Topic: How do you politely decline eating a wet germy pussy?
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"No thank you."


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"That doesn't look like the penis i ordered"
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"maybe in the shower in case I hurl"
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:milton:
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Uh...uh...my Lyft ride is here. Bye.


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Say “shit!!! I just remembered it feels like a cold sore is coming on, I hate to ruin the mood.”


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. said: "No thank you."

­if it's a girl u want, and you're a man you do it.
go in for the kill, rub baby oil all over it and get it over with.


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I just realized I'm gay.
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­if it's a girl u want, and you're a man you do it.
go in for the kill, rub baby oil all over it and get it over with.

To get HPV throat cancer, no thx.


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­if it's a girl u want, and you're a man you do it.
go in for the kill, rub baby oil all over it and get it over with.

To get HPV throat cancer, no thx.

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­if it's a girl u want, and you're a man you do it.
go in for the kill, rub baby oil all over it and get it over with.

To get HPV throat cancer, no thx.

­you're gonna get cancer eventually, why not 'ave a little fun?


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­if it's a girl u want, and you're a man you do it.
go in for the kill, rub baby oil all over it and get it over with.

To get HPV throat cancer, no thx.

Exactly. We aren't talking about your virgin bride here. Think a toilet just after someone with COVID took a shit. It is contagious from Feces :lol:


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­if it's a girl u want, and you're a man you do it.
go in for the kill, rub baby oil all over it and get it over with.

To get HPV throat cancer, no thx.

Exactly. We aren't talking about your virgin bride here. Think a toilet just after someone with COVID took a shit. It is contagious from Feces :lol:

­oh, well that's different. y'allz rite.


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Spankie better get over there and lap up that Sh1tpig snatch or there will be no killer handy for thanksgiving.


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I was with a woman once whose pussy was so rank, I could smell it while I was unbuttoning her jeans. I stopped halfway through pulling down her zipper, gathered my stuff, and left her there in the back of the van :oldlol:


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Once the clothes come off, you're duty bound to chow down on her muff. Any hesitation ruins the mood.


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Do a quick inspection. If her "clit" is more than 5" long and 2" in diameter, something is amiss. Seriously think twice about going down on her at that point. Germy/wet or not.


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Its safer to eat a women's filthy asshole than it is to go anywhere near her vagina.


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. said: Once the clothes come off, you're duty bound to chow down on her muff. Any hesitation ruins the mood.

What if the main event smells like a sherilla?   :vomit:


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. said: I was with a woman once whose pussy was so rank, I could smell it while I was unbuttoning her jeans. I stopped halfway through pulling down her zipper, gathered my stuff, and left her there in the back of the van :oldlol:

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Did you untie her or just let her wake up restrained?


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. said: Spankie better get over there and lap up that Sh1tpig snatch or there will be no killer handy for thanksgiving.

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Bartlett foreplay involves tubshitting not outright suicide.


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Puke on it


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What if the main event smells like a sherilla?   :vomit:

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Dun't matter. You know what you signed up for. Now NOSH


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. said: I was with a woman once whose pussy was so rank, I could smell it while I was unbuttoning her jeans. I stopped halfway through pulling down her zipper, gathered my stuff, and left her there in the back of the van :oldlol:

­ahhhh lol



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