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ELGIN SWEEPER UNION TAKES DAILY UNION MANDATED WORK BREAK AND WANDERS OVER TO 113 RUZICH FOR “RELIEF.”   CONGA LINE OF RANDY, SWEATY MANUFACTURING EMPLOYEES PREPARE FOR TURN AT HOG RIDDIN.  ALAS, THEY HAVE TROUBLE FINDING TEH CAVERNOUS PIG CANYON IN MASSIVE FOLDS OF FLAB AND FAT.  ONE ENTERPRISING GONT, HAVING DEALT WITH THIS SORT OF CONUNDRUM  WIF “WIFE”, GRABS COSCO 50 LBS BAG OF FLOUR AND THROWS IT ALL AT SHITPIG UNDERCARRIAGE.

UNFORTUNATELY, NO WET SPOT CAN BE SEEN.  SHITPIG IS JUST TOO MUCH FAT.  FRUSTRATED AND “AGITATED,” CONGA LINE SWITCHES TO MAP ROOM WHERE JOLLY PORTLY FELLOW OFFERS ORAL “RELEASE.”  PORTLY FELLOW ALTERNATES BETWEEN JIZZ
LOADS AND SNICKERS BARS, TAKING THE LATTER DOWN IN THE TIME IT TAKES FOR A ZIPPER TO COME DOWN.  SECOND LUNCH HAS MORE PROTEIN THAN A DAILY RUN AT TYSON CHICKEN PLANT.

ANGRY SHITPIG SHAKES TROTTERS AT SKY AND SITS ON A RUNNING JACKHAMMER IN HOPES OF FEELING SOME SORT OF SENSATION.  BUT INTERESTING THINGS HAPPEN DEEP IN HOG FLAB FOLDS.  POUNDS OF FLOWER MAKE IT UNDER FUPA, WHERE IT JOINS MASSIVE YEAST COLONIES, REMNANTS OF DROPPED EGG-UHS AND SALTY PIG SWEAT FROM WHICH AN EXERTION IS MADE PLENTIFUL.  NON-STOP, HEATED POWER QUEEFS TURN FUPA INTO TOASTY OVEN.

AFTER GIVING UP ON JACKHAMMER, TEH PIG POUNDS GROUND WITH TROTTERS IN ANGER, WHICH DISLODGES BREAD BABY FROM FUPA.  TEH PIG SQUEELS IN DELIGHT AND QUICKLY GOBBLES DOWN HER BABY, CONTINUING WHAT SCIENTIST CALL “THE PORCINE YEAST CYCLE.”  SHITPIG SAD THOUGH.  SHE EAT TO FAST.  SHE KNOWS IT WOULD TASTE BETTER IF SHE SPREAD BOUBLIE BAFFTUB BICUIT ON IT FIRST.  QUARTERTON ANGRY HE GETS NO BREAD, BUT SHITPIG ASSURES HIM—SHE IS “PREGNANT” WITH MORE.  THE QUEEFS START AGAIN.

EVER THE CLEVER, TEH SHITPIG PUTS A GOLF HOLE FLAG IN HER HOOHAA TO MAKE FUTURE HOG COPULATION ATTEMPTS MORE SUCCESSFUL.


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. said: ELGIN SWEEPER UNION TAKES DAILY UNION MANDATED WORK BREAK AND WANDERS OVER TO 113 RUZICH FOR “RELIEF.”   CONGA LINE OF RANDY, SWEATY MANUFACTURING EMPLOYEES PREPARE FOR TURN AT HOG RIDDIN.  ALAS, THEY HAVE TROUBLE FINDING TEH CAVERNOUS PIG CANYON IN MASSIVE FOLDS OF FLAB AND FAT.  ONE ENTERPRISING GONT, HAVING DEALT WITH THIS SORT OF CONUNDRUM  WIF “WIFE”, GRABS COSCO 50 LBS BAG OF FLOUR AND THROWS IT ALL AT SHITPIG UNDERCARRIAGE.

UNFORTUNATELY, NO WET SPOT CAN BE SEEN.  SHITPIG IS JUST TOO MUCH FAT.  FRUSTRATED AND “AGITATED,” CONGA LINE SWITCHES TO MAP ROOM WHERE JOLLY PORTLY FELLOW OFFERS ORAL “RELEASE.”  PORTLY FELLOW ALTERNATES BETWEEN JIZZ
LOADS AND SNICKERS BARS, TAKING THE LATTER DOWN IN THE TIME IT TAKES FOR A ZIPPER TO COME DOWN.  SECOND LUNCH HAS MORE PROTEIN THAN A DAILY RUN AT TYSON CHICKEN PLANT.

ANGRY SHITPIG SHAKES TROTTERS AT SKY AND SITS ON A RUNNING JACKHAMMER IN HOPES OF FEELING SOME SORT OF SENSATION.  BUT INTERESTING THINGS HAPPEN DEEP IN HOG FLAB FOLDS.  POUNDS OF FLOWER MAKE IT UNDER FUPA, WHERE IT JOINS MASSIVE YEAST COLONIES, REMNANTS OF DROPPED EGG-UHS AND SALTY PIG SWEAT FROM WHICH AN EXERTION IS MADE PLENTIFUL.  NON-STOP, HEATED POWER QUEEFS TURN FUPA INTO TOASTY OVEN.

AFTER GIVING UP ON JACKHAMMER, TEH PIG POUNDS GROUND WITH TROTTERS IN ANGER, WHICH DISLODGES BREAD BABY FROM FUPA.  TEH PIG SQUEELS IN DELIGHT AND QUICKLY GOBBLES DOWN HER BABY, CONTINUING WHAT SCIENTIST CALL “THE PORCINE YEAST CYCLE.”  SHITPIG SAD THOUGH.  SHE EAT TO FAST.  SHE KNOWS IT WOULD TASTE BETTER IF SHE SPREAD BOUBLIE BAFFTUB BICUIT ON IT FIRST.  QUARTERTON ANGRY HE GETS NO BREAD, BUT SHITPIG ASSURES HIM—SHE IS “PREGNANT” WITH MORE.  THE QUEEFS START AGAIN.

EVER THE CLEVER, TEH SHITPIG PUTS A GOLF HOLE FLAG IN HER HOOHAA TO MAKE FUTURE HOG COPULATION ATTEMPTS MORE SUCCESSFUL.
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Get help.


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OH CACA!!! *NOM* *NOM* *NOM*
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Mods: Sticky this thread :biggrin:


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Get help.

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So it really is shitpig.  :rofl:  Moron.


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I simultaneously find this thread highly disturbing and weirdly amusing.


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. said: I simultaneously find this thread highly disturbing and weirdly amusing.

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So it really is shitpig.  :rofl:  Moron.
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Shut it, FAG :rolleyes:


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So it really is shitpig.  :rofl:  Moron.
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Shut it, FAG :rolleyes:

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I own your fat, stupid ass.  :lol:  I like how you had to copy that from another thread where some "bagger" said it to you.  That fucking stupid.


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Teapots.
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“SECOND LUNCH HAS MORE PROTEIN THAN A DAILY RUN AT TYSON CHICKEN PLANT.” :lol:


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TEH NEW TRUME THREDD!
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Talk about SOUR DOH!
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:potd:


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:potd::potd:


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. said: OH CACA!!! *NOM* *NOM* *NOM*
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Bartlett French Toast

INGREDIENTS:

1 Loaf Shitpig Gunt Bread
2 Egguhs
1 pinch of Cinnamon
6 sticks of Butter
1 quart High Fructose Corn Syrup

INSTRUCTIONS:
Mix all ingredients into a trough and feed to Boulbie for 3rd lunch.  Wait 12 to 173 hours for it to be "processed."  Garnish the bathtub with two dozen cupcakes.  Pour a gallon of imitation maple syrup into tub.   Enjoy!


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:potd::potd:

:potd: x infinity +1.


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. said: ELGIN SWEEPER UNION TAKES DAILY UNION MANDATED WORK BREAK AND WANDERS OVER TO 113 RUZICH FOR “RELIEF.”   CONGA LINE OF RANDY, SWEATY MANUFACTURING EMPLOYEES PREPARE FOR TURN AT HOG RIDDIN.  ALAS, THEY HAVE TROUBLE FINDING TEH CAVERNOUS PIG CANYON IN MASSIVE FOLDS OF FLAB AND FAT.  ONE ENTERPRISING GONT, HAVING DEALT WITH THIS SORT OF CONUNDRUM  WIF “WIFE”, GRABS COSCO 50 LBS BAG OF FLOUR AND THROWS IT ALL AT SHITPIG UNDERCARRIAGE.

UNFORTUNATELY, NO WET SPOT CAN BE SEEN.  SHITPIG IS JUST TOO MUCH FAT.  FRUSTRATED AND “AGITATED,” CONGA LINE SWITCHES TO MAP ROOM WHERE JOLLY PORTLY FELLOW OFFERS ORAL “RELEASE.”  PORTLY FELLOW ALTERNATES BETWEEN JIZZ
LOADS AND SNICKERS BARS, TAKING THE LATTER DOWN IN THE TIME IT TAKES FOR A ZIPPER TO COME DOWN.  SECOND LUNCH HAS MORE PROTEIN THAN A DAILY RUN AT TYSON CHICKEN PLANT.

ANGRY SHITPIG SHAKES TROTTERS AT SKY AND SITS ON A RUNNING JACKHAMMER IN HOPES OF FEELING SOME SORT OF SENSATION.  BUT INTERESTING THINGS HAPPEN DEEP IN HOG FLAB FOLDS.  POUNDS OF FLOWER MAKE IT UNDER FUPA, WHERE IT JOINS MASSIVE YEAST COLONIES, REMNANTS OF DROPPED EGG-UHS AND SALTY PIG SWEAT FROM WHICH AN EXERTION IS MADE PLENTIFUL.  NON-STOP, HEATED POWER QUEEFS TURN FUPA INTO TOASTY OVEN.

AFTER GIVING UP ON JACKHAMMER, TEH PIG POUNDS GROUND WITH TROTTERS IN ANGER, WHICH DISLODGES BREAD BABY FROM FUPA.  TEH PIG SQUEELS IN DELIGHT AND QUICKLY GOBBLES DOWN HER BABY, CONTINUING WHAT SCIENTIST CALL “THE PORCINE YEAST CYCLE.”  SHITPIG SAD THOUGH.  SHE EAT TO FAST.  SHE KNOWS IT WOULD TASTE BETTER IF SHE SPREAD BOUBLIE BAFFTUB BICUIT ON IT FIRST.  QUARTERTON ANGRY HE GETS NO BREAD, BUT SHITPIG ASSURES HIM—SHE IS “PREGNANT” WITH MORE.  THE QUEEFS START AGAIN.

EVER THE CLEVER, TEH SHITPIG PUTS A GOLF HOLE FLAG IN HER HOOHAA TO MAKE FUTURE HOG COPULATION ATTEMPTS MORE SUCCESSFUL.

Shitpig just happened to have a golf flag handy?
I think this hole has been played before and I just double eagled. 
Where do I tee off for the second hole?


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Bartlett.Recipies said: Bartlett French Toast

INGREDIENTS:

1 Loaf Shitpig Gunt Bread
2 Egguhs
1 pinch of Cinnamon
6 sticks of Butter
1 quart High Fructose Corn Syrup

INSTRUCTIONS:
Mix all ingredients into a trough and feed to Boulbie for 3rd lunch.  Wait 12 to 173 hours for it to be "processed."  Garnish the bathtub with two dozen cupcakes.  Pour a gallon of imitation maple syrup into tub.   Enjoy!

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Elgin House Call said:
Shitpig just happened to have a golf flag handy?
I think this hole has been played before and I just double eagled. 
Where do I tee off for the second hole?

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The map room!  An you get to use the "Ball Washer" first!
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Uuuuuungg!!! :tard:


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It's time for third late night snack!  So hungry.  Bread ready, beautiful flower?!?!
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:spanky: -- BRRRRRRRAPPPPPPPPPTTHTHTHTHTHH!

Wooo!  French toast almost ready!
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