Topic: Hilarious how much work bulky laughingstock Brian does to protect his "online reputation", as if
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. said: Does anyone still have the email by eSpeedient's CEO about his job performance?

That was a fucking laugh.

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PAUL F. DUBUQUE is the name you're looking for.

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Correction. Paul E. Dubuque. eSpeedient Systems, AMERICASH PLATFORM.

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CFO | Director

Company Name
Espeedient Systems
Dates Employed 2001 – 2009
Employment Duration8 yrs
LocationGreater Chicago Area
Dynamic account management platform that delivers online banking, stored value, and electronic bill payment functions in a branded browser-based environment for private label partners.

ACHIEVEMENTS

• Managed operational and design while guiding the system's evolution in areas such as navigation, features, functions, internal controls, logging and security protocols.

• Drove enterprise value and revenue potential through the creation of a dynamic account management platform to support multiple banking, stored value, and electronic bill payment functions for private label partners.

• Led the company into one of the first payment processing groups to reach PCI compliance on the Visa / Master Card network while guiding the second fastest integration into the Elan financial network switch.

• Successfully secured company's position as financial service solution to the Unisys state and local government ("Smart Government") initiative and added United Missouri Bank as our ACH system partner.


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Brian buy and sell your ass 10 times over OP.

Don't forget it.

:arab:


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CFO | Director

Company Name
Espeedient Systems
Dates Employed 2001 – 2009
Employment Duration8 yrs
LocationGreater Chicago Area
Dynamic account management platform that delivers online banking, stored value, and electronic bill payment functions in a branded browser-based environment for private label partners.

ACHIEVEMENTS

• Managed operational and design while guiding the system's evolution in areas such as navigation, features, functions, internal controls, logging and security protocols.

• Drove enterprise value and revenue potential through the creation of a dynamic account management platform to support multiple banking, stored value, and electronic bill payment functions for private label partners.

• Led the company into one of the first payment processing groups to reach PCI compliance on the Visa / Master Card network while guiding the second fastest integration into the Elan financial network switch.

• Successfully secured company's position as financial service solution to the Unisys state and local government ("Smart Government") initiative and added United Missouri Bank as our ACH system partner.

­What a pile of blathering corp. speak bullshit!  He was a coding drone. Period.

I drove enterprise value!
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What exactly does that mean?
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I . . . uh, er . . .
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. said: frantically copyright striking comments on YouTube, removing Imgurs, censoring posts on CampIdiot etc. will make people fail to notice that he has huge moobs dangling to his belt. 

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:rofl:


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So he was a junior programmer who... filled out a bunch of PCI and ISO paperwork? :wtf: If the person with a "CFO" title at a company is doing that sort of stuff, the company must be super tiny and inconsequential.


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Great job Brian.  :thumbup:


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. said: So he was a junior programmer who... filled out a bunch of PCI and ISO paperwork? :wtf: If the person with a "CFO" title at a company is doing that sort of stuff, the company must be super tiny and inconsequential.



High school dropout


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B U L K I E
B O U L B I E


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­What a pile of blathering corp. speak bullshit!  He was a coding drone. Period.

I drove enterprise value!
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:spanky:

What exactly does that mean?
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:pedohunter:

I . . . uh, er . . .
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:spanky:

­:rofl::potd::lmao:


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. said: B U L K I E
B O U L B I E

­Boulby Brand Bathtub Biscuits. Om nom nom.
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:cluephone:
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Reputation defender, I'd like to join your highest class service tier. Uh....c-c-c-c-credit c-c-ard? Um, no. Can I pay for it by giving all your male employees blowjobs? Hello......? Hellllo.....? Sweatpea, did you have Don pay the phone bill?


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. said: frantically copyright striking comments on YouTube, removing Imgurs, censoring posts on CampIdiot etc. will make people fail to notice that he has huge moobs dangling to his belt. 

Or will prevent the world from knowing he's a deadbeat failure from public records and legal filings.

Or will make Shitpig's TikTok videos be coherent and interesting instead of low IQ Norco mumbling.
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Google the name. Second entry is about wiping butt with a stick


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. said: frantically copyright striking comments on YouTube, removing Imgurs, censoring posts on CampIdiot etc. will make people fail to notice that he has huge moobs dangling to his belt. 

Or will prevent the world from knowing he's a deadbeat failure from public records and legal filings.

Or will make Shitpig's TikTok videos be coherent and interesting instead of low IQ Norco mumbling.

:emma:

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having a star of david as the link for amazon should get him blacklisted from any vb consulting gig


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PCI compliance isn't an accomplishment.  It is table stakes.  :rolleyes:


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Blitt & Gaines always gets their man.
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Most of what you read about me on the internet is untrue.
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I have the equivalent of a PhD in Visual Basic
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Imagine, spanky waddling into a conference room for a work meeting.   Chunks of taco bell tacos stuck in his beard.   Piss on his pants.   And that vile stench that all morbidly obese people have.

His poor coworkers


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The bullying of Spanky must never, ever end. Even after death (which will be soon but never soon enough) his grave must be desecrated and deficated.


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. said: The bullying of Spanky must never, ever end. Even after death (which will be soon but never soon enough) his grave must be desecrated and deficated.

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I will be sure to leave bottom buddies and taco bell tacos on the grave each time I visit.


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. said: He has seriously tried to claim that the Bottom Buddy admission never happened. When people post photos of him and ask how he could possibly wipe his butt with his tiny arms, he censors the photo.

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