Topic: Why doesn’t Putin annex North Korea?
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The world would celebrate that.


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For the same reason China, the US and -- for that matter -- South Korea have done nothing about it; North Korea is an absolutely dysfunctional shithole.  The Kim family's strategy is to make North Korea so absolutely toxic as to be absolutely undesirable to any potential invader.  Picture, say, adopting a two-legged feral cat with chronic, explosive diarrhea that requires round the clock injections every 2 hours yet can still manage to bite and scratch you with its remaining paws deep enough to draw blood every time you try to touch it.  Also, the cat has a tendency to eat whatever it can get into its mouth and when it can't do this it will starve.  It doesn't purr but it caterwauls whenever it's awake. And it will only listen to the last person who attempted to take care of it who just so happens to be the asshole who sawed off its legs.  Then, you'll have a metaphor for what it would be like to attempt to take over North Korea.


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See for yourself.  Watch, and read between the lines.  Pyongyang state TV:

https://www.squidtv.net/asia/north-korea/north-korea-001.html


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. said: For the same reason China, the US and -- for that matter -- South Korea have done nothing about it; North Korea is an absolutely dysfunctional shithole.  The Kim family's strategy is to make North Korea so absolutely toxic as to be absolutely undesirable to any potential invader.  Picture, say, adopting a two-legged feral cat with chronic, explosive diarrhea that requires round the clock injections every 2 hours yet can still manage to bite and scratch you with its remaining paws deep enough to draw blood every time you try to touch it.  Also, the cat has a tendency to eat whatever it can get into its mouth and when it can't do this it will starve.  It doesn't purr but it caterwauls whenever it's awake. And it will only listen to the last person who attempted to take care of it who just so happens to be the asshole who sawed off its legs.  Then, you'll have a metaphor for what it would be like to attempt to take over North Korea.

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North Korea would be great slave labor.


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i don't Putin has the manpower to fuck with NK right now...


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Also:  Would San Diego want to annex Tijuana?


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why


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. said: i don't Putin has the manpower to fuck with NK right now...

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Well, not now, but it probably would have been easier than Ukraine.


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. said: Also:  Would San Diego want to annex Tijuana?

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I would trade San Diego for Tijuana. We need more donkey shows.



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