Topic: I still can’t believe Brian Saville of Bartlett, Illinois once sucked a cock in high school!
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. said: It wasn't just a small tiny penis, either.

IT WAS A HUGE THROBBING PRE-CUM OOZING MONSTER!!!


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295 pages of fag hog p0wnership!

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TOOOOOT!  TOOOOOT!!  TOOOOOOT!!!!!

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:spanky:

Stop farting, homo!  The walls can't take much more!
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Uh... it wasn't me!  it was... no we ate the dog.  Uh...  It was a TRAIN!
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Fucking trains!
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Posted by B The Blowjobber
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so mad I could suck s dick!

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Posted by BS stands for
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Bull Shit, not Brian Saville.


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House covered in mold.


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BS stands for said: Bull Shit, not Brian Saville.

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BJ Saville.

BJ

It’s his fucking name!

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I'm gonna have my work cut out for me tonight. 


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. said:
BS stands for said: Bull Shit, not Brian Saville.

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BJ Saville.

BJ

It’s his fucking name!

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Giving blow jobs defines him and makes him who he is.  Without sucking cock he would be lost. .


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thread statistician said: I'm gonna have my work cut out for me tonight. 


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Bartlett Coroner said: His death will present quite a quandary for the funeral home that handles his corpse. 

1.) They do not make caskets large enough to accommodate someone as fat as Brian. His casket will have to be specially made. 

2.) A casket that big would never fit through the loading door of a hearse. Hence, any funeral procession would have to be led by a 1-ton flatbed truck.

3.) Cremation would be costly. Obese people take longer to cremate and funeral homes don't like doing it because all of the fat tissue creates a fire hazard in the cremation exhaust system. I'm serious - funeral homes have literally burned to the ground from cremating extremely obese corpses. The cremation process for someone as large as Brian would likely take 18 - 20 hours - and that's IF you could find a funeral home willing to do it.

Poor Fatso - owned in life AND in death. :lol:

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I'LL BE READY FOR HIM
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Bartlett Coroner said: His death will present quite a quandary for the funeral home that handles his corpse. 

1.) They do not make caskets large enough to accommodate someone as fat as Brian. His casket will have to be specially made. 

2.) A casket that big would never fit through the loading door of a hearse. Hence, any funeral procession would have to be led by a 1-ton flatbed truck.

3.) Cremation would be costly. Obese people take longer to cremate and funeral homes don't like doing it because all of the fat tissue creates a fire hazard in the cremation exhaust system. I'm serious - funeral homes have literally burned to the ground from cremating extremely obese corpses. The cremation process for someone as large as Brian would likely take 18 - 20 hours - and that's IF you could find a funeral home willing to do it.

Poor Fatso - owned in life AND in death. :lol:

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­Someone as fat as Spanky should be rendered down for bio-fuel after death.  His blubber has enough stored energy to power the street he lives on for a couple of years.


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thread statistician said: I'm gonna have my work cut out for me tonight. 


:facepalm:

:lol:


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Hey baggers, just checking in after my first premeal to see if I’m still in your heads.

Yup.

:digtbk:


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Like clockwork, Brian is owned in this thread, he melts down and then starts spamming the board. Some things never change.

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.S said:
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I’m fat and lack self control yet I can still get your OCD in a tizzy year after year.

Say it with me bagger.  RENT FREE :lol:

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I marvel at the way you can string these guys along.

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we have OP backed into a corner. :lol: :fag:


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I marvel at the way you can string these guys along.

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we have OP backed into a corner. :lol: :fag:

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Running scared from the fat man.


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:thankyouthankyou:

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we have OP backed into a corner. :lol: :fag:

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Running scared from the fat man.

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Does OP understand how ridiculous he looks?

:lmao: :rofl: :lol: :fag:


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Running scared from the fat man.

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The fat an isn't running after anyone.  :lol:


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Poor OP now he has to hide. :lol:


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OP scared to back out. :lol:


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Bartlett Coroner said: His death will present quite a quandary for the funeral home that handles his corpse. 

1.) They do not make caskets large enough to accommodate someone as fat as Brian. His casket will have to be specially made. 

2.) A casket that big would never fit through the loading door of a hearse. Hence, any funeral procession would have to be led by a 1-ton flatbed truck.

3.) Cremation would be costly. Obese people take longer to cremate and funeral homes don't like doing it because all of the fat tissue creates a fire hazard in the cremation exhaust system. I'm serious - funeral homes have literally burned to the ground from cremating extremely obese corpses. The cremation process for someone as large as Brian would likely take 18 - 20 hours - and that's IF you could find a funeral home willing to do it.

Poor Fatso - owned in life AND in death. :lol:

:mittens:

:hammertime:


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Not funny OP.

Are you ready for the 587 hammer fist?


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Continued posting by Labor Day ! 

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. said: 295 pages of fag hog p0wnership!

:mittens:

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