Topic: My jerjer flattum troll failed
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We've been hearing about "Global Entertainment in the 21st Century" for years now. What's the hold up?

­It's not exactly JK Rowling, is it?  A 68-year old stomping through an inch of catpiss to get to the Port-a-Potty writing a non-fiction treatise on "Global Entertainment"?

Who, precisely, is the audience?

"Manishewitz!  I need to sign this genius befoah Putnam snaps him up!  Mein Gott!  Just think of the movie!"
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OP here

I have launched another troll in him

Let’s see if it sticks this time


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. said: OP here

I have launched another troll in him

Let’s see if it sticks this time

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:banana: :canada: 

Let the good times begin! :lol:


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I wonder how long it has been since jerjer has had the pleasure of tasting pussy nectar?


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. said: OP here

I have launched another troll in him

Let’s see if it sticks this time

­yohoooo!!


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. said: OP here

I have launched another troll in him

Let’s see if it sticks this time

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Please do a background check on anything you read online.


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Please do a background check on anything you read online.

­imagine someone doing a background check on Jerry. I'm sure that the gun incident will come up, along with any restraining orders that his fambly filed against him when he was ripping off his alzheimers ridden father.

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. said: I wonder how long it has been since jerjer has had the pleasure of tasting pussy nectar?

­decades i bet…


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Isn’t there a bit of jerjer in all of us?

Lazy, hussler, failed?


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. said: Isn’t there a bit of jerjer in all of us?

Lazy, hussler, failed?

­gre


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. said: Isn’t there a bit of jerjer in all of us?

Lazy, hussler, failed?

­I did a silly thing called "work for a living."

Now I have what's called "savings" and "assets."


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­I did a silly thing called "work for a living."

Now I have what's called "savings" and "assets."

­lies!


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Jerjer where art thou?


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OP needs to update us.


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Jerjer should just say 'fuck it' and start playing it for laughs.

He could become America's answer to John Shuttleworth - similar level of talent. Just have to swallow his pride and go on tour as a confessed fuckup playing shit music for yucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXp455mQ4xE


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That guy is to Jerry Flattum what Beethoven is to the Pet Shop Boys.


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Choonz.N.Lampoons said: Jerjer should just say 'fuck it' and start playing it for laughs.

He could become America's answer to John Shuttleworth - similar level of talent. Just have to swallow his pride and go on tour as a confessed fuckup playing shit music for yucks.


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Better yet, he should license his name and image to the used car lot. The TV commercials would be gold.

"Here at Flattum World, our customers may be poor, but they're not as poor as our security guard! Come on down to Flattum World, where we tote the note! And while your paperwork is being done, you can laugh at Jerry in his 13' trailer. See, you may be down on your luck, but when you see ol' Jerry in that trailer with the seven cats, it'll make you feel better about your own lot in life. And we'll send you home with a ride."

They could dress Jerry up in a clown costume and have him entertain the deadbeats' kids. He could perform his music...it could be a 3-ring circus that would draw lots of traffic to the car lot.


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did anyone see the Jer Jer hosting SNL thread from last night? too bad search function here sucks ass or i could find it for yuo.


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Even the whores in TJ know they have to blow a donkey to earn money.


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Anything to reprot on new trolls of his CL ad?


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. said: Anything to reprot on new trolls of his CL ad?

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. said: OP needs to update us.

­OP here, update coming in a minute


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So i had emailed him this:

http://f2bbs.com/thread/373371/14

Just googled you and found that thread. Oh my god, you're dangerous! Stay away from my dear animals. We don't need a road rage psycho!”

…and did not get a quick response so had assumed i had lost him and then was offline for a while, but…


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I got a response:

“Hi Andrei:
Are you familiar with the bulletin board you found? Needless to say it's all fake.

Actually, it's not the first time this "red" bulletin board has attacked me. At that time someone else--a cat lover--was also being attacked. We both contacted the FBI but to no avail. Eventually they lost interest in their trolling.

And that's exactly what they are: Trolls.

If there's anything you need to verify just ask. The manager is on the property every day from 9-6. The number of Credit Country is: xxxxxxxx”



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