Tell us which buffet restaurant you went to and exactly what all you ate and drank. I'll start. 


Last night, I went to my local Chinese buffet restaurant (China something) and I went crazy. I had over 10 plates, including appetizers, sides, and desserts. 

I ate 4 slices of cheese pizza, large plate of orange chicken with white rice, large plate of made to order beef stir fry noodles, large plate of crab legs, large plate of sushi, large plate of sweet and sour pork with white rice, 4 beef egg rolls, 2 large plates of cakes and pies, and 3 different icecream cones. 

I also drank 2 glasses of sweet iced tea and 2 glasses of cola. 

I drank and ate all of that without puking afterwards. I felt awful afterwards, I still don't feel great now. 

Your turn.

Why the fuck would you eat pizza at a Chinese buffet?

You don't go to a pizza place and ask for a steak.

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Why the fuck would you eat pizza at a Chinese buffet?

You don't go to a pizza place and ask for a steak.

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OP here and you have a point. However, I really like cheese pizza and it was very good.

Oh boy, where can I start?!! Okay let's go with the most recent. Last Friday, I binged at my local Cici's pizza buffet. I ate, I kid you not, 20 slices of pepperoni and sausage pizza. I also ate some pasta with red sauce and some dessert pizza. I must have drank 5 glasses of sweet soda too. Man, I was so sick after that meal!!

I know a guy who was banned from a buffet for eating too much.

For me, the most I ate was at this great North Indian/Punjabi restaurant over here in Frisco. Their lunch buffet had endless soft buttery naans and I ate 6-7 of them. Plus I had 2 large plates of Basmati rice, chicken in a coconut milk sauce, palak paneer, pork masala curry, lamb masala curry etc. They also had these amazing pork samosas, I ate like 5 of them. Then I had some gulab jamun, chai, and vanilla icecream for dessert. Man, was I stuffed!

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I know a guy who was banned from a buffet for eating too much.

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how much did he eat?

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how much did he eat?

Hint: it was :spanky: 

They had to drag him out with police in riot gear

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Oh boy, where can I start?!! Okay let's go with the most recent. Last Friday, I binged at my local Cici's pizza buffet. I ate, I kid you not, 20 slices of pepperoni and sausage pizza. I also ate some pasta with red sauce and some dessert pizza. I must have drank 5 glasses of sweet soda too. Man, I was so sick after that meal!!

Hey look, the king Hwang faggot is replying to his own troll pretending to be someone else. What a stupid faggot.

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For me, the most I ate was at this great North Indian/Punjabi restaurant over here in Frisco. Their lunch buffet had endless soft buttery naans and I ate 6-7 of them. Plus I had 2 large plates of Basmati rice, chicken in a coconut milk sauce, palak paneer, pork masala curry, lamb masala curry etc. They also had these amazing pork samosas, I ate like 5 of them. Then I had some gulab jamun, chai, and vanilla icecream for dessert. Man, was I stuffed!

Here's the king Hwang faggot again. Where exactly is "Frisco", you fat FAGGOT?

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Why the fuck would you eat pizza at a Chinese buffet?

You don't go to a pizza place and ask for a steak.

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You must live in Flyovershitville. True Pizza joints will do cheesesteaks, loaded fries, stuffed full peppers and full, loaded pizzas.

You must have bargain basement govt. cheese made 2 day old frozen dough shitzzas where you are

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Here's the king Hwang faggot again. Where exactly is "Frisco", you fat FAGGOT?

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San Francisco, idiot.

I went to this hotel breakfast buffet and I had 5 made to order omelets plus hash brown, sausage, bacon, toast, frosted flakes cereal with milk, pancakes, waffles, oatmeal with sugar, and fruit yogurt. Orange juice, hot chocolate and coffee. 


I didn't eat for the rest of the morning, I was that full, I kid you not.

When I was in Hawaii for 5 weeks I ate at Duke's Barefoot Bar breakfast buffet. 

OMG I made a montrous pig of myself every day. 

What a beautiful place that was, right on the beach.

Three fried eggs, a dozen scrambled eggs with lots of fresh salsa, french toast with maple syrup a huge bowl of granola, a huge heaping plate of chunks of watermelon, canteloupe and honeydew melon, a couple big glasses of OJ and I vandalized the bacon supply twice. At least a half a pound of bacon. There was more but I forget now. It was awesome. And I was swimming about a mile out from the shore 6-8 hours a day and I lost weight and got ripped. Hawaii is unreal.

I always eat 4-5 plates at the Chinee-buffay. Of course, I don't make side bodies and stack them high like I see most folks do. Usually one or two items. starting with the appetizer type dishes and finishing with some of the desert offerings. I'm way past the high school eating strategy. I don't care if I didn't answer your question.

I ate 3 large pepperoni pizzas and 5 glasses of dr. pepper at a pizza hut lunch buffet. Then I had icecream afterwards at mcdonald's. Living the good life, u jelly?

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When I was in Hawaii for 5 weeks I ate at Duke's Barefoot Bar breakfast buffet. 

OMG I made a montrous pig of myself every day. 

What a beautiful place that was, right on the beach.

­Waikiki used to be a beautiful beach, before the fat trailer trash whales beached themselves on it.

so much food u eat u chungleeyars

Very high one time at a veg Indian buffet. Veg Indian food is a trap... All it is being mashed legumes, potatoes whole and mashed, tons of bread and the occasional mashed vegetable. 

This was in 2006 and I remember it too well. Had like 4 plates of mashed starch and choked it down with bread, went home and laid sweating in Florida heat as I wished the garbage would just pass through me. The next morning I couldn't eat breakfast or lunch and I had cramps. The poomb coiled the toilet and had to be flushed twice without a wipe. Never again

You don't stop at the buffet when you feel full...you don't stop at the buffet until you feel ashamed.

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San Francisco, idiot.

People from San Francisco don't say "Frisco", idiot.

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People from San Francisco don't say "Frisco", idiot.

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then what do they say, sweetie pie?

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People from San Francisco don't say "Frisco", idiot.

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then what do they say, sweetie pie?

Hello you fat piece of shit. People from San Francisco don't say Frisco. Stupid faggot.

I'm doing a 30k calorie challenge over 2 days (today and tomorrow) so I'm going to be pigging out tonight:


1 large Pizza Hut Pan Veggie Lover's pizza with pineapples, jalapenos, and extra extra cheese.

Chilled 2 liter of Pepsi

Large Cheesy Pasta Casserole (2 pounds Ziti pasta, 2 pounds homemade spicy tomato sauce, 2 pounds shredded mozzarella, 10 large thai green chillies, 20 cloves fresh garlic, 3 sticks unsalted sweet cream butter, 1 large red onion, 1 large green bell pepper)

Quart of Vanilla icecream with chocolate sauce and 15 crushed Oreo cookies.

Mug of steaming hot black coffee made with instant premium coffee powder.

Delish!!! Yum yum in my tum! Mhmm!