Topic: A prison rape can go on for days in “the covered wagon”. Till victims assholes literally gush blood
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Exactly.  I've been on the inside.  It is VERY fucking rare.  

Had a homo bunkmate who was with a gang.  They probably could have done anything they wanted to me.  I just played it cool, let them know I wasn't going to make trouble for them, and it was kind of nice having my back watched by people with no obligation. 

Stuff did happen, I'm not going to lie.  But the vast majority was consensual.  I've heard stories about the female prison system that would curl your teeth, but aside from rumours, never did see anything in the 7 years I was in.

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Women mentally, physically, and sexually abusing each other?

I could see make guards being abusers or making it transactional: A lot of the inmates are poor women with histories of bad relationships and sexual abuse.

Yuck.


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­I've always heard the opposite, that prison food was basically junk food, designed to deliver maximum carbs and calories at the lowest cost and that porking out was pretty standard unless you were serious about staying in shape.

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Its not glamorous food, I'll give you that. 

First of all, the carb thing is a myth.  So lets throw that out the door.

Secondly, there is an ATTEMPT to make an appetizing plate.  Like some salisbury steak, some corn, and some mash (potatoes?  Who knows) 

But the portions are pretty tight.  You aren't making it through the day without hearing your stomach rumble.  Hence, my old gig with prison candy.  I could turn some peanut butter and candies into a pretty lucrative side hustle.

And, if you're in solitaire, you're fucked.  I've heard of guys eating the toothpaste and soap just so they would have something in their bodies.  I rarely got in trouble, so I never spent more than a day in there, but you feel every second of it ticking by.


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Women mentally, physically, and sexually abusing each other?

I could see make guards being abusers or making it transactional: A lot of the inmates are poor women with histories of bad relationships and sexual abuse.

Yuck.

­This isn't some hot lesbian sex scene.  This is breaking off a broom handle and shoving into every hole they can find.  

There are relationships between guards and prisoners, even in the men's prisons.  No, I don't know how.  But faultlessly, about every year or so, some guard or counsellor would disappear, and some prisoner would get transferred, and word gets out they were fucking.  So I imagine it happens in female prisons too.


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Commissary shit is expensive.  

There aren't a whole lot of care packages coming in, because if one comes in, everyone knows you have extra.  Better to get your shit from the commie, and hide it, WELL.

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I knew someone who went to prison. I didn’t know why or care. I knew he wasn’t a pervert. Sending him a care package wasn’t easy. Most of the stuff you can order consists of junk. I couldn’t send any tobacco products and even books were restricted. They wanted you to order something from one of three services (kickbacks? Security?). Anyway I sent him a few then got a visit from law enforcement.


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­This isn't some hot lesbian sex scene.  This is breaking off a broom handle and shoving into every hole they can find.  

There are relationships between guards and prisoners, even in the men's prisons.  No, I don't know how.  But faultlessly, about every year or so, some guard or counsellor would disappear, and some prisoner would get transferred, and word gets out they were fucking.  So I imagine it happens in female prisons too.

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I didn’t meant it that way. I had a HS classmate end up in a work camp and she said they formed little families and most of what happened was consensual.


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I knew someone who went to prison. I didn’t know why or care. I knew he wasn’t a pervert. Sending him a care package wasn’t easy. Most of the stuff you can order consists of junk. I couldn’t send any tobacco products and even books were restricted. They wanted you to order something from one of three services (kickbacks? Security?). Anyway I sent him a few then got a visit from law enforcement.

­Its not really kickbacks.  But gangs can get a lot of shit coming in and out of a prison, and tobacco looks an awful lot like weed when you're scanning a few hundred packages a day.  

Everything in prisons is about security, because there is a lot of fucked up shit that goes on there.  You have gambling rackets, and people run up huge debts - awfully hard to pay those off in ramen noodles.  Tattooing is illegal, but you can find an artist in every cell block.  You ever seen a prison TV?  It has a clear frame, to make sure that you don't hide shit in there.

Guards search constantly, sometimes they are tipped off, sometimes, its just a routine thing.  Like I said, I made prison candy.  I managed to wire up a little hot plate/stove in the back of my locker and baked peanut butter candy squares.  Yeah, it sounds gay, but the other prisoners loved them - even the bodybuilder types because they were quick energy.  

I chose that as my hustle because I could hide most of the ingredients in the open.  Peanut butter was legal, hard candy was legal, the shitty hot plate setup was the only thing that was sketchy. 

The tattoo artists were masters.  They had to make their own ink.  I have no fucking clue how  they hid that shit from guards, because you are burning stuff to blacken ink - no idea, never did it, I have no tattoos.  

Drugs are available, fuck knows how they get in, but the gangs had them.  I had a few really stingy joints that cost the equivalent of about $5 in real currency.  Apparently other shit was available, smuggled in God knows how (Never asked, wasn't my business) 

The non-fruit based prison wine was pretty good, but getting hold of Welch's grape juice was tough.  That toilet bowl shit was god awful, couldn't even put it to my mouth.  But the guys who volunteered in the kitchen were masters at snagging yeast.  They had it made like kings because everyone wanted anything they could get their hands on.


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. said: Prison rape fantasy thread. :homo:

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Exactly.  I've been on the inside.  It is VERY fucking rare.  

Had a homo bunkmate who was with a gang.  They probably could have done anything they wanted to me.  I just played it cool, let them know I wasn't going to make trouble for them, and it was kind of nice having my back watched by people with no obligation. 

Stuff did happen, I'm not going to lie.  But the vast majority was consensual.  I've heard stories about the female prison system that would curl your teeth, but aside from rumours, never did see anything in the 7 years I was in.



What was the worst part about prison, Prison Mike? The dementors?


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Dumb question: If you’re making prison wine in your toilet where do you go to the bathroom?


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­I've always heard the opposite, that prison food was basically junk food, designed to deliver maximum carbs and calories at the lowest cost and that porking out was pretty standard unless you were serious about staying in shape.

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Its not glamorous food, I'll give you that. 

First of all, the carb thing is a myth.  So lets throw that out the door.

Secondly, there is an ATTEMPT to make an appetizing plate.  Like some salisbury steak, some corn, and some mash (potatoes?  Who knows) 

But the portions are pretty tight.  You aren't making it through the day without hearing your stomach rumble.  Hence, my old gig with prison candy.  I could turn some peanut butter and candies into a pretty lucrative side hustle.

And, if you're in solitaire, you're fucked.  I've heard of guys eating the toothpaste and soap just so they would have something in their bodies.  I rarely got in trouble, so I never spent more than a day in there, but you feel every second of it ticking by.

I heard they put saltpeter in the food to make the prisoners limp.


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I didn’t meant it that way. I had a HS classmate end up in a work camp and she said they formed little families and most of what happened was consensual.

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I can't comment on that.  I never made it into a female prison.  

I can tell you the homos from our prison mostly stuck together.  I kept my nose clean, and didn't bother people, so they didn't mess with me.

But I know a few guys got beaten up in suspicious circumstances, and rumours said they were violated.  I think some of it was just to make them look weak, and some of it may have been true.  But lets call those events unicorns.  In a prison of about a thousand, you wouldn't even find out about that once a month.  Once every few months someone pissed off the wrong people, and wound up with their teeth in a baggie, but a few of them were definitely not given a free prostrate exam.  They just had the shit kicked out of them for squealing.

Again, its the gangs.  I have no idea what went on with the gangs.  There was shit always being talked about their initiations and hidden wars.  Rarely you'd see it bubble to the surface with them screaming at each other, or having the guards break shit up.  You just knew there were areas you didn't go.  

As a floor mopper (yeah, call me a jizz mopper, you won't be the first) you REALLY had to work overtime to let them know you weren't snitching on them.  Because a lot of moppers run straight to the guards with whatever they hear, for favors.  I ain't nobody's bitch, so I left people alone, and wound up with people respecting that.  Its surprising what you can get away with in prison when you ain't fucking with people.


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I heard they put saltpeter in the food to make the prisoners limp.

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By the lengths guys would go to for masturbation time, I'd have to say that failed.

Porn is an EXTREMELY lucrative business in prison.  Another good hustle was having naked pix printed up, and smuggled in.  There was a little catalogue of samples that the "right guy" would give you.  I saw it once or twice, and the pictures were like 5 bucks, I think (Not sure) - but as compared to things like drugs and guns, getting caught with porn wouldn't put you in solitaire. So its a pretty safe hussle.  

There was a new catalogue every few weeks.  I knew guys with pages of printed girls.  Me?  I have a good imagination, and my counsellors were always hot chicks.  I did buy a few photos, and they were fun for bit, but my imagination was never dull.

Some guys would sneak to the bathrooms to jerk off, some guys would stay in their cots (awkward when you're on the bottom bunk) but you just don't say nothin about it.  Hey, we're all guys, we have urges, and at least you're not bothering me.


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If someone accuses you of being a snitch, and you’re not, how do you prove it?


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. said: Dumb question: If you’re making prison wine in your toilet where do you go to the bathroom?

In the toilet, the urine helps with the wine flavor.


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PrisonBoi, we’re there any hot sluts like this in your prison?

https://nypost.com/2021/07/02/female-officer-jailed-for-sex-with-inmate-in-view-of-11-others/


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. said: PrisonBoi, we’re there any hot sluts like this in your prison?

https://nypost.com/2021/07/02/female-officer-jailed-for-sex-with-inmate-in-view-of-11-others/

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Fuck she’s hot. She loves risk. She catfished a bunch of :milton: with sexy pictures and nice words to get $$$ for her expenses.


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. said: PrisonBoi, we’re there any hot sluts like this in your prison?

https://nypost.com/2021/07/02/female-officer-jailed-for-sex-with-inmate-in-view-of-11-others/

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Fuck she’s hot. She loves risk. She catfished a bunch of :milton: with sexy pictures and nice words to get $$$ for her expenses.

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Sue catfished people before it after she got caught? Link?


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. said: If someone accuses you of being a snitch, and you’re not, how do you prove it?

­This is where your reputation comes in. 

No one is going to accuse you of being a snitch unless you have a good reason to be.  Their rep is on the line as well.

Thats why I mentioned earlier it is important to have some gangs see you tell the guards you didn't see anything when they question you.  Be known as the quiet guy.  Don't let anyone mess with you, but don't go around starting shit - because you will get fucked with. 

There are a few cush gigs that pay half decent, like being a cook's assistant, or being a floor mopper.  But as a cooks assistant, you WILL be frisked constantly and you WILL be expected to get shit from the kitchen.  

The laundromat sucks and pays like shit.  

Floor mopping paid decent because the guards expect you to be their eyes.  Just keep your nose clean, work hard, and don't see anything.  

Also, when the guy is screaming for the guards to remove him, you've pretty much got your man.


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. said: PrisonBoi, we’re there any hot sluts like this in your prison?

https://nypost.com/2021/07/02/female-officer-jailed-for-sex-with-inmate-in-view-of-11-others/

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More than you'd think.

Yes you get plenty of 300 lb waterbuffalo coming in thinking they're hot shit.  But, like I said earlier, surprisingly often guards and staff would get removed and prisoners transferred in the middle of the night. 

I never saw anything personally - it was my business not to see shit.  But it definitely happens.


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Everything in PRISON is coordinated with the gang leaders. For example, a black man would never get away with raping a white inmate UNLESS the white prison gang  signs off on it.  Guards turn a blind eye to almost anything that doesn't affect them, like phones. Searches are always designed 

Jail though, while some are run by gangs, are usually people just waiting around to get out and don't want to fuck up.


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Drugs are available, fuck knows how they get in, but the gangs had them.


The guards and even drones in cases.


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. said: Spanky is thinking about getting a DUI just to 'test the waters' as it were.


What could go wrong??
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You don’t go to prison for DUI :dumbass:


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You don’t go to prison for DUI :dumbass:

­You absolutely can.  On a first offense, probably not.  But if you're a serial offender and kill someone, you're going to wind up in jail. 

Kill a kid, and your ass will be on the public registry for everyone to spit on.



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