CashSaville said: If Spankie finds out that some of his maproom clients are slipping out of the waiting line and finding their sexual release in the Sh1tpig’s cooter, he’s gonna hafta come downstairs and slap L0ri around a little bit
. said: Shitpig, gutterpig, negro's skank Lori will love you for a hamshank Queefy, beefy, extra gas Brian and Tyrone admire the large lass
CHEAT DAY said: Cheat day, Cheat day Yummy all I can eat day My half-ton husband is an effete gay Cheat day candy Goes to my fanny My fat gunt is already a calam'ty My wall-eye Falls on my sty What is a cheat day? One that ends in y. Cheat day, cheat day What shall I eat day? I am a Shitpig And so is B.J. A pack of M and Ms None for my friends If Brians wants some I'll feed him my Depends
. said: I'm some bacteria in Shitpig's FUPA I share the space with an old chalupa I live here with ten trillion friends and family Not much chance that she will clean me We have evolved, we're self-aware We're the stink she has "down there" We herd pubic lice in her cookie Shitpig's hairier than a Wookiee There is another colony in her taint Grow on her buttocks with no restraint They grow fat on the chunks of doody The grogans are ideal for our community
. said: I "fed" a bunch of poems from this thread into a neural net text completion tool using the GPT-J 6B / GPT-2 language models. Here is the result: Candy ass bitch is a gusher for cokes I say: "How can you get that fat?" "What the fuck you know you faggot, its Spanky!!!" When her ass goes out to eat she takes both sides of the plate Then she uses both hands to eat the other side Cuz you know she likes boys with the lapband Hearing a voice Calling you in from the street Where you're standing The elevator is falling The man in the elevator is talking about a pig named Shittpig The elevator is falling By the aroma of her ass Boulbie came into the living room and found Lori sitting in the tub washing her hair. She was sitting with her knees raised, and her back against the edge of the tub. Lori's ass was covered in shampoo. Lori had a cigarette in one hand, and a beer can in the other hand. Her ass was not in anyone's face. Hoggety-Boulbie Lori, your ass reeks! Lori didn't answer.
. said: Here's another poem it generated. Quite like this one: Spanky is no saint in the bimbo category Spanky and Lori were born and raised in Bartlett Bartlett's got good white boy bars Spanky was born and raised on the north side Shitpig was too busy getting busy Shitpig had a kid with his secretary Spanky had his secretary But nobody could be as lazy as Shitpig Shitpig is always late Lori is always on time They never know what time they are on Bartlett's always in debt Spanky's always working Spanky never worked Sperm and spermicide never parted When they got to the end of Bartlett's Spanky's car was broke so he took the bus to the train to the bus to the train
. said: "Taco Bell" fat Lori hollers "All you've got, with extra ranch!" Yum's shareholders count their dollars All from one midwestern branch "Wow, I guess my shocks are rusty" As the Rav4 bottoms out Hubbie's tits are extra busty So they jiggle all about Rav4's frame buckled and bended Poo pair gorging on the road Far exceeds the weight intended Such a vast and porcine load
Hello Spankness my old friend I've come to clean your ass again Because a shit log softly drooping Left its stains while you were pooping And the feces that was scrubbed in my brush Left its brown mush Within the stick of wiping To Taco Bell, he drove alone Drive through lanes of cobblestone 'Neath the halo of the pickup window His hunger signaled from the gunt below When his ass was scorched by the flash of a fecal lance That split his pance And called the stick of wiping And in MyFitnessPal, I saw Ten thousand cheat meals, maybe more Chalupas heaped with extra toppings Starbucks slurped down without stopping Workers taking orders that Brian never shared And no one dared Disturb the sound of wiping "Ass" said I, "You do not know His belly with junk science grows Smell his stench that I might teach you His t-rex arms are too short to reach you" But my words, like AMEX payments fell And echoed in the tub of silence And the poo pair bowed and prayed To the Sysco god they made And the sign flashed out its warning In the words that it was forming Then the sign said, "The nutritional content of this menu item does not meet USDA code So suck a load" And whispered to the stick of wiping
. said: CHEAT DAY said: Cheat day, Cheat day Yummy all I can eat day My half-ton husband is an effete gay Cheat day candy Goes to my fanny My fat gunt is already a calam'ty My wall-eye Falls on my sty What is a cheat day? One that ends in y. Cheat day, cheat day What shall I eat day? I am a Shitpig And so is B.J. A pack of M and Ms None for my friends If Brians wants some I'll feed him my Depends :rofl:
