Topic: How do you ask a random woman out in the supermarket?
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How do you start conversation. I notice sometimes women smile, but I have no idea how to act. halp a virgin


Posted by Counsellor
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Two words, "Wanna fuck"?


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Hi, I am do you know where this store keeps the jock itch cream?


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Counsellor said: Two words, "Wanna fuck"?

no guy is that direct.


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That will usually get you a fuck or your face slapped, worst case beat up by her boyfriend.


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You could study a 20-point game improvement course including playful negging or whatever it is.

Alternatively just say "Hi" and she will certainly say something back even if it's only "hi".  Then just talk about almost anything, does not matter what it is, here in England the crap weather we're having today is always an emotionally bonding topic, since everyone rich or poor has weather. Women are not stupid they know men do not go to supermarkets to talk about weather or the criminal price of petrol these days, she will know what you are up to. She will either be interested or not.

I suppose it's true that transitioning the conversation from the weather to "would you like to go out with me" is the trickier part but by that time you will be 90 percent certain if she likes you or not and obviously make your decision based on that.


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The other way is faster with same results


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Offer to cook her dinner


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Ram your cart into hers
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Posted by Katalyst
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You don't, that's pathetic.


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Christ.. youth is wasted on the young.

Depends on what aisle you are in.  Coffee/Tea aisle works great.  "Do you know if they have here?  I need to get some for my cousins birthday".  She might help you look, then say "Thanks, how about I buy YOU a coffee for helping me.".  If she is interesting she might take you up on it.


Posted by MrSmoothSenior
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Do you know where they keep the Magnum XXXL condoms?


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No woman will go out with a stranger.


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Stand next to her groping a pair of cantaloupe melons while grinning lasciviously.

169% success rate.


Posted by teapots.nli
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Put a cucumber in your pance and say "look what you did to me"


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Tell her about your raspberry pi collection.


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. said: No woman will go out with a stranger.

:lol:


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teapots.nli said: Put a cucumber in your pance and say "look what you did to me"

Better if you yell it at the top of your lungs. :thumbup:


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Offer to cook her for dinner. 
Boom, job done


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. said: How do you start conversation. I notice sometimes women smile, but I have no idea how to act. halp a virgin

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Excuse me miss do you know the road to Berlin? (WWI pick up line for GI's to French women)


Why the fuck you asking me? I'm a woman.


Posted by Ken Martinez
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I heard that Food 4 Less is probably going on strike again this weekend.  They need more money in their paychecks.


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. said: Christ.. youth is wasted on the young.

Depends on what aisle you are in.  Coffee/Tea aisle works great.  "Do you know if they have  here?  I need to get some for my cousins birthday".  She might help you look, then say "Thanks, how about I buy YOU a coffee for helping me.".  If she is interesting she might take you up on it.


Fuck, that's pathetic. Abject.

Just pinch her arse and offer her some 'non dairy creamer' with a cheeky wink.


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. said:

Fuck, that's pathetic. Abject.

Just pinch her arse and offer her some 'non dairy creamer' with a cheeky wink.
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Nobody really knows.



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