Topic: Fuck Yoda. Sexless old fucker.
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Fuck Yoda!


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:potd:


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Orthodox Jedis aren't allowed to grow attached


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He was 900+ years old. Can you imagine how much gash he crushed in all those years?


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. said: He was 900+ years old. Can you imagine how much gash he crushed in all those years?

Yoda was an incel.  Probably had no sex irgans.


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Thread starter obviously a disgruntled seagull.


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Sex is a materialistic thing Jedis abandon for greater development


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Baby Yoda fucked the cat.
Does that count.


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Imagine if you can fap and win like Yoda.


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. said: Sex is a materialistic thing Jedis abandon for greater development

­I would say sex is an instinct and even a primordial drive.
Unless it's Parthenogenesis then Yoda's parents got busy and so would Yoda. 
Furthermore .....wait...we're talking about fictional chara...
Nevermind.


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. said:
. said: Sex is a materialistic thing Jedis abandon for greater development

­I would say sex is an instinct and even a primordial drive.
Unless it's Parthenogenesis then Yoda's parents got busy and so would Yoda. 
Furthermore .....wait...we're talking about fictional chara...
Nevermind.

­Urges like that in Yoda's time were purged.


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Damn, that's a shame. All that telekinesis would sure make sex a whole lot more fun.
You could spin her while connected, gravity free sex and all kinds of stuff.
And mind control? You could make her cum with a look.
And a reverse These are not the droids you're looking for with This is the dick you're looking for.


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Yoda and Gandalf don't need no thots


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. said:
. said: He was 900+ years old. Can you imagine how much gash he crushed in all those years?

Yoda was an incel.  Probably had no sex irgans.

­lmao probably

10/10


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. said: Damn, that's a shame. All that telekinesis would sure make sex a whole lot more fun.
You could spin her while connected, gravity free sex and all kinds of stuff.
And mind control? You could make her cum with a look.
And a reverse These are not the droids you're looking for with This is the dick you're looking for.

­:potd: :lol:


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Of course he was celibate. How do you think he had so much force?


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Carrie fucked everyone on set, even Frank Oz's hand


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most of those men who attained greatness swore off women as pointless distractions early on.
yoda could have got any pussy he wanted. all he needed to do what was every man has to do,
give them money.


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They basically ripped off ET when designing that shitty knock-off 'Folex' space muppet yoda


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. said: most of those men who attained greatness swore off women as pointless distractions early on.
yoda could have got any pussy he wanted. all he needed to do what was every man has to do,
give them money.

­:lol:


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Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene
900 year fiend
Smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor
Niggas jealous cause my green dicks thicker
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Yoda couldnt get any pussy unless he used The Force.


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The only male who got any pussy was Lando Calrissian.



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