Topic: Does anyone have any examples of Shitpig's poetry?
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We've seen Akins's.


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shall I compare thee to a golden corral buffet?
though art more blobby and intemperate 
foul, roinky winds do shake the plastic vinyl of suburban shitcongo
and then Don stops paying for shit


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. said: shall I compare thee to a golden corral buffet?
though art more blobby and intemperate 
foul, roinky winds do shake the plastic vinyl of suburban shitcongo
and then Don stops paying for shit

­No way could Shitpig be that self-reflective.  She thinks she's a genius.


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. said: shall I compare thee to a golden corral buffet?
though art more blobby and intemperate 
foul, roinky winds do shake the plastic vinyl of suburban shitcongo
and then Don stops paying for shit

:potd:
:lol:


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This is a tale of Lori the Shitpig

From the rear she looked like a big rig
Her flapjacks were floppy
Her hoohoo was gloppy
And Brian's wee winky had turned paralytic


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There once was a Shitpig in Bartlett
From her growler she farted
Her poomb was so roomy
Her boomies so boomy
That Elgin Sweeper Co had a trap set


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. said: This is a tale of Lori the Shitpig

From the rear she looked like a big rig
Her flapjacks were floppy
Her hoohoo was gloppy
And Brian's wee winky had turned paralytic

hoohoo, winky :lmao:


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. said: There once was a Shitpig in Bartlett
From her growler she farted
Her poomb was so roomy
Her boomies so boomy
That Elgin Sweeper Co had a trap set

:potd:
:rofl:


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haiku:

an absolute unit
with big pork sausage fingers
reaches for corn dog


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there once was a fellow from Chytown
who shat up his wound in a nightgown
he said to a heekee
I'll play with your peepee
but first come over and lie down


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A tycoon orange and bequiff'd
Leaves me quite inordinately miffed
I him online will pan
As life slips through my hands
And my line t'ward the abyss doth drift


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Shall I compare thee to a yodel?
Thou art more chocolatey
And processed

And I said yes o yes
And it may as well be this yodel as any other
And yes

Nom nom nom nom nom


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Shitpig’s cunt is very dry
Hairy scary leaky pie
Her axe wound is always infected
Bacteria, yeast and viruses attracted

Only Spanky wants to see
The hole from which Shitpig does pee
It’s fly-blown and has many maggots
Shitpig married her cousin, a faggot

It’s loose and not attractive
Shitpig’s cunt is highly flaccid
Spanky’s little tiny cock
Doesn’t remind her of her negro bucks

Shitpig and Spanky loved Tyrone
In Shitpig’s hole they found a home
While Brian blew their unmentionables
Shitpig’s cunt grew to circumference unconventional

Her pighole is highly smelly
Her clitoris has mounds of jelly
Shitpig’s cunt is awful large
That cunt has green discharge


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What stench through yonder hovel doth approach
It is my cousin
And he is verily as big as the sun


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Shitpig's nipples are red and sore

cooper's droopers drag on the floor
Even using a Wonder Braw
Would not help this cowish squaw

Shitpig's boobs lactate effluvia
leaking virus and bacteria
that is one glass it's understood
That wouldn't do a body good



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