You guys posted this shit the other day. Do it again and I'll backtrace your ass, catch you in the shower, stick a funnel up your wet, bare, soapy ass... and force feed $20 worth of screaming hot fucking nickels into your rectum. Then I will take a stethoscope to your bare, wet, soapy ass and listine to your intestines hiss, pop, and bubble while masturbating.

Nickel ass! They'll be calling you as you shuffle to the store, "hey nickel ass! Going for some more ass cream to shit out nickels!" Homeless men will kneel by your ass waiting for a bowel movement to dispense coins like when you stick a 20 in a laundromat coin dispenser.
:rump::twocents::fuckyou:

Please report to the reeducation center.

I just figured out how to turn off images.  Don't want to see Nickel Ass making change for a quarter :yak:

teapots.nli said:

I just figured out how to turn off images.  Don't want to see Nickel Ass making change for a quarter :yak:

care to share, friend

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[img]http://65.media.tumblr.com/409d9b647f325a9589c585c7131bf299/tumblr_ntn1t13kYx1rdzu2zo1_500g[/img]

­this should be posted on the shitboard... how fucking long were you holding onto this pic before posting in the right thread? Good grief if that guy is making a withdrawal, he's gonna have a grocery bag of nickels to bring home

das but said:

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[img]http://65.media.tumblr.com/409d9b647f325a9589c585c7131bf299/tumblr_ntn1t13kYx1rdzu2zo1_500g[/img]

­this should be posted on the shitboard... how fucking long were you holding onto this pic before posting in the right thread? Good grief if that guy is making a withdrawal, he's gonna have a grocery bag of nickels to bring home

:lmao::canada:

OK. I'll bite.

So, what, exactly is my IP address and where am I located?

teapots.nli said:

I just figured out how to turn off images.  Don't want to see Nickel Ass making change for a quarter :yak:

:potd:

h

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OK. I'll bite.

So, what, exactly is my IP address and where am I located?

:crickets:

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:wave: Gumbi

:wave: Hi bitch

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:wave: Hi bitch

You need your colon massaged?

teapots.nli said:

I just figured out how to turn off images.  Don't want to see Nickel Ass making change for a quarter :yak:

­Thanks for letting us know about this. I find gay pr0n nauseating. Now I don't have to look at it. :canada:

:poo:
:bucket:

:moar:

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You need your colon massaged?

No!!! Lara Logan

tl;dr

Emwej? :confused: ­:aww:

:)

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It's been 4 years now since I read about the "hot nickel". Retired after my finances finally recovered from '08, saw Europe with Betty, and buried Uncle Frank.
But every night I pull the covers up and squeeze my eyes tight, unable to stop the image of that cheap tin funnel being shoved into my rectum and hearing my own insides sizzle.
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:nono: Everyone, please put your pencils down. It is time to stop posting.