Topic: Since there are lots of talk about spanky's health, heart attack, etc.. What about spanky coffin?
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If spanky is 4-5 times heavier than average person his coffin is going to have to be bigger, heavier, sturdier, etc.. You can't just hire 4 or 6 pallbearers to carry spanky towards the grave from the hearse. You need at leasdasbut + coffin weight : 16 palbearers = about 40 lbs of spanky weigth + proportional weight of coffin and spankys last uniform.

Is there are labor safety standards in such business? Or regular labor rules apply eg males can lift that much, females are allowed to lift that much.


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leasdasbut?


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Just use a dumpster.


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Shipping container and a container crane. Bury him in Lake Michigan where he can form an artificial reef for zebra mussels.


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.. said: If spanky is 4-5 times heavier than average person his coffin is going to have to be bigger, heavier, sturdier, etc.. You can't just hire 4 or 6 pallbearers to carry spanky towards the grave from the hearse. You need at leasdasbut + coffin weight : 16 palbearers = about 40 lbs of spanky weigth + proportional weight of coffin and spankys last uniform.

Is there are labor safety standards in such business? Or regular labor rules apply eg males can lift that much, females are allowed to lift that much.

The hearse also needs to be a one ton truck. :LOL:



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