Topic: Business Trip Gone Bad - Took a dick up the ass
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Bossman told me I'll do all the talking. I didn't even get to present.

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Sounds like you presented your ass to him :snicker:


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He ways says "don't" instead of "doesn't" :shrug:

Still like himb and all of his fun monikers over the last many years.


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Does the bossman still give you a good reference?


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:homo:


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Crown Vic! :rofl:


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nyboi they should do a movie about your life


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What about the ice cream cone briefs / granite bonerz? Was that a different guy?


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. said: NYBOI TOOK IT IN THE ACE

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THE ACE!


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. said: nyboi they should do a movie about your life

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I think that Chris Elliott would sue for taking most of his episode plots from "Get A Life."


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what does your father-in-law think about this?


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. said: I've never had a business trip go quite that bad.

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I once picked up an escort at the hotel bar because she was cool and had a fun attitude. You can imagine my surprise when she turned out to be trans. However, I’d already spent $50 on drinks so I fucked her anyway.


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. said: What about the ice cream cone briefs / granite bonerz? Was that a different guy?

In Hs I had another incident. Some guys have all the luck


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. said: what does your father-in-law think about this?

Boomer teases me about it like a school yard bully.. He told me to tie a knot in I'm sweat pant lace.


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. said: what does your father-in-law think about this?

Boomer teases me about it like a school yard bully.. He told me to tie a knot in I'm sweat pant lace.

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You should fuck him in the ass for being a dick about it


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In Hs I had another incident. Some guys have all the luck

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You and me both buddy
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Quence said: I've written about this a few times here, maybe even 5-10 years ago, but it haunts me to this day.

An innocent business trip that only acted to ruin my life, it haunts me every day. I took a dick in the ass.

It was a sunny late summer day, I remember waking up a 5AM for a very long drive to a small midwestern town named Kokomo.

My boss and I were going to an automotive convention to present some shitty widget our company invented.

We were both in our early 40s, he was quite overweight, typical non-technical, curly fry loving manager. 

Last minute shit, no flight, I loaded all the shit in my Crown Vic and we began a drive which seemed like forever. Lots of joking and bantering along the way. He was married with 2 kids, but admitted he wasn't near his wife in years. Then he said, you are a guy in decent shape, named off some single girls in the office that he was sure would be interested if I just asked. Then he kinda hinted that I'm probably not really interested in women, I didn't say much, didn't think much of it at the time.

A stop or two in some highway restarea fast food place, and by 6 pm we were disembarking in some midwestern cookie cutter motel.

I unloaded all our shit, trudged it up the room, joined bossman in the downstairs bar for some drinks while we oogled up some of the business MILFs that were there.

Time past, we both went up to the room. I never really drank before. I was tired as hell.

He took a shower, I layed down in bed. He walked out with his bathrobe, plopped down in the bed next to me. Well, to make a long story short, I heard grunting and he started humping me. 

I TOOK A DICK UP THE ASS, not all the way but I was pretty tired and messed up at the time, I don't know. I just remember hearing HEAVES AND HOES. UNNGH. Fuck, whatever. 

I TOOK A DICK UP THE ASS>

Time passed. I managed to meet a woman, and have kid. My life isn't perfect. But this incident haunts me every day. I can't mention it to my wife. She said she will divorce me if I say it again. So I vent here.

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that's TMI


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According to China Times, the 25-year-old man had joined the firm mid last year as an accountant.The man was reportedly a heartthrob, who was 183cm tall and weighed 70kg with a nice body and handsome face. All was going well until one day, he was suddenly drugged at a company dinner by his colleagues and “offered” to their boss, who had homosexual tendencies, as a “tribute”. WTF?

He was raped by his boss as a result and if that was not enough, the man had compromising photos taken while he was unconscious. Videos and images of the man being sexually assaulted were uploaded on gay websites where it quickly circulated.


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. said: According to China Times, the 25-year-old man had joined the firm mid last year as an accountant.The man was reportedly a heartthrob, who was 183cm tall and weighed 70kg with a nice body and handsome face. All was going well until one day, he was suddenly drugged at a company dinner by his colleagues and “offered” to their boss, who had homosexual tendencies, as a “tribute”. WTF?

He was raped by his boss as a result and if that was not enough, the man had compromising photos taken while he was unconscious. Videos and images of the man being sexually assaulted were uploaded on gay websites where it quickly circulated.

­that's hot


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. said: Gay sex and poop are the only topics that get high view counts on F2.

:facepalm:

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Redboarders gonna redboard :shrug:


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I stumbled back to my condo still trying to wipe the chunks of cum from my face and hair. No wonder the folks at the farmer’s market shook their heads as I did my walk of shame.

 
Saturday morning started like every other day of the week. Up at 3:30, have some coffee, watch the news, hit the sex sites to see who’s around and chat a little with some friends and fuck buddies, then by 5:30 head out for a walk, except today I was not walking to work, but just around the neighborhood. Almost every morning when I head out I see a guy who works for the local business improvement district organization either picking up trash, or setting up the chairs and picnic tables at the little park up the block. It’s really an old parking lot, but they have done a nice job of making it a center of the neighborhood with tables, chairs, a small stage, a monthly ‘fair’, farmer’s market on Saturday mornings, and more. 
 
The guy is about my age, but a bit taller, slim, black guy, and always greets me with smile, wave, and a little chat whenever we cross paths. One day when I stopped after just moving to the neighborhood to ask how he was he seemed very appreciative as I guess most folks just ignore him and his crew. That’s too bad. He’s the Boss, and explained to me how his group of guys work hard, outdoors, all day long, trying to make our neighborhood a better place. What’s even more awesome are their stories - they are all ex-cons, homeless, or come from some other troubled background. But they’re out there, every day, working hard for a paycheck that I am sure is a pittance compared to what they might make dealing drugs or doing some other illegal shit.
 
This morning as I walked past the south side of the park/parking lot, I noticed the large metal doors on the shipping containers were all open and the Boss’ truck was parked in its usual spot, but I did not see him. They have placed 3 large, old metal shipping containers on the west end of the lot that they use for storage of equipment, supplies, and one as a small office/place to to take a break for the guys. The shipping containers are even painted with a map, name of the neighborhood, and more, and are an awesome piece of art in themselves.
 
Anyways, I continued on my walk and about 20 minutes later circled back around and came back to the lot from an alley on the north side. It was barely the edge of dawn, so all I could make out was a tall, dark shadow standing in the corner behind one of the open doors, so I walked closure to see who it was. It was the Boss.


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The Boss was leaning against the side of the shipping container with his right arm extended out and above his head holding himself up, hidden from the street by the open, metal door. His left hand was on his dick as he shook it, then stroked it, then shook it again like it was misbehaving. About 10 feet away I caught the sweet and tangy pungent smell of a strong strain of 420 - fuck in DC everybody’s got a joint in their pocket or smoking when and where they want, so I was not surprised, and I inhaled deeply and savored the armona. I don’t smoke myself, but there is just something about a top man who does….hmmmm!

 
I was about 5 feet from the Boss man now when he finally turned, let go of the container, took the blunt out of his lips with his right hand as he continued to alternately stroke/shake his dick, and as he saw me he said, “Fucking Christ! My dick can’t decide if I need to nutt or piss like a race horse and I feel like I got to do both at the same time.” I could relate - I had been fucked a few times by monster dicks that made me feel the same way.
 
“Oh fuck it,” the Boss man said as he stuffed his semi-hard dick back into his pants, hit his blunt, then walked around the open door and stomped into the container. I pondered, wondered, and my hungry ass decided - yeah I’d follow. I walked around to the front and peered into the inky darkness. Fuck! You couldn’t see shit inside, but then his blunt flared bright red and orange and I heard him cough and exhale. “Yo man, you like dick don’t you?” the Boss’ voice echoed against the metal walls, “My girl’s Chia Hole is closed for business - so she says - cause she’s about ready to pop another youngin and I need to nutt something fierce and get my gutta swag on - feel me?”
 
Yeah, so maybe being the pushy bottom I am I had dropped a few comments and hints here and there over the past months about ‘my fuck buddies made sure I had a ROUGH night’ etc…, but had never really come out and told him, “I’m a dick sucker.” In the dark I could not see what he was swinging but who the fuck cared! I was a dick hungry pig looking for some gutter pig slop and this BBC BOSS was offering - hell yeah!
 
I paused as I stepped up into the metal shipping container, still not able to see much beyond the first few feet except the red hot glow of the tip of his 420 blunt. I inched forward, he coughed, laughed, I heard a zipper, felt the heat wave from his lungs of smoke, and took another step. I paused, looked behind to the street and wondered if anyone driving by could see inside, but then realized fuck no.


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Another step and the Boss’ hand shot out, grabbed my wrist, his palm warm and clammy. He roughly pulled my hand to his now hard dick and I sighed a little in wonder as I felt how long and thick it was. FUCK YEAH! I kneeled and worshipped his monster black rod with my wet mouth - sloppy toppy dick suck! I had just started gagging and deep throating him when the Boss said, “Bend the fuck over, I need to dig some ass out.”

 
No question about status, no mention of condoms, no fucking preamble about playing safe - just raw gutta dick getting his swag on. Of course I obeyed without hesitation and gasped as the behemoth slab of man steak punched into my fuck hole and worked it open with nothing but some 420 spit to lube the way. The Boss fucked like a pro - a man who had been in 1,000 pussies - male and female version - and knew just where to dig and how to tickle the ivories.
 
“WHERE YOU WANT THIS NUTT AT? WHERE YOU WANT ME DROP THIS LOAD?” the Boss man asked. Before I could reply he said, “I DONT GIVE A FCUK - GONNA SHOOT MY HOT LOAD UP THAT WETT HOLE - SLOPPY PUSSY - READY FOR THIS GUTTA SWAG NUTT - YES IT IS - WETT AND OPEN - LIKE A FUCKING WHORE PUSSY! BEEN SO FUCKING LONG SINCE I BE SLIPPIN AND SLIDIN IN SOME GUTTA PUSSY - BUT THAT’S WHAT YOU IS - AINT IT? GUTTA SNIPE PUSSY HUNGRY FOR THIS SWAG DICK!” Hell yeah, what could I say to all that?
 
As my BBC fucker picked up his pace a voice echoed from outside the metal shipping container, “Yo Boss man, we gots the tables set up, now’s we going to - HOLY FUCK _ WHOA….” One of the other crew members had stepped around the open door and shone his flashlight into the dark container, illuminating the sinful acts going on within.
 
Boss man piped up, “STEP UP IN YOUNGIN - SEE HOW A REAL MAN FLOODS THAT BACK DOOR, FUCKS DEEP EM THEM GUTS - GETS THAT GUTTA SWAG GRIME FUCK ON!” The other guy was all shadows, his body outlined against the faint morning light shining through the door as he stepped into the container, his boots creating thump thump echoes. I watched as he got closer and the Boss continued bang fucking my ass, then another shadow appeared, and then a third. Fuck!
 
“GATHER ROUND BOYS, GOT US A WILLING MOUTH AND ASS. TIGHT FUCKING PUSSY TO BANG THE SHIT OUT OF. HOW LONG WE GOT NOW TIL FOLKS ARRIVE? OH THEY ALREADY STARTED? FUCK HELL, MAKE IT QUICK THEN, NOT A PROBLEM FOR ME, MY BALLS READY TO BURST - OH HELL FUCKING YEAH! CUMMING IN THAT TIGHT HOLE, BREEDING IT GOOD! FUCK I NEEDED THAT - WHO’S NEXT?”



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