Topic: DAILY DARWIN AWARD: Man dies after ‘using glue to seal his penis shut instead of a condom’
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https://www.the-sun.com/news/3539001/man-dies-glue-seal-penis-romp/

A MAN died after using super strong glue "to seal off his penis" in a drug-fuelled romp with his girlfriend as they'd forgotten to bring a condom, it is claimed.

Salman Mirza, 25, reportedly applied epoxy adhesive to his manhood as a substitute for protection to stop his fiancee from getting pregnant before having sex at a hotel in Gujarat, India.

The couple - both reportedly addicted to drugs - checked into the hotel in the Juhapura neighbourhood of Ahmedabad on June 22 before Mirza was found outside unconscious the following day, police say.

After taking drugs, they decided to use strong glue to "seal off" his private parts during intercourse to avoid pregnancy, according to a senior Ahmedabad city police officer - who said the pair also mixed whitener with the epoxy to inhale it for a "kick".
"Several witnesses said that Mirza, along with his former fiancée, both of whom were addicted to drugs, had gone to a hotel in Juhapura," the officer said, according to the Times of India.
"Since they did not have any protection, they decided to apply the adhesive on his private parts to ensure that she does not get pregnant.
"They were carrying the adhesive as they occasionally used it with whitener to inhale the mixture for a kick."
The next day, Mirza was found unconscious in shrubs near an apartment complex by his acquaintance Firoz Shaik, who took him home.


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Another covid death that could have been prevented with the vaccine. Sad!


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The urination is became quite painful, OWEEEE!
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TACKY!
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What is the whitener that they're talking about?   Paint thinner, acetone, something else?


Posted by MUCILAGINOUS_MILTON
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Did he also apply Testor’s to his TESTES?
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how does that kill you?


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. said: how does that kill you?

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no way to urinate

all the waste builds up and infects your urinary tract?


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We know men THINK with their dicks.  Do they BREATHE with it too?


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:rofl:


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. said: how does that kill you?

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Pretty obvious the inhalants did it, not the gluedick.



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