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Fucking brilliant!

More proof that nggers are complete idiots. Does anyone here know what a Chinese lantern does? It's made out of paper and floats because of the heat generated by a candle. Reading that article to learn that those shitskins let loose flying flammable material on a WINDY night just....fucking morons. About three months ago there was a massive structure fire at the other end of Ocean View that leveled an entire apartment complex.

But that's okay. The improvised tribal dance "honoring" LBeezyGotti aka LTookABullet takes precedence over any form of common sense. Music plays and has the effect of draining the higher mental processes of the average hairless chimp.

Uh oh. Cue the hip-hop version of the Benny Hill Show theme. It's Ghetto Lottery season in Norfolk!

Reginald Cooper, loving grandfather who "would do anything fo' helps people" and 56 year old pickpocket died on February 21 during his last stay in weekend jail (he had been provided this accomodation due to his medical issues - terminal oxygen dependent COPD, hypertension and diabetes complications). The records show that every accomodation was given to him for his well-being - he was allowed to stay in the medical ward with his oxygen tank and provided his medication - but his time was up. When jail staff tried to resuscitate him he was beyond help.

Naturally the family is not going to see it that way. Cue the wailing for 'wantin's justiss' (read: financial compensation) in front of the enabling media.

That much being said - if this guy was so fucked up healthwise, then what did he expect to happen when he was arrested for stealing? His health issues would allow him to walk free on a pity ticket? He put himself at risk through his own actions. If he cared so much about his family and enjoying what time he did have left on this Earth with them, then why do something so fucking stupid as steal five dollars?

You know it's a slow news day in Norfolk when a nuisance "lion dog" named Charles The Monarch and his Colley Avenue bar hopping owner make the local headlines.

That's the same dog people called the police about a few years ago, thinking it was an actual lion. His owner is a big ODU Monarchs fan and cuts the dog's hair to make him look like the university's mascot.

Charles' owner is a sack of half-drunk shit that has nothing else better to do than to sit around in bars and make crude comments about female patrons any hour of the day - when he is not at home antagonizing his neighbors. That dog is obviously his 15 minute's worth of fame - what's the royalties on those childrens' books written about Charles - and I am glad that ODU is getting ready to cut off the "dog goodwill ambassador" connection. The animal deserves better.

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Indian River High School in Chesapeake, Woodrow Wilson in Portsmouth, and Lake Taylor High School in Norfolk were always in the news for race motivated student brawls back in the seventies and early eighties.  Green Run High School in Virginia Beach was notorious for the Chinese and Filipino kids kicking the shit out of each other between classes.

You mean GANG RUN!

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You know it's a slow news day in Norfolk when a nuisance "lion dog" named Charles The Monarch and his Colley Avenue bar hopping owner make the local headlines.

But at least they're going to build a new sports Stadium down at the oceanfront.

Make all the fun of Norfolk/Va Beach you want too. It's been a good twenty yrs since I've been there, but as I recall, there was no shortage whatsoever of extremely horny Navy wife pussy. They seemed to be okay for that first three months, but by that fourth and fifth month of no cock, tongue and mouth for their pussy means a little bit of alcohol and a hand up their dress on a dark dance floor, makes a whole lot of 'em like a horny teenager again. The ones that seem to fall victim too their wet pussy the easiest, are the very early twenty somethings, and the very early thirty somethings... and they make for very nice co-workers and neighbors. I wanna go back.

Norfolk is the way it is because of the Navy :rofl:

Muhammad should rush out there to the dog's defense -- Charles is BROWN after all and the victim of his owner's WHITE priviledge :lol:

Y'all leave my damn dog alone! He's a fucking celebrity!
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Daniel Painter, ladies and gentlemen!

At least Ghent is getting another Starbucks! :banana:

How many fucking Starbucks does Ghent have anyway?

Painter had that damn dog running around unleashed on the patio of Sam's the other day -- which goes against the court requirements to get the animal back.  I  hope that poor animal gets taken away from his owner, because the writing is on the wall as to what will happen first - he bites somebody or gets hit by a car.

But there will be a new Starbucks!

Starbucks is for fags and hipsters who don't know any better
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But at least Ghent has a chik-fill-a

Norfolk has nothing really going for it - the city is Virginia's answer to Detroit.  ODU and Norfolk State are less higher institutions of learning than crime-ridden and partying campuses, the Navy has this delusion that civilian residents and businesses need to suck their sailors' and "mission essential" asses, people shit themselves with delight over a fucking "celebrity" dog that runs amok on Colley Avenue, a she-nog wins the Ghetto Lottery after being bit by a K-9 after she refused to cooperate with the police and the public school system is for shit.....but! WE HAVE A NEW ARTS DISTRICT!  WE CAN PAINT MURALS ON HISTORICAL BUILDINGS!  YAY!  NORFOLK IS THE NEW PORTLAND!  WE HAVE LOTS OF CRAFT BREWERIES!

But we have noodles and company and Waterside!

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Norfolk has nothing really going for it - the city is Virginia's answer to Detroit.  ODU and Norfolk State are less higher institutions of learning than crime-ridden and partying campuses, the Navy has this delusion that civilian residents and businesses need to suck their sailors' and "mission essential" asses, people shit themselves with delight over a fucking "celebrity" dog that runs amok on Colley Avenue, a she-nog wins the Ghetto Lottery after being bit by a K-9 after she refused to cooperate with the police and the public school system is for shit.....but! WE HAVE A NEW ARTS DISTRICT!  WE CAN PAINT MURALS ON HISTORICAL BUILDINGS!  YAY!  NORFOLK IS THE NEW PORTLAND!  WE HAVE LOTS OF CRAFT BREWERIES!

Isn't every city trying the whole craft brews and downtown gallery schtick?  Everyone wants to be Austin/Portland. :flip:

Fuck Noodles and Company. I wound up sitting on the toilet for hours after eating there.

This is for the hipsters who are trying to "make things better" in Norfolk -

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Charles the dog is back in the pound again. That didn't take long?

Nope. I guess Painter thought it was a great idea to let his dog run around loose on a cafe patio WHILE the local news cameras were rolling less than two hours after getting out of court.

At least there's a chance his nuisance owner will get a new pucker to his asshole after 60 days in jail.

A 3-fer the other night in terms of nogs exiting the gene pool in Norfolk! :rofl:

Idiot number one is shot by parties unknown. Idiot number two won't cooperate with the police and stands over the body, pointing a gun at them.

Idiot number three, less than a block away, sets up a barricade situation and fires an automatic weapon at the SWAT team (with predictable results).