Topic: Business Trip Gone Bad - Took a dick up the ass
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Gay sex and poop are the only topics that get high view counts on F2.

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At first she felt real bad, she cried.

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She wasn't crying for you, she was crying that she married a fag :lol:

Wife is a great woman. 100% I would be dead without her.


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Moar views and moar NYB support ITT


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Wife is a great woman. 100% I would be dead without her.

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You should reclaim your virility by fucking her in the ass.


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Wife is a great woman. 100% I would be dead without her.

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You should reclaim your virility by fucking her in the ass.

She won't allow that but I have all the sex I want.


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Wife is a great woman. 100% I would be dead without her.

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You should reclaim your virility by fucking her in the ass.

She won't allow that but I have all the sex I want.

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Has she fucked you in the ass?


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You should reclaim your virility by fucking her in the ass.

She won't allow that but I have all the sex I want.

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Has she fucked you in the ass?

I foot fuck her.


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She won't allow that but I have all the sex I want.

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You need to be more persuasive. Think: What would Dale Carnegie do? He was the king of influence and I’m certain he convinced many a fine woman to let him bust those cheeks.


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She won't allow that but I have all the sex I want.

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Has she fucked you in the ass?

I foot fuck her.

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Good non-answer


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:morecowbell:


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I foot fuck her.

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The kid wrecked that pussy, eh?


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I foot fuck her.

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The kid wrecked that pussy, eh?

:( She was so tight when I met her.


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This is where your story falls apart, you illiterate:

"Time past [sic: "passed"], we both went up to the room [sic: why 1 room for two grown men?]. I never really drank before. I was tired as hell. He took a shower, I layed [sic: an object is "layed" down, a person "laid" down]  down in bed. He walked out with [sic: he was "in" the bathrobe or "with" it?] his bathrobe, plopped down in the bed next to me. Well, to make a long story short, I heard grunting and he started humping me."

Hold on.  Why were you in 1 room?  Why were you face down?  Were you naked and if so, why?  How did he get in your ass without lube?  
One more point: try to avoid unintentional irony by saying "make a long story short" when describing a guy fucking you in the ass.


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You should've done more ogling of business MILFs in Kokomo


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Eeeew, you had sex with a fat person.  Donald Trump is fat person.  Very yucky.


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. said: Eeeew, you had sex with a fat person.  Donald Trump is fat person.  Very yucky.

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Logical error of affirming the consequent.

When it rains the sidewalk gets wet;
The sidewalk is wet;
Therefore it has rained.

Error: it could be wet for another reason.   Didn't you take Logic 101?


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NYBOI TOOK IT IN THE ACE


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What was the name of the hotel?


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Not this shit again :rolleyes:


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Other than that, how was the convention?


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It’s ok friend, we’ve all been there


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I've never had a business trip go quite that bad.


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. said: Other than that, how was the convention?

Bossman told me I'll do all the talking. I didn't even get to present.


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