:moar:

:puke: :shitpig:

Shitpig queefed a mighty queef
While upon her throne she beefed
Spanky chomped his yellow teef
While Shitpig beefed and queefed and beefed

Canto CCCXLIII

One year he hit 600
One year he bragged 425
One year mold climbed the northern wall
They hid in the map room one year, lights off,
  silent. Process servers knocked outside
  and Lori whispered, I knew it would come to this­
That was AMEX sent those rood men
And later dragged him into court
paga i tuoi debiti, grassone
   the judge said with disgust.
And one year­ he painted the office green
   So he could sit and call it work
No cat sleeps, or dog wags its tail­

Just the click of laptop keys
And the rumbling of guts­.

Ezra Pound kicked ass.

Anyone got a link to the Shitpig / Snowball slam thread?

Just a flopping mass of grayish skin

Oozing ichor from every crease
Did I forget to mention
She's morbidly obese?

Scramble an egg-uh on the sidewalk

Its hotter than a street sweeper at a Bartlett Pride Walk

she spent the night in the map room

sodomized by a vacuum

Poppin' pieces of pills

Up off the floor

She says on Tik-Tok it's hard to care anymore

Spouse sucked a guy off at the company Christmas party

She renovates the household with a walnut brown sharpie

Spanky took Shitpig home
Cash said "Son, can I see you alone?"
Said he Brian she's a pig
How'd she get so damned big?
And she's got a Mongoloid genome

Masturbating the menstrual mons venus pubic mound
She groans and moans as the discharge splatters abound
The corpulent clump of female monstrosity 
Makes such a melodorous stench of stinkiocity
Neighbors complain to no avail
The fat smelly duo will always prevail

:bump:

:shitpig:

Shitpig Kronberg is fat
With a hairy, yeasty gash
And when she starts queefin'
She'll have you believin'
That you're next to a jungle cat

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
   \
:shitpig:

Busta 'nother Lori rhyme, bitch!
                        /
:antwon:

Shitpig was a wiz with a queef
She used it to setup her beefs
When Pig's coilies were coiling
Bartlett's sewers were boiling
And the town needed FEMA relief

Here Sh1tpig sits broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted
The stench filled the room with gaseous might
As Spanky sniffed with such delight
Sniffing and licking and sniffing some more
When will we be rid of these two wretched boars

Shitpig Kronberg was romantically linked
With five nigars, a wop and two chinks
She said Brian Boulbie
No more will you paw me
Because your dick is only one inch

I took leave of my father's decrepit farmhouse in my modest Guatemalan automobile, making reasonable pace across a landscape bereft of anything resembling what I had come to know as modernity. I eventually I reached the general store, a flimsy wooden structure that emitted a dark cloud of smoke from a narrow chimney.

Two locals sat outside in the midday sun, accomplishing nothing and seemingly content in their doing so. Their bestial stupidity, likely the result of generations of inbreeding and race-mixing, was apparent in both their appearance and vocabulary.

My eyes were immediately drawn towards the words emblazoned above the door. These words perplexed me in such a manner that defy ordinary description, I shall not repeat them here, for I fear that anyone who stumbles upon this tome will meet the same fate as I should they read them. I have not slept in weeks, as I have tried in increasing desperation to decipher the true meaning of that inscription. I fear it is pointless. The fate of this city slicker is sealed.

:bump:

:spanky:   +   :shitpig:   =    :poo:

HP Sneedcraft said:

I took leave of my father's decrepit farmhouse in my modest Guatemalan automobile, making reasonable pace across a landscape bereft of anything resembling what I had come to know as modernity. I eventually I reached the general store, a flimsy wooden structure that emitted a dark cloud of smoke from a narrow chimney.

Two locals sat outside in the midday sun, accomplishing nothing and seemingly content in their doing so. Their bestial stupidity, likely the result of generations of inbreeding and race-mixing, was apparent in both their appearance and vocabulary.

My eyes were immediately drawn towards the words emblazoned above the door. These words perplexed me in such a manner that defy ordinary description, I shall not repeat them here, for I fear that anyone who stumbles upon this tome will meet the same fate as I should they read them. I have not slept in weeks, as I have tried in increasing desperation to decipher the true meaning of that inscription. I fear it is pointless. The fate of this city slicker is sealed.

­?? I don't get this one.

. said:

Masturbating the menstrual mons venus pubic mound
She groans and moans as the discharge splatters abound
The corpulent clump of female monstrosity 
Makes such a melodorous stench of stinkiocity
Neighbors complain to no avail
The fat smelly duo will always prevail

­:thumbup:

Big tits Brian scuffs his knees
Hoping so for jocks to please

Pig sits crying, stuffs down cheese
Coping, no more cocks to tease