to sea, beyond the north winds, in the midst of the great ocean; and it was the fairest of all places in the world. In the heart of that isle spread a vast plain called Mag Mell. Broad and green were its fields and meadows, where grew countless groves of apple trees upon whose silver branches were borne golden fruits; so that it was sometimes called Emhain Abhlach, the Isle of Apples. Upon this fair plain stood the Tobar Segais, or Well of Knowledge, from which five streams did flow. There five salmon did swim who fed upon the nuts of nine hazel trees that grew about the well."

- The Lebor Feasa Runda, Chapter I: Of Tir nan’Og and the Aes Sidhe


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Akins, you actually have a decent voice. You could find work under a pseudonym and no one would ever connect you to your 20 years of online insanity.


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Akins sounds like a fag. I bet he gets beat up a lot.


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. said: Akins, I think you should do voiceovers!

­:red:


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In case anyone is wondering, Lebor Feasa Runda is a book which has been proven to be a work of plagiarism.


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. said: In case anyone is wondering, Lebor Feasa Runda is a book which has been proven to be a work of plagiarism.
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Akins, have you ever considered screeching about jews in a medium like this? http://www.blogtalkradio.com/



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