Topic: CBS News' Lara Logan Assaulted During Egypt Protests
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O Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee!


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We adore Thee, O Christ, and we bless Thee;  
because by Thy holy Cross Thou hast redeemed the world.


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And now, let us pray the midday prayer.

Please touch the screen as you pray with me.


Father in heaven,
I lift my eyes to you and wait for your help.
I am your servant, entrusted with your gifts;
I am yours alone.


I lift my eyes to you who dwell in heaven.
Like a faithful servant, I wish to do your bidding.


As the eyes of a good servant are on the master,
so are our eyes on the Lord, our God, till he bless us.  

Amen


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Heard today that this dude was banging Lara and the guy behind him came all over the guys ass. Fess up PRAYING TO GOD!


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Brothers and Sisters,

please turn off CNN News, put away your donuts and join me in Thursday morning prayers. 

We will start with Psalm 100, then read Peter 3:8-9. 
 
Please put your hands on the screen and repeat these words together with me: 
 
Sing joyfully to the Lord, all you lands; 
serve the Lord with gladness; 
come before him with joyful song. 
Know that the Lord is God; 
he made us, his we are; 
his people, the flock he tends. 
Enter his gates with thanksgiving, 
his courts with praise; 
Give thanks to him; 
bless his name, for 
he is good: 
the Lord, 
whose kindness endures forever, 
and his faithfulness to all generations.  
 
Glory to the Father. . . 
 
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All of you should be like-minded, sympathetic, loving toward one another, kindly disposed, and humble. Do not return evil for evil or insult for insult. Return a blessing instead. This you have been called to do, that you may receive a blessing as your inheritance. 1 Peter 3:8-9 
 
Intercessions 
 
Lord, our refuge and strength, listen to our praise at the beginning of this day, 
--teach us to praise you without end. 
In you we place our faith and hope, 
--that our waiting might be rewarded. 
You know our needs and come to our aid, 
--without you we can do nothing. 
Remember the poor and unfortunate, 
--may this day not be a burden to them. 


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And now, as we conclude morning prayers, we shall pray for this thread, this sacred thread, This Most Sacred Thread of All
 
May it last through eternity as we gather here daily to celebrate the Glory of God. 
 
Please kneel down and put your hand on the screen as we pray together: 
 
Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.  
 
As it was in the beginning,  
Is now,  
And ever shall be. 
 
Thread without end, 
In the world without end.
 
 
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In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.   
Amen

 
God Bless and good day to you all. 

Go in peace.


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Prayerman sucks muslim dicks. :LOL:


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. said: Prayerman sucks muslim dicks. :LOL:

:potd:


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Prayerman exists outside of time and space; he's in the realm of the eternal. I doubt such entity would suck dicks like a cheap crackwhore.


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. said: Prayerman exists outside of time and space; he's in the realm of the eternal. I doubt such entity would suck dicks like a cheap crackwhore.

Prayerman = Katalyst (AKA Fatass­) and yes he sucks dicks. :rolleyes:


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on = power!


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Dear Brothers and Sisters, 

let us now take a moment from our busy day, stop gossip and idle chatter, and pray the mid-day prayer.  
 
Please touch the screen as we all pray together.  
  
Lord Jesus Christ,  
at noon, when darkness covered all the earth,  
you mounted the wooden cross  
as the innocent victim for our redemption.  
May your light be always with us  
to guide us to eternal life in that kingdom  
where you live and reign for ever and ever.  
Amen


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Please touch the screen and repeat after me:

Guide us waking, O Lord,  
and guard us sleeping;  

that awake we may watch with Christ,  
and asleep we may rest in peace.­

Amen.


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Support this> :fuckyou: Prayer asshole!


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O Heart of Jesus, I place my trust in Thee.


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 PrayingToGod said:
 
Dear Brothers and Sisters, let us take a moment from the minutiae of our daily life and pray the Lord's prayer. 

Please touch your dong as we pray together:
 
Our Father, who Fart in heaven, 
hallowed be Thy name; 

my dick will cum,

then I will be done, 

ass fucking you as it is in heaven.



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Dear Brothers and Sisters, please make an effort to volunteer at the Papal mass in Phoenix Park on August 26.




Thousands of volunteers wanted for Papal Mass in Dublin

Thousands of volunteers are sought for the Papal Mass in the Phoenix Park next month, including ministers of Communion who are 'steady on their feet'.

Some 4,000 ministers of Holy Communion are being sought to help administer communion at the Papal mass on Sunday, August 26.

Around 500,000 people are expected to gather in the Phoenix Park, including 15,000 overseas visitors.

The roles are open to any of those who are already trained and assisting with the distribution of Communion in their own parishes and must be 'steady on your feet' according to the organisers.

On the day, although there will be some plastic tracking laid down, much of the distribution will be done in the grassy corrals of the mass site and volunteers will also need to pass garda vetting, even if you have been vetted for this ministry in your own parish.

Those lacking the experience required for communion administration can volunteer as stewards and work on the day will include helping to move up to 600,000 people into the park, around the park and then back out of the park after the Mass has ended.

While organisers say they will try to keep parish groups working together, they say it may not be possible for you to be assigned to minister in the place where your family or fellow parishioners are situated.

The organisers already have 4,500 ciboria newly made (patens for the communion hosts) and well over half a million hosts available and it's planned that the first main block of mass goers, around 78,000 people, will receive communion directly from the sanctuary area.

For the remainder of the people, who will be in corrals of around 1,400 people, there will be 16 ‘subchapels’ positioned beside large video screens.

On the day, mass goers can look forward to an array of Irish music and composers with choir rehearsals already taking place.

More than 2,000 members of the Papal Mass Choir gathered recently in the RDS to do a full run through of the music for the Closing Mass and in total, 3,000 voices from across all 26 dioceses will make up the main choir on the day.

Commenting after the rehearsal Derek Mahady said that he was heartened by the work and effort that each diocese has put into the preparation of the music for the papal Mass.


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 . said: .PrayingToGod said:I humbly beg the forgiveness of all Lara Logan fans for my attempts to hijack this thread. For this, I fully deserve to be fucked up my ass by Lara Logan with a foot long strapon and then sealed in a pit of my own filth.


I admit that I am a disease-ridden, brain-damaged, obnoxious, OCD, thread-jacking stegosaurus molester with the IQ of a yam, that I'm also extremely fat and GAY!

I am a hemorrhoid on the anus of F2, a swollen pustule on the fair skin of the internet, a stinking turd floating in the punchbowl of life.

I turn my back on all the saints of the Church, abjuring them as phonies, perverts, retards, and non-returners of library books.

I acknowledge and affirm that I am a faggot and should be kicked out of the church.

I acknowledge and affirm that I performs oral sex on diseased orangutans.

I likewise acknowledge and affirm that I myself enjoys being cornholed by demons.

I piss upon the cross and urge all others to do likewise.

I proclaim the Lord Satan as the one true god.

I renounce all prayers and defecate upon the Bible.

I renounce my posts here and apologize for the wastage of bandwidth, and I am even now flogging myself brutally on the scrotum with a horsehide whip in penitence.

I renounce Christianity itself as a pack of feeble lies.

I now retire to dedicate the remainder of my worthless life to wanking to little boys.

And after that worthless life is over, I deserve to spend all eternity in Hell, immersed in a lake of boiling barf, while demons prod me relentlessly in delicate parts of the body with red-hot pitchforks.

Let us now pray Hairy Psalm 23.

Please touch your dong as you pray.

The Lord is my sodomite; I shall now wank.
In vacant pestholes he gives me disease.
Beside pesky weirdos he reams me;
he molests my soul.
He guides me in trite paths for his fame's sake.
Even though I wank in the dork valley I fear no weevil;
for you are up my ass with your "rod" and your "staff"
that give me herpes.
You spread my asscheeks before me in the sight of my foes;
You anoint my head with jizz;
my rectum overflows.
Only gooeyness and incontinence follow me all the days of my life;
And I shall smell like the louse of the Horde for years to come.

Glory to the faggot Katalyst.




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Exciting News!  

Please join me for a special prayer service at St Kevin's. 

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Dear Brothers and Sisters, 

When you're coming to join me for the prayer session, please use this link to find Saint Kevin's in Dublin.

https://www.google.ca/maps/@53.3327853,-6.2675649,19z


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Please note that during the Papal visit, you'll be able to stand in the presence of the Relics of Saints Louis & Zélie Martin and St Thérèse.  

For more information and the schedule, please click this link.

http://carmelitenuns.uk/visit-of-the-relics-of-saints-louis-zelie-martin-and-st-therese-to-ireland/



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