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Don't say that.  I am going to take that screwdriver, and I don't want shit on it!

Post your address and I will mail you the screwdriver.  You really want it and I can buy a new one for like $5 :lol:

I will put a little note inside saying "Uncle Jerimiah wanted you to have this" so USPS doesn't think it's a murder weapon, which it technically isn't.

i like rye toast too

we have something in common but....


cockroaches love rye bread too

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i like rye toast too

we have something in common but....


cockroaches love rye bread too

ERGO, you are a cockroach.  It's a syllogism.

Wow, you made scrambled eggs! :thumbup:

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take that screwdriver and shove it up your ass.

:fuckyou:

The screwdriver MUST be there to prove it's genuine Teapots.

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. said:

take that screwdriver and shove it up your ass.

:fuckyou:

The screwdriver MUST be there to prove it's genuine Teapots.

It's the only way to knows it's really himb. :Shrug:

That screwdriver has seen many an inside of human lungs, aortas and ventricles. It's not rust that you see, my friend. It's blood.

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. said:

. said:

take that screwdriver and shove it up your ass.

:fuckyou:

The screwdriver MUST be there to prove it's genuine Teapots.

It's the only way to knows it's really himb. :Shrug:

That and the putrid, bacteria museum grout :shudder: