Topic: My wife wears Size Large lingerie.
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:punchballs:


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giant braw


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So does mine, but she's a small:  I buy her large just so that it emphasizes how tiny she is.  It's a bonus that wearing large means that I have easier access to her.  Perhaps try buying her XL stuff from upscalestripper.com, see if you enjoy seeing her in loose fitting lace


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suck to be you.


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343?


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Roll her in cornmeal.


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ELGIN SWEEPER UNION TAKES DAILY UNION MANDATED WORK BREAK AND WANDERS OVER TO 113 RUZICH FOR “RELIEF.”   CONGA LINE OF RANDY, SWEATY MANUFACTURING EMPLOYEES PREPARE FOR TURN AT HOG RIDDIN.  ALAS, THEY HAVE TROUBLE FINDING TEH CAVERNOUS PIG CANYON IN MASSIVE FOLDS OF FLAB AND FAT.  ONE ENTERPRISING GONT, HAVING DEALT WITH THIS SORT OF CONUNDRUM  WIF “WIFE”, GRABS COSTCO 50 LBS BAG OF FLOUR AND THROWS IT ALL AT SHITPIG UNDERCARRIAGE.


UNFORTUNATELY, NO WET SPOT CAN BE SEEN.  SHITPIG IS JUST TOO MUCH FAT.  FRUSTRATED AND “AGITATED,” CONGA LINE SWITCHES TO MAP ROOM WHERE JOLLY PORTLY FELLOW OFFERS ORAL “RELEASE.”  PORTLY FELLOW ALTERNATES BETWEEN JIZZ LOADS AND SNICKERS BARS, TAKING THE LATTER DOWN IN THE TIME IT TAKES FOR A ZIPPER TO COME DOWN.  SECOND LUNCH HAS MORE PROTEIN THAN A DAILY RUN AT TYSON CHICKEN PLANT.

ANGRY SHITPIG SHAKES TROTTERS AT SKY AND SITS ON A RUNNING JACKHAMMER IN HOPES OF FEELING SOME SORT OF SENSATION.  BUT INTERESTING THINGS HAPPEN DEEP IN HOG FLAB FOLDS.  POUNDS OF FLOWER MAKE IT UNDER FUPA, WHERE IT JOINS MASSIVE YEAST COLONIES, REMNANTS OF DROPPED EGG-UHS AND SALTY PIG SWEAT FROM WHICH ANY EXERTION IS MADE PLENTIFUL.  NON-STOP, HEATED POWER QUEEFS TURN FUPA INTO TOASTY OVEN.

AFTER GIVING UP ON JACKHAMMER, TEH PIG POUNDS GROUND WITH TROTTERS IN ANGER, WHICH DISLODGES BREAD BABY FROM FUPA.  TEH PIG SQUEELS IN DELIGHT AND QUICKLY GOBBLES DOWN HER BABY, CONTINUING WHAT SCIENTIST CALL “THE PORCINE YEAST CYCLE.”  SHITPIG SAD THOUGH.  SHE EAT TO FAST.  SHE KNOWS IT WOULD TASTE BETTER IF SHE SPREAD BOUBLIE BAFFTUB BISCUIT ON IT FIRST.  QUARTERTON ANGRY HE GETS NO BREAD, BUT SHITPIG ASSURES HIM—SHE IS “PREGNANT” WITH MORE.  THE QUEEFS START AGAIN.

EVER THE CLEVER, TEH SHITPIG PUTS A GOLF HOLE FLAG IN HER HOOHAA TO MAKE FUTURE HOG COPULATION ATTEMPTS MORE SUCCESSFUL.


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ELGIN SWEEPER UNION TAKES DAILY UNION MANDATED WORK BREAK AND WANDERS OVER TO 113 RUZICH FOR “RELIEF.”   CONGA LINE OF RANDY, SWEATY MANUFACTURING EMPLOYEES PREPARE FOR TURN AT HOG RIDDIN.  ALAS, THEY HAVE TROUBLE FINDING TEH CAVERNOUS PIG CANYON IN MASSIVE FOLDS OF FLAB AND FAT.  ONE ENTERPRISING GONT, HAVING DEALT WITH THIS SORT OF CONUNDRUM  WIF “WIFE”, GRABS COSTCO 50 LBS BAG OF FLOUR AND THROWS IT ALL AT SHITPIG UNDERCARRIAGE.


UNFORTUNATELY, NO WET SPOT CAN BE SEEN.  SHITPIG IS JUST TOO MUCH FAT.  FRUSTRATED AND “AGITATED,” CONGA LINE SWITCHES TO MAP ROOM WHERE JOLLY PORTLY FELLOW OFFERS ORAL “RELEASE.”  PORTLY FELLOW ALTERNATES BETWEEN JIZZ LOADS AND SNICKERS BARS, TAKING THE LATTER DOWN IN THE TIME IT TAKES FOR A ZIPPER TO COME DOWN.  SECOND LUNCH HAS MORE PROTEIN THAN A DAILY RUN AT TYSON CHICKEN PLANT.

ANGRY SHITPIG SHAKES TROTTERS AT SKY AND SITS ON A RUNNING JACKHAMMER IN HOPES OF FEELING SOME SORT OF SENSATION.  BUT INTERESTING THINGS HAPPEN DEEP IN HOG FLAB FOLDS.  POUNDS OF FLOWER MAKE IT UNDER FUPA, WHERE IT JOINS MASSIVE YEAST COLONIES, REMNANTS OF DROPPED EGG-UHS AND SALTY PIG SWEAT FROM WHICH ANY EXERTION IS MADE PLENTIFUL.  NON-STOP, HEATED POWER QUEEFS TURN FUPA INTO TOASTY OVEN.

AFTER GIVING UP ON JACKHAMMER, TEH PIG POUNDS GROUND WITH TROTTERS IN ANGER, WHICH DISLODGES BREAD BABY FROM FUPA.  TEH PIG SQUEELS IN DELIGHT AND QUICKLY GOBBLES DOWN HER BABY, CONTINUING WHAT SCIENTIST CALL “THE PORCINE YEAST CYCLE.”  SHITPIG SAD THOUGH.  SHE EAT TO FAST.  SHE KNOWS IT WOULD TASTE BETTER IF SHE SPREAD BOUBLIE BAFFTUB BISCUIT ON IT FIRST.  QUARTERTON ANGRY HE GETS NO BREAD, BUT SHITPIG ASSURES HIM—SHE IS “PREGNANT” WITH MORE.  THE QUEEFS START AGAIN.

EVER THE CLEVER, TEH SHITPIG PUTS A GOLF HOLE FLAG IN HER HOOHAA TO MAKE FUTURE HOG COPULATION ATTEMPTS MORE SUCCESSFUL.

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fucking fantastic.
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ELGIN SWEEPER UNION TAKES DAILY UNION MANDATED WORK BREAK AND WANDERS OVER TO 113 RUZICH FOR “RELIEF.”   CONGA LINE OF RANDY, SWEATY MANUFACTURING EMPLOYEES PREPARE FOR TURN AT HOG RIDDIN.  ALAS, THEY HAVE TROUBLE FINDING TEH CAVERNOUS PIG CANYON IN MASSIVE FOLDS OF FLAB AND FAT.  ONE ENTERPRISING GONT, HAVING DEALT WITH THIS SORT OF CONUNDRUM  WIF “WIFE”, GRABS COSTCO 50 LBS BAG OF FLOUR AND THROWS IT ALL AT SHITPIG UNDERCARRIAGE.


UNFORTUNATELY, NO WET SPOT CAN BE SEEN.  SHITPIG IS JUST TOO MUCH FAT.  FRUSTRATED AND “AGITATED,” CONGA LINE SWITCHES TO MAP ROOM WHERE JOLLY PORTLY FELLOW OFFERS ORAL “RELEASE.”  PORTLY FELLOW ALTERNATES BETWEEN JIZZ LOADS AND SNICKERS BARS, TAKING THE LATTER DOWN IN THE TIME IT TAKES FOR A ZIPPER TO COME DOWN.  SECOND LUNCH HAS MORE PROTEIN THAN A DAILY RUN AT TYSON CHICKEN PLANT.

ANGRY SHITPIG SHAKES TROTTERS AT SKY AND SITS ON A RUNNING JACKHAMMER IN HOPES OF FEELING SOME SORT OF SENSATION.  BUT INTERESTING THINGS HAPPEN DEEP IN HOG FLAB FOLDS.  POUNDS OF FLOWER MAKE IT UNDER FUPA, WHERE IT JOINS MASSIVE YEAST COLONIES, REMNANTS OF DROPPED EGG-UHS AND SALTY PIG SWEAT FROM WHICH ANY EXERTION IS MADE PLENTIFUL.  NON-STOP, HEATED POWER QUEEFS TURN FUPA INTO TOASTY OVEN.

AFTER GIVING UP ON JACKHAMMER, TEH PIG POUNDS GROUND WITH TROTTERS IN ANGER, WHICH DISLODGES BREAD BABY FROM FUPA.  TEH PIG SQUEELS IN DELIGHT AND QUICKLY GOBBLES DOWN HER BABY, CONTINUING WHAT SCIENTIST CALL “THE PORCINE YEAST CYCLE.”  SHITPIG SAD THOUGH.  SHE EAT TO FAST.  SHE KNOWS IT WOULD TASTE BETTER IF SHE SPREAD BOUBLIE BAFFTUB BISCUIT ON IT FIRST.  QUARTERTON ANGRY HE GETS NO BREAD, BUT SHITPIG ASSURES HIM—SHE IS “PREGNANT” WITH MORE.  THE QUEEFS START AGAIN.

EVER THE CLEVER, TEH SHITPIG PUTS A GOLF HOLE FLAG IN HER HOOHAA TO MAKE FUTURE HOG COPULATION ATTEMPTS MORE SUCCESSFUL.

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fucking fantastic.
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I don't know what your day job is, but I hope it has something to do with writing because you have some serious talent there !


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ELGIN SWEEPER UNION TAKES DAILY UNION MANDATED WORK BREAK AND WANDERS OVER TO 113 RUZICH FOR “RELIEF.”   CONGA LINE OF RANDY, SWEATY MANUFACTURING EMPLOYEES PREPARE FOR TURN AT HOG RIDDIN.  ALAS, THEY HAVE TROUBLE FINDING TEH CAVERNOUS PIG CANYON IN MASSIVE FOLDS OF FLAB AND FAT.  ONE ENTERPRISING GONT, HAVING DEALT WITH THIS SORT OF CONUNDRUM  WIF “WIFE”, GRABS COSTCO 50 LBS BAG OF FLOUR AND THROWS IT ALL AT SHITPIG UNDERCARRIAGE.


UNFORTUNATELY, NO WET SPOT CAN BE SEEN.  SHITPIG IS JUST TOO MUCH FAT.  FRUSTRATED AND “AGITATED,” CONGA LINE SWITCHES TO MAP ROOM WHERE JOLLY PORTLY FELLOW OFFERS ORAL “RELEASE.”  PORTLY FELLOW ALTERNATES BETWEEN JIZZ LOADS AND SNICKERS BARS, TAKING THE LATTER DOWN IN THE TIME IT TAKES FOR A ZIPPER TO COME DOWN.  SECOND LUNCH HAS MORE PROTEIN THAN A DAILY RUN AT TYSON CHICKEN PLANT.

ANGRY SHITPIG SHAKES TROTTERS AT SKY AND SITS ON A RUNNING JACKHAMMER IN HOPES OF FEELING SOME SORT OF SENSATION.  BUT INTERESTING THINGS HAPPEN DEEP IN HOG FLAB FOLDS.  POUNDS OF FLOWER MAKE IT UNDER FUPA, WHERE IT JOINS MASSIVE YEAST COLONIES, REMNANTS OF DROPPED EGG-UHS AND SALTY PIG SWEAT FROM WHICH ANY EXERTION IS MADE PLENTIFUL.  NON-STOP, HEATED POWER QUEEFS TURN FUPA INTO TOASTY OVEN.

AFTER GIVING UP ON JACKHAMMER, TEH PIG POUNDS GROUND WITH TROTTERS IN ANGER, WHICH DISLODGES BREAD BABY FROM FUPA.  TEH PIG SQUEELS IN DELIGHT AND QUICKLY GOBBLES DOWN HER BABY, CONTINUING WHAT SCIENTIST CALL “THE PORCINE YEAST CYCLE.”  SHITPIG SAD THOUGH.  SHE EAT TO FAST.  SHE KNOWS IT WOULD TASTE BETTER IF SHE SPREAD BOUBLIE BAFFTUB BISCUIT ON IT FIRST.  QUARTERTON ANGRY HE GETS NO BREAD, BUT SHITPIG ASSURES HIM—SHE IS “PREGNANT” WITH MORE.  THE QUEEFS START AGAIN.

EVER THE CLEVER, TEH SHITPIG PUTS A GOLF HOLE FLAG IN HER HOOHAA TO MAKE FUTURE HOG COPULATION ATTEMPTS MORE SUCCESSFUL.

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