Topic: The Bartlett Bakery
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Disgusting pigs!
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If she shoved a jar of jelly into her massive fat rolls would breakfest pastries eventually fall out?
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. said: ELGIN SWEEPER UNION TAKES DAILY UNION MANDATED WORK BREAK AND WANDERS OVER TO 113 RUZICH FOR “RELIEF.”   CONGA LINE OF RANDY, SWEATY MANUFACTURING EMPLOYEES PREPARE FOR TURN AT HOG RIDDIN.  ALAS, THEY HAVE TROUBLE FINDING TEH CAVERNOUS PIG CANYON IN MASSIVE FOLDS OF FLAB AND FAT.  ONE ENTERPRISING GONT, HAVING DEALT WITH THIS SORT OF CONUNDRUM  WIF “WIFE”, GRABS COSCO 50 LBS BAG OF FLOUR AND THROWS IT ALL AT SHITPIG UNDERCARRIAGE.

UNFORTUNATELY, NO WET SPOT CAN BE SEEN.  SHITPIG IS JUST TOO MUCH FAT.  FRUSTRATED AND “AGITATED,” CONGA LINE SWITCHES TO MAP ROOM WHERE JOLLY PORTLY FELLOW OFFERS ORAL “RELEASE.”  PORTLY FELLOW ALTERNATES BETWEEN JIZZ
LOADS AND SNICKERS BARS, TAKING THE LATTER DOWN IN THE TIME IT TAKES FOR A ZIPPER TO COME DOWN.  SECOND LUNCH HAS MORE PROTEIN THAN A DAILY RUN AT TYSON CHICKEN PLANT.

ANGRY SHITPIG SHAKES TROTTERS AT SKY AND SITS ON A RUNNING JACKHAMMER IN HOPES OF FEELING SOME SORT OF SENSATION.  BUT INTERESTING THINGS HAPPEN DEEP IN HOG FLAB FOLDS.  POUNDS OF FLOWER MAKE IT UNDER FUPA, WHERE IT JOINS MASSIVE YEAST COLONIES, REMNANTS OF DROPPED EGG-UHS AND SALTY PIG SWEAT FROM WHICH AN EXERTION IS MADE PLENTIFUL.  NON-STOP, HEATED POWER QUEEFS TURN FUPA INTO TOASTY OVEN.

AFTER GIVING UP ON JACKHAMMER, TEH PIG POUNDS GROUND WITH TROTTERS IN ANGER, WHICH DISLODGES BREAD BABY FROM FUPA.  TEH PIG SQUEELS IN DELIGHT AND QUICKLY GOBBLES DOWN HER BABY, CONTINUING WHAT SCIENTIST CALL “THE PORCINE YEAST CYCLE.”  SHITPIG SAD THOUGH.  SHE EAT TO FAST.  SHE KNOWS IT WOULD TASTE BETTER IF SHE SPREAD BOUBLIE BAFFTUB BICUIT ON IT FIRST.  QUARTERTON ANGRY HE GETS NO BREAD, BUT SHITPIG ASSURES HIM—SHE IS “PREGNANT” WITH MORE.  THE QUEEFS START AGAIN.

EVER THE CLEVER, TEH SHITPIG PUTS A GOLF HOLE FLAG IN HER HOOHAA TO MAKE FUTURE HOG COPULATION ATTEMPTS MORE SUCCESSFUL.

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Bartlett.Recipies said: Bartlett French Toast

INGREDIENTS:

1 Loaf Shitpig Gunt Bread
2 Egguhs
1 pinch of Cinnamon
6 sticks of Butter
1 quart High Fructose Corn Syrup

INSTRUCTIONS:
Mix all ingredients into a trough and feed to Boulbie for 3rd lunch.  Wait 12 to 173 hours for it to be "processed."  Garnish the bathtub with two dozen cupcakes.  Pour a gallon of imitation maple syrup into tub.   Enjoy!

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. said: If she shoved a jar of jelly into her massive fat rolls would breakfest pastries eventually fall out?
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Asking for a VERY, VERY fat friend (with benefits).

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POO!!!
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Egguhs!  Egguhs!  Egguhs!  :cry:
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