:sad:

if panny sniffing is thong, i don't wanna be right

:anon:

Elgin Teepause said:

Feast the YEAST!

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:yak:

Met a chick online once, she tells me about her yeast infections, uti, etc. Total turnoff.
She said at least I am honest with you, she said every girl has shit there and lies about it.

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Shot in the head whilst eating a diseased vag.  

Let this be a lesson to us all.

I want to die doing what I love
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. said:

Police: Escort shot client in the head for 'performing oral sex wrong'

https://www.seattlepi.com/local/crime/article/Police-Escort-shot-client-in-the-head-for-12345791.php

:lol:

:sad:

:stunned:

what's the science on used tighty whyties?
:bean:

:sadbanana:

I'd rather be cumming and going at the same time rather then being hit by a bus.
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