Topic: If a balloon could fly to the US from China, then the professor on Gilligan’s Island would
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Have used one to get them to Hawaii from the South Pacific in 1963.
Duh


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I see. And what would he have built it out of? Also, how would they survive the atmosphere at 60K feet?


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Didn't you understand the professor didn't want to leave in the first place? He was smart so whenever he made "devices" to escape or communicate, he knew it would fail, but that was necessary to keep the group morale strong.

The truth is, he quickly realized he was in paradise. He defacto became the ruler of the island because of his superior intellect. He'd live in a cool island full of edible fruits and drank coconut juice all day long while relaxing in his hammock for the rest of his life. Finally, all the other men were unattractive and he had two hot chicks he could fuck. Plus Ginger, that makes three.


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Gilligan and Mrs. Howell used to sneak off and...

do stuff. :shudder:

Notice it was always his fault their plans to leave the island never worked.

::moreyouknow:


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. said: Gilligan and Mrs. Howell used to sneak off and...

do stuff. :shudder:

Notice it was always his fault their plans to leave the island never worked.

::moreyouknow:

­i knew that. They have a whole category of that on  pornhub.

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Why didn’t the people who actually wanted to leave the island kill Gilligan, Lord of the Flies style?


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. said: Didn't you understand the professor didn't want to leave in the first place? He was smart so whenever he made "devices" to escape or communicate, he knew it would fail, but that was necessary to keep the group morale strong.

The truth is, he quickly realized he was in paradise. He defacto became the ruler of the island because of his superior intellect. He'd live in a cool island full of edible fruits and drank coconut juice all day long while relaxing in his hammock for the rest of his life. Finally, all the other men were unattractive and he had two hot chicks he could fuck. Plus Ginger, that makes three.

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I would stay on the island for the rest of my life as well.  Why would you want to go back into a crowded world with stupid people, traffic, pollution, government, taxes, politics, etc.  as long as the radio kept working you had music to keep you entertained.


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The trade winds would have brought them to Australia and they decided to wait for rescue.



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