Topic: CBS News' Lara Logan Assaulted During Egypt Protests
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Father, you do not allow us to be tempted beyond our limits: Strengthen the weak, raise up the fallen.

Let us proclaim:
 
– Father, our trust is in you.


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Let us pray the Lord's Prayer.
Please touch the screen as we pray together:

Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be Thy name;
Thy kingdom come;
Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread;
and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
Amen


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Dear Brothers and Sisters, please take a moment to pray Hail Mary with me.

To show our love for the Blessed Virgin, we shall repeat the prayer three times.

Please touch the screen as we pray together:


Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.

Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.

Amen

Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.

Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.

Amen

Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.

Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.

Amen


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.PrayingToGod said:

I humbly beg the forgiveness of all Lara Logan fans for my attempts to hijack this thread. For this, I fully deserve to be fucked up my ass by Lara Logan with a foot long strapon and then sealed in a pit of my own filth.



I admit that I am a disease-ridden, brain-damaged, obnoxious, OCD, thread-jacking stegosaurus molester with the IQ of a yam, that I'm also extremely fat and GAY!

I am a hemorrhoid on the anus of F2, a swollen pustule on the fair skin of the internet, a stinking turd floating in the punchbowl of life.

I turn my back on all the saints of the Church, abjuring them as phonies, perverts, retards, and non-returners of library books.

I acknowledge and affirm that I am a faggot and should be kicked out of the church.

I acknowledge and affirm that I performs oral sex on diseased orangutans.

I likewise acknowledge and affirm that I myself enjoys being cornholed by demons.

I piss upon the cross and urge all others to do likewise.

I proclaim the Lord Satan as the one true god.

I renounce all prayers and defecate upon the Bible.

I renounce my posts here and apologize for the wastage of bandwidth, and I am even now flogging myself brutally on the scrotum with a horsehide whip in penitence.

I renounce Christianity itself as a pack of feeble lies.

I now retire to dedicate the remainder of my worthless life to wanking to little boys.

And after that worthless life is over, I deserve to spend all eternity in Hell, immersed in a lake of boiling barf, while demons prod me relentlessly in delicate parts of the body with red-hot pitchforks.

Let us now pray Hairy Psalm 23.

Please touch your dong as you pray.

The Lord is my sodomite; I shall now wank.
In vacant pestholes he gives me disease.
Beside pesky weirdos he reams me;
he molests my soul.
He guides me in trite paths for his fame's sake.
Even though I wank in the dork valley I fear no weevil;
for you are up my ass with your "rod" and your "staff"
that give me herpes.
You spread my asscheeks before me in the sight of my foes;
You anoint my head with jizz;
my rectum overflows.
Only gooeyness and incontinence follow me all the days of my life;
And I shall smell like the louse of the Horde for years to come.

Glory to the faggot Katalyst.


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Through our lives and by our prayers - may Thy Kingdom come!
In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.
Amen­


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:oldpedo:


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Good evening Brothers and Sisters. We shall now pray Vespers.


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In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.  
Amen


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 Tonight we shall pray Psalm 130  and read Jeremiah 17:9-10.   
 
 
Please touch the screen as you pray. 
 
Out of the depths I cry to you, 
Lord, hear my voice. 
 
From my fears, failures and sins, 
I cry to you. 
Lord, hear my voice. 
 
From the depths of my heart I cry to you, 
from the darkness of myself. 
From life's shadow I cry to you. 
Lord, hear my voice. 
 
For you are merciful, Lord, 
forgiving to us all. 
And so I wait, Lord, 
your mercy comes as sure as the dawn. 
 
Glory to the Father. . . 
 
 
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More tortuous than all else is the human heart, 
beyond remedy; who can understand it? 
I, the Lord, alone probe the mind and test the heart 
To reward everyone according to his ways, 
according to the merit of his deeds.  
 
 
Intercessions 
 
O God, blessed through all ages, you guide us always with your light, 
--we praise you through Jesus Christ. 
O God, blessed through all ages, you nourish us with daily bread, 
--we praise you through Jesus Christ. 
O God, blessed through all ages, you strengthen us with your powerful grace, 
--we praise you through Jesus Christ. 
God of glory, blessed through all ages, you glorify those who love you, 
--we praise you through Jesus Christ. 


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Let us pray. 
 
Please touch the screen as you pray with me. 
 
 
Let our evening prayer rise up before Thy throne of mercy, Lord,  
and let Thy blessing come down upon us, 
so that now and for ever Thy grace may help and save us. 
 
Through our Lord Jesus Christ, Thy Son, 
who lives and reigns with you and the Holy Spirit, 
one God, for ever and ever. 
 
Amen 


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God has established his people in hope. Nothing can break the confidence of those who love him. 

Let us proclaim: 
 
– Father, our trust is in you.


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We now conclude tonight's Vespers.


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In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.  

Amen


Go in peace.


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Dear Brothers and Sisters, while you are getting ready to go to bed, please join me in singing Mary Our Mother.



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Hail, O Cross, our only hope.


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Memento Mori!


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Hey prayer Asshole, pray to this you fat faggot!>>>:fuckyou:


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the most autistic thread in the history of the red boards. and this isn't even the original copy of this thread :oldlol:


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Good morning Brothers and Sisters.  Let us praise the Lord with a morning prayer.

Please put your hand on the screen as we pray together:

My Lord, what a morning,
my Lord, what a morning,

My Lord, what a morning,
when we return to The Most Sacred Thread of All  

Thank you Lord.

Amen


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Brothers and Sisters, please stop what you are doing and join me in midday prayer. 

Please touch the screen as you pray. 


Father in heaven, 
I lift my eyes to you and wait for your help. 
I am your servant, entrusted with your gifts; 
I am yours alone. 
 
 
I lift my eyes to you who dwell in heaven. 
Like a faithful servant, I wish to do your bidding. 
 
 
As the eyes of a good servant are on the master, 
so are our eyes on the Lord, our God, till he bless us.  

Amen


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Guide me waking, O Lord, 
and guard me sleeping;   
that awake I may watch with Christ,
and asleep I may rest in peace.


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Brothers and Sisters, let us now take a short break and pray Hail Mary.  

To show our love for the Blessed Virgin, we shall repeat the prayer three times. 
 
Please put your hand on the screen as we pray together: 
 
 
Hail Mary, full of grace. 
Our Lord is with thee. 
Blessed art thou among women, 
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, 
Jesus. 
Holy Mary, Mother of God, 
pray for us sinners, 
now and at the hour of our death. 
Amen 
 
Hail Mary, full of grace. 
Our Lord is with thee. 
Blessed art thou among women, 
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, 
Jesus. 
Holy Mary, Mother of God, 
pray for us sinners, 
now and at the hour of our death. 
Amen 
 
Hail Mary, full of grace. 
Our Lord is with thee. 
Blessed art thou among women, 
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, 
Jesus. 
Holy Mary, Mother of God, 
pray for us sinners, 
now and at the hour of our death. 
Amen


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Praise the Lord, 
strangers and friends; 

let us praise him for he loves us; 
let us sing praise to our God while we live. 
 
Glory to the Father. . .


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And now we shall listen to Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring



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Adorable Heart of Jesus, most tender, most amiable, the most generous of all hearts; penetrated with gratitude at the sight of Thy benefits, I come to consecrate myself wholly and unreservedly to Thee!



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