Topic: I still can’t believe Brian Saville of Bartlett, Illinois once sucked a cock in high school!
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.S said: Cocksucking should be an Olympics sport. I'd win the gold medal!

­Would you blow the silver medalist as a gesture of sportsmanship?


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300 pages by midnight? :lol:


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298 pages of fag hog p0wnership!

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Who is going to give aid and comfort to Lori and Brian?

OP I think you owe them.

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.S said: Cocksucking should be an Olympics sport. I'd win the gold medal!

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If you had a triathlon with first part penis sucking, second stage eating, and third stage household financial mismanagement, he would win gold without any serious contenders.


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Dead by Labor Day !

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.S said: Cocksucking should be an Olympics sport. I'd win the gold medal!

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If you had a triathlon with first part penis sucking, second stage eating, and third stage household financial mismanagement, he would win gold without any serious contenders.

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HORY SHEEET!   NEED NEW PODIUM!  MOAR STEEL!
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. said: 300 pages by midnight? :lol:

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Midnight?  Fuck it!

GIT ER DONE!
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Stop, flatulate and listen,

Fat hog has a whole new mission.
I'm somewhat of a fag nightly,
Ahab harpoons dodged daily.
"Will I ever stop eating?" Yo, I don't know,
Turn off the lights, huh, and I'll blow!
Fag fag Homo.
Extremely fag fag homo!


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. said: When does this idiotic thread die?

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­oh hai spanky

­Again ^^ from page 8. Page 8 !!!!! :rofl:


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One, two,
Wallow in poo.

Three, four,
A giant fat whore.

Five six,
Suck negro dicks.

Seven, eight,
The Bartlett hate.


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Blowin' blowin' blowin,
On a penis that is swollen,
Keep that hogger blowing,
Rawcawk!


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TEH BIG BOI TASTED TEH PANIS IN HIGH SHOOL.  BUT THAT WAS NOT HIS ONLY DESIRE.  NO.


!!!!!  HE CRAVED TEH PANUS IN TEH ANUS !!!!!!

ALAS, BIG BOI BUTTOCKS TOO BIG.  EVEN 10" BLAK BUCK PEEN (HIS FAVORITE) CANNOT REACH THE ORFICE TO DELIVER HIS MUCH DESIRED B-U-T-T F-U-C-K-I-N-G.  FOREVER A CAWK SUCKER.  NEVER A POWER BOTTOM. HE CRIES HIMSELF ASLEEP WHILE COVERED IN FAST FOOD WRAPPERS.

TEH SHITPIG LAUGHS AN HIMB.  SHE GETS HOT NEEGROO SEMENS INJECTED IN ALL THREE HOLES.  SHE WINS 3 - 1.


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SuperEat

He's a very stinky boy

The kind you don't bring home to Culver's
He will never put a taco down
Once you get him off his feet

He likes the boys in the lapband
He says trifectas are his favorite
When he makes his move to the bathtub
You know its beautiful flower's time to feed
She's never hard to please

That boy is pretty fat now
(The boy can super eat!)
The kind of boy you read about
(In 4H magazines!)
That boy is pretty stinky
(The boy can super eat!)
He really loves to taste it
(Every time we eat!)
He's not right, he's not right
That boy's not right
With me, yeah

Super eat, super eat


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A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away
A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away
A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away
A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away

In the butthole, the mighty butthole
The Brian sharts tonight
In the butthole, the mighty butthole
The Brian sharts tonight

A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away
A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away
A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away
A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away

Near the gravel pit the peaceful gravel pit
The Brian feeds tonight
Near the gravel pit the quiet gravel pit
The Brian feeds tonight

A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away
A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away
A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away
A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away

Hush my darling don't fear my hogling
The tub fills tonight
Hush my darling don't fear my hogling
The tub fills tonight

A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away
A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away
A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away
A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away, A-reeeeeeeee-away
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THE ANTHEM OF THE S-PIG


Cookies, fries yum yum yum
It all goes to my panniculum
Balblie Boolbie got me preg
Right in front of ol' Shitleg

Farting tooting puff puff puff
Braap and clap come out my duff
I have bad gas I cannot lie
I Dutch oven my husband, gets him high

Mold in folds I cannot reach
My mound is foul on Otter Creek
I like Negroes (he does too)
Especially the ones he blew

Front-butt front-butt I cannot see
Not when I weigh three-four-three
Weight-loss, diets what is that?
I queef with the force of a thunderclap


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Off with pance out comes a big donger,

Plunging stiff into his mouth;
Here it cums shooting to bathe his tonsils,
At em, boys, all over his tongue!

Down he squats, splattering shit from under,
Dousing a big fat whore!
They live in shame and eternal pain.  Hey!
Nothing will stop the Bartlett Mouth Force!

Fat claws dive into a crate of cheddar,
Piled high on to the food;
Ass of a man blasted the city asunder;
How they live in a giant shit stew!

Fat piggies dreaming of pies to conquer,
Gave them hot wings, ever to gorge!
With sharts before And turds galore. Hey!
Nothing will stop the Bartlett Mouth Force!


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There once was a bovine from Bartlett,

He sneezed so hard that he farted,
With a splattering here,
And a splashing there,
Shitpig was delighted he actually sharted.


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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little dot? I'll have you know I graduated bottom of my class in the GED, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on B3W, and I have over 300 confirmed BJs. I am trained in porcine warfare and I'm the fattest man in the entire Bartlett township. You are nothing to me but just another cock. I will suck you the fuck off with enthusiasm the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting that shit about me on the redboards? Think again, friend. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of board owners across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, sick fuck. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your moniker. You're fucking dead, Chet. I can be any dot, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my main account. Not only am I extensively trained in vbasic haxoring, but I have access to the entire spending limit of Don's credit card and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of F2, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit feces all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, friend.


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Spurting cumb!


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Shitpiggery, Shitpiggery, a shitpig in poo,
The stink of a pig is all around you,
Shitpiggery, Shitpiggery, a shitpig in poo,
The pedo fat queer is a big hog too.

Shitpiggery, Shitpiggery, a shitpig is pleased,
When the quarterton meal is anally teased,
Shitpiggery, Shitpiggery, a shitpig does drool,
When the fat faggot delivers the giant brown stool.


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Shitpiggery, Shitpiggery, a shitpig in poo,

The stink of a pig is all around you,
Shitpiggery, Shitpiggery, a shitpig in poo,
The pedo fat queer is a big hog too.

Shitpiggery, Shitpiggery, a shitpig is pleased,
When the quarterton meal is anally teased,
Shitpiggery, Shitpiggery, a shitpig does drool,
When the fat faggot delivers the giant brown stool.


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GULP.  SLURP.  GAG.  GULP.


The Bartlett Blow King works furiously on a large, black member. 

GULP.  GAG.  SLURP.  GULP.

He patiently labors in a quest for his protein reward.  TEH SHITPIG watches.  Amazed that The Bartlett Blow King can take the entire black rod into his mouth at once.  

GULP.  SLURP.  GAG.  GULP.

Silly shitpig, everyone knows Brian has lots of experience shoving things into his mouth.

GULP.  SLURP.  GAG.  GULP.

The magnificent buck lurchs as he prepares to deliver his massive load.  Brian's eagerness increases and he uses both hands to hold two massive black testicles, gently squeezing every drop he can.

GULP.  SLURP.  GAG.  GULP.  GULP.  GULP.  GULP.  GULP.  GULP.  GULP.  GULP.  GULP.  GULP.  GULP.  GULP.  GULP.  Haaaaaaaaa.....

Job completed, which is otherwise unusual for Brian.  "Thanks bitch," commented the magnificent buck and then he turns to the shitpig and says, 'yo next, ho.'

The pig shakes and shivers in delight.   Brian too fat to mount, but she can take it like the mud yard slut she is, right into her eager and well travelled asshole.  She assumes the position.

HUFF PUFF HUFF PUFF HUFF PUFF

She is ready.  Floor boards strain but they hold up.  Brian guides the magnificent buck by his still turged ram rod and aims it at the shitpig anus.

HUFF PUFF HUFF PANT HUFF PANT UNNNNGNGGNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

She takes every last millimeter, displacing many innards and forcing out a MASSIVE QUEEF from her crusty, odorous cunt hole.  Even dumb buck knows that hole is a journey of no return, so he continues to plunge her shit pipe.

OOAF TPPTPTHH.  OOAF TPPTPTHH.  OOAF TPPTPTHH.  OOAF TPPTPTHH.

Each thrust pumps odorous queef into the room causing noxious intoxication of all parties present.   It's better than five norco's, shitpig will confide later.

OOAF TPPTPTHH.  OOAF TPPTPTHH.  OOAF TPPTPTHH.  OOAF TPPTPTHH. 

OOAF TPPTPTHH.  OOAF TPPTPTHH.  OOAF TPPTPTHH.  OOAF TPPTPTHH.   SPPPPPPPTHTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh.

The magnificent buck delivers every last bit of seedz into shitpig's colon.  He quickly unmounts, pulls his pants up (halfway) and flees for fresh air.  "Yo all gross," he says as the door slams behind him.

Shitpig stays in the position as Brian puts a dozen cupcakes in front of her.  He meticulously tongues the buck seedz out of her asshole as she gobbles down the cupcakes, careful not to slip and touch her deadly snatch.


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Smashing with the sow

In a shit house open sewer

Over the twinkies they go

Gorging all the way

Balls on Tyrones bring

Spewing something white

What fun it is to suck and cling

A giant black dong tonight

Oh, jiggle bellies, jiggle bellies

Jiggle all the day

Oh, what fun it is to hid
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A groid cock between the thighs
Jiggle bellies, jiggle bellie
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Jiggle all the day

Oh, what fun it is to ride

A groid cock between the thighs!


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With a stick?!?

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With a stick!
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An actual stick??!?
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An actual stick!
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But a stick?!?
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A butt stick!
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