Nude Shitpig ready for a meat-seeking missile
Like a flipped turtle wif meaty limbs wriggling
Shriek of a distant lunchbreak whistle
"Elgin time" she whisper, jellobulk jiggling

Her Sarlacc Pit hungie, greasy hair tentacles
Near the desert of vast butt cheeks
Every day this play is identical
and teh Map Roomb door creaks...

:shudder:

"Livingston, you better suck dick like a vacuum cleaner

Cause pride’s broke loose in Georgia and the Saville loves a weiner
And if you win, you get this shiny bottle of Norcos
But if you lose, the Saville will foreclose”"

:rofl:

Flapjack titties slap em hard
Grease the fupa with some lard
Bend that Sh1tpig o’er the bed
Ogle at her balding head

Spread her crusty starfish wide
And in her pooper will you slide
That 343 retarded lass
That’s right you’ll fuck her up her ass!

But what about all that caca?
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GabeStromsCheddar said:

Flapjack titties slap em hard
Grease the fupa with some lard
Bend that Sh1tpig o’er the bed
Ogle at her balding head

Spread her crusty starfish wide
And in her pooper will you slide
That 343 retarded lass
That’s right you’ll fuck her up her ass!

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:puke:

"Ogle at her balding head"

:lol: :lol:

Deploying fact checkers for "Ogle at her balding head".

Based upon her TikTok's, this fact is rated as TRUE.

Flapjack titties = TRUE and VERIFIED

343 lbs = aligned with estimates, but spacetime distortion prevents 100% accurate mass readings of the Shitpig's gravity well

retarded =­ experts place the 'Pig's IQ in the 80 to 90 range, so this is rated a poetic exaggeration

crusty starfish = conjecture, as no explorer has yet returned from those uncharted depths :shudder:

Data Analysis said:

crusty starfish = conjecture, as no explorer has yet returned from those uncharted depths :shudder:

­
It's the sort of conjecture that keeps this boner granite hard.

Data Analysis said:

Flapjack titties = TRUE and VERIFIED

343 lbs = aligned with estimates, but spacetime distortion prevents 100% accurate mass readings of the Shitpig's gravity well

retarded =­ experts place the 'Pig's IQ in the 80 to 90 range, so this is rated a poetic exaggeration

crusty starfish = conjecture, as no explorer has yet returned from those uncharted depths :shudder:

­humbled by the data analysis and confirmation.

Bravo!

Shellac of hemorrhoids grease the anal treads
A malodorous stench of stinkiocity protrudes the anal cavity
Filled with salient Saville saliva, smegma, shitcicles and off colored dingleberries
Having been petrified from lack of washing and rinsing
A disgusting and disheartening filth in her unwashed presence

Sounds like a Cannibal Corpse lyric

Shitpig's big quiff
Did a big queef riff
Her clam closed in a jiff
When Spanky caught a whiff
Sniff sniff sniff sniff

Loud railroader
Guntal odor
Brokeback bulk disgruntled coder
Scriptkid all his hacks downloader
Tardwife a cuntal freeloader­
Drops a log the bowl exploder!

. said:

Sounds like a Cannibal Corpse lyric

­:lalala:

Shellac of hemorrhoids grease the anal treads
Malodorous stench, protrudes the anal cavi-ty!
Salient!
Saville!
Salivaaaaaaa
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:airguitar:

. said:

Brokeback bulk disgruntled coder

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:lol:

Fread delivers

. said:

Fread delivers

­
The Canterbury Tales of the red boards

Lori Dori Dunkety-doo
I've got a Chunky Question for You.
Lori Dori Dunkety-dee­
Answer it Wrong, Flunk Pet GED.

If You Don't Feed A Cat for Ten Days
Shirking Her Needs While You Guzzle And Graze­
Tiktok So Loud That It Drowns Out Her Cries
Did You Feel Proud When Poor Snowball Then Dies?­

Lori Dori Drunkety-da
Stop Being So Lazy and You Will Go Far
You Will Live In Happiness Too
Like The Poompa-Loompa Doopity Doo!

this thread still delivers!  :potd:

343 is big for a gal
It takes lots of tacos and yodels
To make her that big

With flapjack tits
And a gunt o so large
You know that we’re talking about the Sh1tpig

I met her in line in the old Taco Bell
Where you eat cheap meat and then head straight to the
Lavatory
T O R Y Tory
She stood right behind me and the smell made me choke
I asked her her name and in a slurred Norco croak she said Lori
L-O-R-I Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori

Well, I'm not the world's most sensitive guy
But her cloud of BO was straight from a pigsty
Oh my Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori
Well, I'm not dumb but I’ll never know how
She stood on two feet with the bulk of a sow
Oh my Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori

Well, we went back for seconds and then went for more
She knocked down those tacos like a starving she-boar
Oh my Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori
I'm not the world's most financially savvy mind
But when she went up to pay her card was declined
Oh my Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori

She said it was rood and a total raw deal
She said, "Little boy, why don’t you pay for my meal?"
Now I'm not Bartlett’s biggest deadbeat
But when I looked at the receipt
Well, I almost went bankrupt for Lori
Lo lo lo lo Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori
Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori, lo lo lo lo Lori

This thread fucking DEEEEEEEELIVERS!

Seek help!
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