Topic: Imagine the enormous fecal blowout when brian walks through the door.
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HE HEAD STRAIGHT FOR THE BATHROOM.  BARELY HAS ENOUGH TIME TO GET HIS SWEATPANCE DOWN BEFORE SWINGING HIS ENORMOUS ASS OVER THE BATHTUB RIM.  THE SHIT PIG, MEANWHILE, GETS DOWN ON ALL FOURS IN DROOLING ANTICIPATION OF BOULBIE'S NEXT MOVE.


"UUUUUUUUH!" GROANS THE FATMAN AS HE FINALLY LOOSENS HIS ANAL SPHINCTER, LETTING FORTH A TORRENT OF SEMI-LIQUID SHIT PROPELLED BY HIGH PRESSURE FART GASSES.  "OHHHHH!  AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"  HE REST FOR A MOMENT, CATCHING HIS BREATH AND RUBBING HIS BOULB GENTLY.

HOWEVER, BIG BRI'S RELAXATION IS SHORT LIVED - AS THE SHIT PIG GREEDILY SHOVE HIM ASIDE WITH HER SNOUT!!  "ROOD! GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY!"  SHE DIVE INTO THE BRIMMING TUB HEADFIRST, GREASY HAIR AND PIGGY NOSTRILS CAKED IN FECES WHILE SHE FEASTS IN AN ORGY OF GLUTTONOUS ECSTASY.  

IN THE BACK OF HER MIND, THE SHIT PIG KNOWS THIS IS WHY SHE BELONG TO BRIAN FOR LIFE.  NO OTHER MAN COULD PROVIDE WHAT SHE WANTS - IN THE QUANTITIES SHE NEEDS.  :frown:


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:potd:


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braaaaaaaaaaap!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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. said: :potd:

:potd::potd:


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. said: "ROOD! GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY!"

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I read this in the voice of Marlin Perkins.


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Jesus christ, get some mental help


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SOMEB SAY WE HAEV FEACAL FEEDER FEEDEE RELATIONHSIP (TRIPPLE F, BABY). BUT HOW CAN IT B WRONG WHEN IT TASTE SO RIGHT????

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Hey I wrote that :lmao:


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:potd:


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TO DA BRIMB


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:potd:
:lol: :pipe:


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:evilhamster:
Hambler?


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ROOD!


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Methinks third lunch might be brewed to the proper consistency to satisfy the VORACIOUS FECAL APPETITE!

Growler comin' on!
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I do nothing but lurk on this board and have been doing so for 3 years. I had to break my silence and submit my first post because this is the most disgusting, funny, and beautiful thing I've seen on here in my entire time lurking. I salute you sir, and I repuke you Shit Pig and Spanky.


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.First time poster said: I do nothing but lurk on this board and have been doing so for 3 years. I had to break my silence and submit my first post because this is the most disgusting, funny, and beautiful thing I've seen on here in my entire time lurking. I salute you sir, and I repuke you Shit Pig and Spanky.

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HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE


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Imagine thinking you are getting back at someone by being insane enough to sit around coming up with scat erotica about them.


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. said: Imagine thinking you are getting back at someone by being insane enough to sit around coming up with scat erotica about them.
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And yet here you are.  :facepalm:


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. said: Imagine thinking you are getting back at someone by being insane enough to sit around coming up with scat erotica about them.

Lori Shitpig :lol:


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Spanky losing bigly in this thread !


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And yet here you are.  :facepalm:

Because it's hilarious. The person writing scat porn about two random fat fuck liberals is more pathetic than the fat fuck liberals themselves. A normal person wouldn't even give these people the time of day much less conjure up these fantasies about them.


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Eat shit you FAT PIG ! 

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And yet here you are.  :facepalm:

Because it's hilarious. The person writing scat porn about two random fat fuck liberals is more pathetic than the fat fuck liberals themselves. A normal person wouldn't even give these people the time of day much less conjure up these fantasies about them.

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Normal people don't wipe their asses with sticks, suck dick, kiss butt cheeks, and shit on their spouses. 

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Shitleg :lol:



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