Topic: I wanna fuck a horse
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Why can't I?


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The law says you're abusing the horse when you fuck it. Animal abuse is illegal. Thus, horse fucking is illegal.


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But what if I find a horse who wants it?


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Come on over to Washington state we like getting tucked by horses but, I am sure we could figure out how to to get a horse to duck you.

Seattle libfags take it up the ass any way they can


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. said: But what if I find a horse who wants it?

­If you can get the horse to sign a consent form you'd have a solid defense.


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. said: Come on over to Washington state we like getting tucked by horses but, I am sure we could figure out how to to get a horse to duck you.

Seattle libfags take it up the ass any way they can

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I want to be the pitcher, not the catcher.

You fucking faggot.


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­If you can get the horse to sign a consent form you'd have a solid defense.

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I don't want to impress a lawyer, I wanna fuck a horse.


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­If you can get the horse to sign a consent form you'd have a solid defense.

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I don't want to impress a lawyer, I wanna fuck a horse.

­If you don't mind going to prison, I'm sure you could get a few good pumps in before the police arrive.


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­If you don't mind going to prison, I'm sure you could get a few good pumps in before the police arrive.

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Are they mounted police?  Can I fuck their horses too?  Or would that be like cheating on my horse?


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In soviet Arkansas, horse fuck you. 
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. said: In soviet Arkansas, horse fuck you. 
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I already told you I want to be the pitcher, not the catcher.  You fucking filthy disgusting pervert!  Get out of my thread!  Get out!  Get out!


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­If you don't mind going to prison, I'm sure you could get a few good pumps in before the police arrive.

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Are they mounted police?  Can I fuck their horses too?  Or would that be like cheating on my horse?

­Did you and your horse agree to have a long term monogamous relationship?


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. said: But what if I find a horse who wants it?

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Perhaps the horse in this extremely NSFW video...

http://www.bestshockers.com/2-guys-1-horse/


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­Did you and your horse agree to have a long term monogamous relationship?

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No.  I haven't found a horse to fuck yet.


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Fuck me!
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. said: The law says you're abusing the horse when you fuck it. Animal abuse is illegal. Thus, horse fucking is illegal.
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­Sure is. Gubmint cares much for all animalia, like chickens, cows, salmon, turkeys and pigs. That's why they check 'em before you eat 'em. :smile:


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. said: The law says you're abusing the horse when you fuck it. Animal abuse is illegal. Thus, horse fucking is illegal.
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­Sure is. Gubmint cares much for all animalia, like chickens, cows, salmon, turkeys and pigs. That's why they check 'em before you eat 'em. :smile:

­Murder is not abuse.


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I still wanna fuck a horse.


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This thread delivers.


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. said: This thread delivers.

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Then why don't you deliver me a horse to fuck.


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I have a horse you can fuck. 

But, keep in mind, she kicks.


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horsefucker


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. said: I have a horse you can fuck. 

But, keep in mind, she kicks.

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Where is your horse?  I wanna fuck her.


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What if the horse enjoys it? Is that abuse?

But riding, racing, whipping, 'breaking'

and confining horses till they get sent to early gaves is ok??


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graves



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