"Why does it smell like somebody struck a match in here...?"
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"Whatever you want, honey.  I get one phone call a day in prison."
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Judy and Ronnie Boone, ladies and gentlemen!

Thirsty Camel, your sacrifice in the name of insurance fraud will not be forgotten.  The Arson Investigation Team and ATF will avenge you!
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"Did anyone else see the lightning storm over Ocean View this morning....?"
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"Fire!  Fire!"
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I hope Judy Boone gets coronavirus and fucking dies choking on her own lung fluids

I think the Boones have an even bigger problem right about now than the Panface Plague :lol:

Ocean View used to be a pretty rough place back in the day.  You had the Jolly Roger, which was Hells Angels territory, the Sportsman Bar which was a Southern Riders hangout, Doc's Pizza, the Thirsty Camel, Connie's (a titty bar) and Greenies.

With the Thirsty Camel taking a hit, that's pretty much the end of what were once the "old and dirty" Ocean View landmarks.  No character left, just strip malls, roach motels, and flimsy overpriced Judy Boone McMansions on the waterfront side.  BUT.

It may be hard for some people to hear, but, places like the Thirsty Camel and Greenies were built, and adapted, and renovated outside of modern fire safety standards.  They were literal fire traps, and people who take it personally enough to stand on the curbside crying should thank whatever higher power protects them from not being victims of another The Station (the Rhode Island venue where Great White started a fire with pyrotechnics that killed 99 people).  The places, all owned by the Boones, were out of code, had occupancy violations up the wazoo, and were something bad waiting to happen.  Watch the footage of the Thirsty Camel -- that bitch went up quick.  It may have had help, but a cinder block building with a wooden understructure and layers of tar over paper and tin roofing never had a chance.  Now think what would have happened had the usual crowd had been inside -- the fire was reported at 1:30 am, and the place's closing time was 2:15 prior to a few weeks ago and the shutdown order.

Some years ago I used to live on First View.  The Boones, including Ronnie's daddy, were crooks and slumlords from day one.  Their son "owns" (read: it's in his name just to keep the ABC license, being as that his daddy is a convicted federal offender) the Thirsty Camel.  I would not put insurance fraud past any of them based on past history and all of their criminal malfeasance getting hand waved (up until recently, how's the federal prison life treating you, Ronnie?) by their political and judicial connections.  I firmly believe that they are cocky enough to do something, since Ronnie's shenanigans led to a good sized hit to the family wallet, and playing with matches sounds just about right.  I LOVE how the ATF has been called in.  No amount of bribery is going to save any of their conniving asses if probable cause is established against them.  Local yes, federal -- ask Ronnie what happens when you play footsie with a federal judge who doesn't give the first fuck who you are.

I'm waiting to see what fresh legal hell comes out of this.

99.9 of confirmed arson cases always start in the kitchen.  

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Are the ((Boones)) Jews?

I'm sure there are some Matzoh crumbs floating around in Judy's blood, yeah.

The sad thing about this, and believe me I do not like any of the Boones whatsoever, is that they have been so shitty and manipulative towards the blue-collar residents of Ocean View over the years that even if this was an accident, there will always be suspicion that they "had something to do with it."

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Hurricane Florence could have at least fired an ejaculating sea cucumber over the sand dunes of Ocean View and sent it flying like a rocket up a typical Norfolk resident's ass.

What the fuck?

"I turned myself into a flying ejaculating sea cucumber, Morty!"
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The Thirsty Camel was demolished less than 24 hours after the fire started, because of "structural instability presenting a delay in the investigation".  

  :hmmm:

Arson detection dogs can find traces in burned out environments that are just as barren as the surface of the moon. 
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Thread boring.  I'm gonna go take a shit.

"Wheeeeeee!!!!"
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Michael J. Muhammad appears at 2:16

What a fuck.  I hope the Coronavirus kicks him right in his shitskin ass.

Who knows?  MuhDik Mikey once threatened to burn down the city of Norfolk when he was trying to incite riots over the Raymond Chandler incident, so maybe he was feeling a bit arson-ish last week and decided to flame the Thirsty Camel.

Or the VA Calico Cat of Willoughby decided a life of feline luxury in a pet sanctuary was better than having to deal with Cat Turds Rovenolt set the blaze in an effort to incriminate a lazy asshole who can't even keep a cat box tidy.

But CHARLES THE DOG?

Yeah...John Rovenolt DOES live in that area....but I can't find any reviews where he gave the Thirsty Camel a one star over homophobic Trump Supporters or shit smeared on a toilet seat :lol:

Yet another opportunity in life wasted by this shithead.

I think Charles the Dog is dead now.  It's been almost three years since anything was mentioned about him in the local media.  After the last court case involving the dog, he was immediately sent to live on a farm belonging to one of his owner's family members as part of an out of court agreement over a dog bite. IIRC he was pushing about ten years old then.

His owner Daniel Painter did wind up losing his landscaping business.   Irresponsible bastard.  Couldn't care properly for his dog and couldn't avoid drinking up profits and rent money.

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Michael J. Muhammad appears at 2:16

SHEEEEIIIT.... SHEEEIIIT TURN MAH MUFFUGGIN HET FONES UP
YO, I BE TRYIN TA GET ACROSS DA BRIDGE
BUT THAT SHIT SO FUCKED BECAUSE THE TUNNELS LIKE YO MOMMAS LEGS
PAYIN THAT TUITION TO THA ODU JOOS
RAPIN WHYTE CHICKS ALL NIGHT AT HAMPTON U
BEATIN ON THAT WHYTE DADDY AND STEAL HIS PORSCH-UH
JUST DON'T MAKE ME LIVE IN PORTSMOUTH
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Cringeworthy. Couldn't listen. Too much ooking gnomesane?