Topic: Pagpag Poetry
Posted by PagPag Shapespeare
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The garbage dumpster beckons me

with smells of rotted meat
Bags and bags of rotten swill
I'll dig through and soon eat
Look! A tampon and some other
unknown, nasty spew
a smell so very putrid that
I've turned a greenish hue
I hold my nose and dive right in
who knows what I will find
as visions of a pagpag feast
keep flashing through my mind


Posted by .
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I'm hungry for some pagpag
a bowl all steaming hot
loaded up with vegetables

to hide the taste of rot

An aftertaste, what is it?

Used condoms from a whore?

Cigarette butts? Tampons?

I've tasted it before

No time to think, "What could it be?"

I'll eat it up real quick

and pray to God if vomit comes

I do not get too sick


Posted by Poet P
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Tasty garbage eating ass
Pag Pag picnic on the grass
Bring a bucket just in case
You disagree with human waste

Pag Pag pot cook nice and hot
Dog and cat and cumby sock
If you barf friend, worry not
Barf right back in Pag Pag pot


Posted by OP
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Poet P said: Tasty garbage eating ass
Pag Pag picnic on the grass
Bring a bucket just in case
You disagree with human waste

Pag Pag pot cook nice and hot
Dog and cat and cumby sock
If you barf friend, worry not
Barf right back in Pag Pag pot

­:rofl: That's fucking awesome


Posted by Poet P
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OP said:
Poet P said: Tasty garbage eating ass
Pag Pag picnic on the grass
Bring a bucket just in case
You disagree with human waste

Pag Pag pot cook nice and hot
Dog and cat and cumby sock
If you barf friend, worry not
Barf right back in Pag Pag pot

­:rofl: That's fucking awesome

­
Thank u friend
:thankyouthankyou:


Posted by .
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:lol: This thread delivers! :potd:


Posted by .
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There's some serious talent here. My fucking stomach hurts from laughing so fucking hard. :thumbup:



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