Topic: Where is James "Rimbo" Marks?
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. said: James never graduated.  Algebra is too hard. 

Aleck's never graduated. Abe is a bar tender in a small town at a steak house. .

Small lives

Sad


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Rim boi


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I must stop falling in love
Stop falling in love
With every boy who hurts me


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:bean:


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. said: https://imgur.com/YB6nCxJ


-    It was about this time late in 8th grade or even the start of the summer when I began going to the city’s indoor swimming pool with the kid whose dad had the LaserDisc porn. Speedo style swimming suits were in style at the time and he would wear one. I could not help but notice that his penis was much larger than mine and I was curious. I due recall that I had to persuade (as an adult I might look back and call it “manipulate ) him into the initial activity. Basically I challenged him to a literal dick measuring contest that I knew I would lose. After that things progressed to circle jerks, mutual masturbation, and eventually trading blowjobs. This activity went on for about a year off and on. It stopped once he started high school and I had fallen in love with Julie. I would connect up with him once more sexually when we both tried to do a threesome with Lisa. This was actually some years later after I was already driving and after I wasn’t even dating Lisa anymore.
-    Around this time I began going to various counseling sessions and attending Al-ateen, which was a group meeting for children of alcoholics based on the AA 12 step program. My mom also attended Al-anon, but Cash never went to AA. He continued to drink and our fights became more regular and more vicious, though there still was never any physical abuse.
-    I somehow graduated from junior high school and honestly don’t recall much about the summer before high school other than I was hanging out with L*, playing truth or dare, having séances, roller skating at The Axle, and going to Great America.
-    Oh. I now recall what else I did that summer. I went to stay with my Great Grandmother in Wisconsin, Granny, and her second husband, Grandpa. I didn’t last long there because they were boring and I ended up staying at my uncle’s house. This was the first time I ever smoked hash. My uncle turned me onto it. I also recall us trying to obtain cocaine, but couldn’t obtain it. I also was continually hit on by my uncle’s wife’s younger sister, Joyce. She was about two years younger than me and would rub her feet against my crotch while we watched TV. I felt I was too old for her and that I shouldn’t engage because she was too young for me. I’d eventually try to have sex with her when we were both older, but by then she had no interest in me.

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Unraveling the cosmos one hobo anus at a time.  Need more anus.


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deadbeat


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OP has no life.


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clown college


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. said: Unraveling the cosmos one hobo anus at a time.  Need more anus.

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I went home with the teen girl
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was only sixteen too
I was gambling in a poolhouse
I took a little risk
Send lawyers praise and money
Alecks get me out of this (ha)
I'm the innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Between teen vag and my hard place
And I'm down on my luck
Yes I'm down on my luck
Well I should’ve had her suck
And I'm hiding in Humboldt
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers praise and money
Hobo shit has hit the fan
Send lawyers praise and money (ugh)
Send lawyers praise and money (I hit it)
Send lawyers love and money (ooh... hey uh) (hey uh... yeah)
Failure to provide


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. said: OP has no life.

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Rimbo with the ironic :potd:


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Pappy Zevon said: I went home with the teen girl
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was only sixteen too
I was gambling in a poolhouse
I took a little risk
Send lawyers praise and money
Alecks get me out of this (ha)
I'm the innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Between teen vag and my hard place
And I'm down on my luck
Yes I'm down on my luck
Well I should’ve had her suck
And I'm hiding in Humboldt
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers praise and money
Hobo shit has hit the fan
Send lawyers praise and money (ugh)
Send lawyers praise and money (I hit it)
Send lawyers love and money (ooh... hey uh) (hey uh... yeah)
Failure to provide

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grifter, betrayer of friends, deadbeat dad, college flunkee, ne'er do well, delusional, wet brain, animal abuser, narcissist, alcoholic, know-it-all, annoying, groomer - This is James.


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James, do you think getting your thread deleted somehow erases your misdeeds?


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Boy can't learn the truth about his origins.
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BETRAYALofGordonFrye said: James, do you think getting your thread deleted somehow erases your misdeeds?

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That thread was up for almost a full year.

What was posted in the past few days that suddenly spurred Rimbo to demand its deletion?


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. said: That thread was up for almost a full year.

What was posted in the past few days that suddenly spurred Rimbo to demand its deletion?

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I think someone just cleaned house. This was the only unfortunate casualty. The rest of what was deleted consisted of trash.


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Oh Mister Bum
Bum
Mister Hobo Bum
Please rain down on me
Oh Mister Bum
Bum
Mister Hobo Bum
Shiny and Streaked with Glee
This little Rimbo is asking you
Can’t you please summon a hobo poo
Oh mister bum
Bum
Feel my golden tongue
Please rain down on
Please rain down on
Please rain down on me!


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. said: That thread was up for almost a full year.

What was posted in the past few days that suddenly spurred Rimbo to demand its deletion?

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I think someone just cleaned house. This was the only unfortunate casualty. The rest of what was deleted consisted of trash.

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Sure it was aspie/OCD but fun nonetheless.  :fuckyou:


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Crack that whip

Give the hobo ass a lick
Spread open the crack
Break your baby momma's back
When a bill comes along
James will skip it
Before hogatha works too long
James will skip it
When the SNAP card's going wrong
James will skip it

Now skip it
Into debt
Run it up
Get served
Another lien
Poast on F2
Try to deflect it
Another payment's late
So skip it
Skip it good


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