Topic: Winner-take-all, beyond the Thunderdome Shitpig poetry contest. Cash prize.
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:lol: wtf...how do people compose this stuff...brilliant.

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GRE. great stuff in this thread but that last poem is another level. ,y second favorite is the one with internal rhymes being to fat to give don nieces.


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I'm some bacteria in Shitpig's FUPA
I share the space with an old chalupa
I live here with ten trillion friends and family
Not much chance that she will clean me

We have evolved, we're self-aware
We're the stink she has "down there"
We herd pubic lice in her cookie
Shitpig's hairier than a Wookiee

There is another colony in her taint
Grow on her buttocks with no restraint
They grow fat on the chunks of doody
The grogans are ideal for our community


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. said: I'm some bacteria in Shitpig's FUPA
I share the space with an old chalupa
I live here with ten trillion friends and family
Not much chance that she will clean me

We have evolved, we're self-aware
We're the stink she has "down there"
We herd pubic lice in her cookie
Shitpig's hairier than a Wookiee

There is another colony in her taint
Grow on her buttocks with no restraint
They grow fat on the chunks of doody
The grogans are ideal for our community

­^^ Epic.


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They grow fat on the chunks of doody
The grogans are ideal for our community

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:notworthy: for 'grogans'


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I have a Girl from Ipanema riff going here, but I don't know how to finish it. Feel free to contribute.

:lalala:
Short and fat and old and ugly, the pig from Illinois goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes
Goes plop :poo:­

When she walks she's like an earthquake
When she walks, she's like a earthquake­

...


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Thro' mustard wisps of anal fug
Behold the foetid throne of dread
The list of specs a saga nears,
Required a team of engineers.
A paradox: to cast and fire
A bowl so tough as won't expire
When sat upon by some vast skank
Who would outweigh a Tiger tank.
And how then to ensure a shitza
To mire one like a rasputitsa
By pull of chain dismissed be
And simply flush away to sea?
Passed up the chain from Royal Doulton
Who feasibility found fault in
Through various firms of similar sort
And by them all laughed out of court
It fell upon a firm in Shangers
Who specialised in building tankers
Despatched from there to Bartlett Town
And there it sits, plumbed in, and brown.


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So... who won and how does he claim his jewgoldS?


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We're the stink she has "down there"

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:rofl:


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:bmup:


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I been warped by the smell, of a big fat sow

I'm stoned on norcos, don't ya know
And I'm still, hoggin'
And I was out on Rusich road, late at night
I see my pretty Sh1tpig in every headlight
Shitpig, Bartlett Sh1tpig

Well I've seen her break wind, right out in the street
Saw the fupa floppin, but I'm still on my feet
And I'm still, hoggin'
Smuggled some taco-bell from Mexico
Value-pack chalupas, every time I go to Mexico
And I'm still hoggin'

I've been from Bartlett to North Aurora, Elgin to Naperville
Ridden every kind of pig that's ever been made yeah
Stuck to the back roads,'cuz she's too fat to weigh
And if you give me ... cupcakes for my swine
And you show me a sign, I'll be hogging'


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. said: Well I've seen her break wind, right out in the street
Saw the fupa floppin, but I'm still on my feet

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:lol::fag:


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Shitpig blows grey gas
one-thirteen Ruzich shakes hard
Spanky's eyes glaze red


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Gravel pit workers,
Ee'n ye feel the ground shaking
When Shitpig drops one


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Lunchtime in Bartlett
Gravel workers go hoggin
“Ride that Fula, boys!”


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HI KOO said: Shitpig blows grey gas
one-thirteen Ruzich shakes hard
Spanky's eyes glaze red

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. said: Lunchtime in Bartlett
Gravel workers go hoggin
“Ride that Fula, boys!”

­fupa


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Sh1tpig’s fupa lifts
Odiferous gasses waft
Stick it in, spankie


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Kissing butt cheeks is
A first step toward a life
Lived on the down low


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I am spankie, hear
Me roar when you stop the flow
Of the chalupas


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Shitpig's privates are very hairy
scary, scary full of dingleberries

Shitpigs husband is a deluxe cuck
For no bucks tyrone can have Shitpig yucks


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What will you do when you get hungry?

No more tacos by your side
Too fat to run, hogging much too long
You know you've got a giant hide
Sh1tpig
Got me on my knees
Sh1tpig
Begging darling please
Sh1tpig
Darling won't you please stop breaking wind?
Tried to give you consolation
When your old Spankie had let you down
Like a fool I tried to feed you
You turned my whole world upside down, Sh1tpig


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. said: Shitpig's privates are very hairy
scary, scary full of dingleberries

Shitpigs husband is a deluxe cuck
For no bucks tyrone can have Shitpig yucks

­:rofl:


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When moon descends upon her throne
And thunder shakes the seas below,
When now dark sky is filled with groan,
And foul winds intermittent blow,

Brave captain of the Ty-D-Bol
On fraught ship pacing to and fro,
Anon shakes fist at fetid hole,
His lifelong nemesis and foe.

Again beset--third time since sun
Did raise a first and cheering ray!
Of comforts naught remain, save one:
At least tis not Thanksgiving Day.


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. said: When moon descends upon her throne
And thunder shakes the seas below,
When now dark sky is filled with groan,
And foul winds intermittent blow,

Brave captain of the Ty-D-Bol
On fraught ship pacing to and fro,
Anon shakes fist at fetid hole,
His lifelong nemesis and foe.

Again beset--third time since sun
Did raise a first and cheering ray!
Of comforts naught remain, save one:
At least tis not Thanksgiving Day.

­Why does he dread Thanksgiving?


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­Why does he dread Thanksgiving?

­one tends to eat even more on that day.



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