Topic: Who is Jerry Flattum and why should I give a shit?
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Jerry is going down


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­You suck you narc. You will pay a thousand deaths for your treachery. Turn in your man card bitch.
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Calm down Jerry, you can always go down to Labor Ready and get paid the same day.  An honest day's work might be just what you need, seems to be the only "hustle" you haven't tried yet in your 60+ years.

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­You will learn to respect me. Never count me out.


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he's probably :fap: :fap: :fap: to all this attention he's getting here. he definitely doesn't deserve more than a shitty Haiku on a Mojave desert rest stop shithouse wall


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­jealous fucker

You'd love to suck jerjers cock and call him daddy i suspect

I have is full archive (which is still onlone) downloaded, incl pics of him training his pets to pleasure his cock

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Wut


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­If Jerry makes it big they'll make movies about his life. Yours not so much.

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Ummm have you listened to any of his "music"?  It's all crap.  The music sucks, his voice sucks, the lyric sucks, it's all terrible.  Like the kind of really corny garbage you'd get out of some cheesy lounge singer whose schtick is to perform the corniest crap imaginable, like a comedian of sorts.  Jerry is a joke.

His writing isn't any better.  Here's a senior citizen whose babblings all read as though they were written by a high school student -- possibly even a college student -- of painfully average intelligence and writing ability.  Simple language, simple sentence structures, simple words, simple thoughts and ideas.  

The guy is a simpleton.  He'll never make it big - hell, he'd be lucky to get a job at McDonald's.  His whole life he's been mooching off of others but he's never done a damned thing for himself.  It really is quite sad.


But this is EXACTLY what makes for a compelling movie! A story is defined as a flawed character overcoming difficulties to achieve success. The protagonist here has flaws, to be sure, but he is facing superhuman difficulties; and so now for the Third Act, where the hero triumphs despite the long odds!

I admit the situation seems bleak; realistically,there's probably only a 10% to 20% chance that a major recording studio will sign a major deal. But if/when he makes his first million by tapping into the unrealized "over 30" crowd, he'll be laughing all the way to the bank while reading about you in his new iPhone :lol:


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It's good someone saved those pics.


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I wonder how he travelled to the shelter and carried his possessions
- 3 cats
- clothes
- laptop
- keyboard
- etc

How does he do it???

Or maybe jerry is the real passport n auitcase guy? I doubt he has a passport though. Hell, i doubt he has ever been outside of the US


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. said: I wonder how he travelled to the shelter and carried his possessions
- 3 cats
- clothes
- laptop
- keyboard
- etc

How does he do it???

Or maybe jerry is the real passport n auitcase guy? I doubt he has a passport though. Hell, i doubt he has ever been outside of the US


We used to have photos from his wordpress site. He used a shopping cart to wheel around his stuff and his cat carrier.


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Jerry used a shopping cart. Wish I still had the links to his pics.


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I don't give a shit. Blanket party the faggot and be done with it.


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There is a monumental, legendary, historical red board story in the works with flatty - just be patient


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. said: There is a monumental, legendary, historical red board story in the works with flatty - just be patient

Not one shit do I give.


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. said: There is a monumental, legendary, historical red board story in the works with flatty - just be patient

Not one shit do I give.

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You are free to go fuck off anytime. Why are you even here?


"I don't give a shit! So let me reload reload reload so I can shit talk the moment someone posts!"
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Seriously, KSFB, thanks


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How about some of the pics, Dot?


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. said: There is a monumental, legendary, historical red board story in the works with flatty - just be patient

Not one shit do I give.

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You are free to go fuck off anytime.  Why are you even here?


"I don't give a shit!  So let me reload reload reload so I can shit talk the moment someone posts!"
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:winner:­

Seriously, KSFB, thanks

Snowflake is triggered. :snicker:


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image


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Those people at the shelter are regretting the day jerjer walked into their lives and made it a living hell.


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http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=1202742&c


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­jealous fucker

You'd love to suck jerjers cock and call him daddy i suspect

I have is full archive (which is still onlone) downloaded, incl pics of him training his pets to pleasure his cock

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Post such pics or STFU


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JerJer is on the move, he's leaving the shelter

Where is he going to?


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What's your favorite JerJer song? This one is mine, it's so... ehm 'experimental'

CRACK'A MA' BACK


Woke up stiff and cranky, had this low back pain.
Ever since you left I'm feelin' all this stress and strain.
All nite long a'strugglin' with my flock of sheep,
life was so much better when you walked all over me.

CRACK'A MA' BACK, honey,
CRACK'A MA' BACK, set me free.
(Chiropractor! Chiropractor!)
CRACK'A MA' BACK, honey,
CRACK'A MA' BACK, come back to me.

Sittin' on the sofa feelin' all bent out of shape,
don't know how much more of all this achin' I can take.
Lay your hands on me, got that healer's touch.
Squeeze me like ya do, so I can kick away this crutch.

CRACK'A MA' BACK, honey,
CRACK'A MA' BACK, set me free.
(Chiropractor! Chiropractor!)
CRACK'A MA' BACK, honey,
CRACK'A MA' BACK, come back to me.

Movin' up my spinal column a CRACK at a time.
Twist my neck, looks like I lost my mind.
Twisted body like an uptight rattlesnake...
Unwind me...Snap! CRACK! Uh!
Baby, I start to shake!

Think I feel arthritis settlin' in my bone,
sittin' with your photograph, feel so cold and alone.
I love you girl, love you good and bad,
you're the best doctor, this man's ever had.

CRACK'A MA' BACK, honey,
CRACK'A MA' BACK, set me free.
(Chiropractor! Chiropractor!)
CRACK'A MA' BACK, honey,
CRACK'A MA' BACK, come back to me.

Well, come on back.
CRACK'A MA' BACK.
Come on back.
CRACK MA' BACK.
CRACK'A MA' BACK. honey,
CRACK'A MA' BACK.
Come on back!


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. said: What's your favorite JerJer song? This one is mine, it's so... ehm 'experimental'

CRACK'A MA' BACK


Woke up stiff and cranky, had this low back pain.
Ever since you left I'm feelin' all this stress and strain.
All nite long a'strugglin' with my flock of sheep,
life was so much better when you walked all over me.

CRACK'A MA' BACK, honey,
CRACK'A MA' BACK, set me free.
(Chiropractor! Chiropractor!)
CRACK'A MA' BACK, honey,
CRACK'A MA' BACK, come back to me.

Sittin' on the sofa feelin' all bent out of shape,
don't know how much more of all this achin' I can take.
Lay your hands on me, got that healer's touch.
Squeeze me like ya do, so I can kick away this crutch.

CRACK'A MA' BACK, honey,
CRACK'A MA' BACK, set me free.
(Chiropractor! Chiropractor!)
CRACK'A MA' BACK, honey,
CRACK'A MA' BACK, come back to me.

Movin' up my spinal column a CRACK at a time.
Twist my neck, looks like I lost my mind.
Twisted body like an uptight rattlesnake...
Unwind me...Snap! CRACK! Uh!
Baby, I start to shake!

Think I feel arthritis settlin' in my bone,
sittin' with your photograph, feel so cold and alone.
I love you girl, love you good and bad,
you're the best doctor, this man's ever had.

CRACK'A MA' BACK, honey,
CRACK'A MA' BACK, set me free.
(Chiropractor! Chiropractor!)
CRACK'A MA' BACK, honey,
CRACK'A MA' BACK, come back to me.

Well, come on back.
CRACK'A MA' BACK.
Come on back.
CRACK MA' BACK.
CRACK'A MA' BACK. honey,
CRACK'A MA' BACK.
Come on back!



Link to song?


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I love this song by jerry... really applicable for some posters here...

Especially
"I'm your daddy, I'm your daddy."
"I'll be right behind you."
"If you're lost, I'll find you."

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MY LITTLE GIRL,
I hear you cryin', cryin', cryin'.
Did that little boy hurt you?
Don't you worry, don't you worry.

MY LITTLE GIRL,
I'm your daddy, I'm your daddy.
If you need me I'll be there,
I'll be right here.

You look so sad,
not a friend in the world.
No one to hold your hand,
no one to understand.
It's not that bad to grow up,
LITTLE GIRL.
Look at me,
and you'll see...
I'll be right behind you.
I'm here to guide you.
If you're lost, I'll find you.
I'll always be kind to...

INSTRUMENTAL

MY LITTLE GIRL,
I hear you cryin', cryin', cryin'.
Did that little boy hurt you?
Don't you worry, don't you worry.

MY LITTLE GIRL.
MY LITTLE GIRL.
MY LITTLE GIRL.
MY LITTLE GIRL.


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Link to song?

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=1202742&s


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http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=1202742

Check this out: "As of Sept. 2011 I'm headed for Santa Monica and believe this is where I will make my permanent home. I've never owned a house and have lived at poverty level all my life. So I'm looking forward to owning my own home, preferably a ranch/farm for all my animals. "

Well, he did get that place in the country side with lots of animals...



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