The Stinks said: I met her in line in the old Taco Bell Where you eat cheap meat and then head straight to the Lavatory T O R Y Tory She stood right behind me and the smell made me choke I asked her her name and in a slurred Norco croak she said Lori L-O-R-I Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori Well, I'm not the world's most sensitive guy But her cloud of BO was straight from a pigsty Oh my Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori Well, I'm not dumb but I’ll never know how She stood on two feet with the bulk of a sow Oh my Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori Well, we went back for seconds and then went for more She knocked down those tacos like a starving she-boar Oh my Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori I'm not the world's most financially savvy mind But when she went up to pay her card was declined Oh my Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori She said it was rood and a total raw deal She said, "Little boy, why don’t you pay for my meal?" Now I'm not Bartlett’s biggest deadbeat But when I looked at the receipt Well, I almost went bankrupt for Lori Lo lo lo lo Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori
. said: Spanky took Shitpig home Cash said "Son, can I see you alone?" Said he Brian she's a pig How'd she get so damned big? And she's got a Mongoloid genome
. said: Poor Impulse Control, A Love Story When Lori ate a mess of pies Did she not ever realize That calories go to her thighs? We know the hows but not the whys. When Lori gorged on Yodels stacked She must have figured when she snacked That consequences were abstract. She figured wrong, and that's a fact. When Lori first found Taco Bell Attracted by the Sysco smell Did she not see their clientele And know that this would not end well? I wonder what she did expect From bad decisions made unchecked A low IQ mind can't connect A tempting cause and sad effect.
Gaymond Lardver said: And did you get what you wanted from this life, even so? I did not. And what did you want? To call myself a bear, to feel myself out and proud on the earth.
. said: I am the Shitpig and I need to douche While my husband is working at Deloitte & Touche I get out the vinegar and baking soda Anything to help me with my odor I pour in some ammonia, some carbolic and bleach Whoops I just expelled it with a queef I'm a bit smelly like a monger of fish I get seagulls who can't resist my quiff I use Brian's shopvac, to rooter out my clam My last Pap smear came back "ham" I connect my coochie to the woodshop vent Some Detroit African Americans were drawn by the scent I've got cheese, my vaginal flora is out of control It's like the Amazon is growing in my hole I have to admit it, my axe wound is stank A yeast just said to me "Hi there, I'm Frank." My vag is an outcast, I was fired by my gynecologist He said what I really needed was a zoologist I've got worms, voles, crabs and fleas Jacques Cousteau explored the hole where I pee He sent the Calypso in, just to look about There were cetaceans, crustaceans and three kinds of trout "Sheetpeeg," he said, "you need to clean your hoo-haa." "Or I am afraid your cunt will be taken over by barracuda."
. said: This thread delivers.
. said: The Saville went down to Georgia, he was looking for a dick to suck He was in a bind, AMEX payments behind, so he was tryin to make a buck When he came across this manlet sucking on a penis and sucking it hot So the Saville rolled up in his rascal and said “boy, let me tell you what” “I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a skinflute player too And if you care to take a dare I’ll make a bet with you Now you suck pretty good penis, boy, but give the Spankster his due I’ll bet a bottle of pills ‘gainst all my bills cause I think I‘m gayer than you” The guy said, “my clan’s Akins, and it might be a sin But I’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret, Cause I’m the best there’s ever been” Livingston, you better suck dick like a vacuum cleaner Cause pride’s broke loose in Georgia and the Saville loves a weiner And if you win, you get this shiny bottle of Norcos But if you lose, the Saville will foreclose” Spanky eyed the local twinks and said I’ll start this script And saliva dripped down from his mouth as he greedily licked his lips When suddenly Shitpig showed up fuming, she was obviously annoyed, Hun give those back, those are MY OPIOIDS” You can’t go’ round betting my pills cause they’re not yours to possess I need them for my undiagnosed MS!” The Saville hung his head in shame cause he knew when he was beat A wager without stakes can't be substantially complete He should have stuck with classics like contests of penis measures Because his cousin sweatpea’s like a dragon with her treasures Rav4 in the drive through, cook boys cook The Saville wants a meal and you’re on the hook Shitpig in the kitchen picking up eggsuh Her FUPA conceals a canyon of smegma
HP Sneedcraft said: I took leave of my father's decrepit farmhouse in my modest Guatemalan automobile, making reasonable pace across a landscape bereft of anything resembling what I had come to know as modernity. I eventually I reached the general store, a flimsy wooden structure that emitted a dark cloud of smoke from a narrow chimney. Two locals sat outside in the midday sun, accomplishing nothing and seemingly content in their doing so. Their bestial stupidity, likely the result of generations of inbreeding and race-mixing, was apparent in both their appearance and vocabulary. My eyes were immediately drawn towards the words emblazoned above the door. These words perplexed me in such a manner that defy ordinary description, I shall not repeat them here, for I fear that anyone who stumbles upon this tome will meet the same fate as I should they read them. I have not slept in weeks, as I have tried in increasing desperation to decipher the true meaning of that inscription. I fear it is pointless. The fate of this city slicker is sealed.
. said: 587?
. said: . said: 587? Google says it’s a 4chan copypasta :shrug: not sure why it’s in this thread
