Topic: Boulbie and Shitpig watch SNL in twin Hefty Fella brand recliners. Orange Man Bad! say TV. Lori maek
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ci is trash


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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!!!!  ' B i g g ' boulby ass rippple like Krakatoa 1888.  Each puf the size of a basketball :wtf:


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1950S MUSIC HAD TEH BIG BOPPER... YUO CAN CALL ME BIG BRAAAAAAAAAPPER
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I'll tell a story in lawyer-friendly, board-compliant fashion.

There allegedly once was a fat disgusting couple, Loretta and Benson.  When they met, Benson was a virgin when it came to women, and Loretta was, at least technically, a woman.

They got married.  Benson was such a repulsive beta cuck that he offered to take Loretta's last name.  This faggotry was reflected in his sex life, where he had been blowing nogs since high school.

Loretta had such a miserable personality and offputting appearance that she was known as the "CrapHog."  The only human-like animals even slightly attracted to Loretta before Benson were African-Americans and Mexican farm hands.

Following her marriage to Benson, Loretta later met an equally obese and cretinous creature called a 'Balbie.'  Loretta got pregnant with the Balbie's child.  Benson found out about all this and is such a quivering load of gayness that, far from having Loretta forklifted out to be dumped on her fat asses, he actually threw Loretta and the Balbie a baby shower. 

When the baby arrived, Benson regarded himself as one of its fathers.  For a time, all of them were very, very happy.

But, since then, and that fat baby must now be, oh, five, news of the baby has not been heard.

I hope that brings everyone up to speed on this.


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Huh. Makes sense given the individuals involved. But damn, that baby will (if such a totally theoretical story were real, of course) have a fucked up life! :shudder:


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What kinds of stuff does the 'pig eat to fill the old fart closet?


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. said: I'll tell a story in lawyer-friendly, board-compliant fashion.

There allegedly once was a fat disgusting couple, Loretta and Benson.  When they met, Benson was a virgin when it came to women, and Loretta was, at least technically, a woman.

They got married.  Benson was such a repulsive beta cuck that he offered to take Loretta's last name.  This faggotry was reflected in his sex life, where he had been blowing nogs since high school.

Loretta had such a miserable personality and offputting appearance that she was known as the "CrapHog."  The only human-like animals even slightly attracted to Loretta before Benson were African-Americans and Mexican farm hands.

Following her marriage to Benson, Loretta later met an equally obese and cretinous creature called a 'Balbie.'  Loretta got pregnant with the Balbie's child.  Benson found out about all this and is such a quivering load of gayness that, far from having Loretta forklifted out to be dumped on her fat asses, he actually threw Loretta and the Balbie a baby shower. 

When the baby arrived, Benson regarded himself as one of its fathers.  For a time, all of them were very, very happy.

But, since then, and that fat baby must now be, oh, five, news of the baby has not been heard.

I hope that brings everyone up to speed on this.

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. said: What kinds of stuff does the 'pig eat to fill the old fart closet?

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It is easier to ask what it doesn't eat.


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ROOD!
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. said: What kinds of stuff does the 'pig eat to fill the old fart closet?

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It is easier to ask what it doesn't eat.

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Does a pigg shit in its pen, gobbling up the feces with the rest of the slops?
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Yes'sir
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Walmart-attired fatties.

You fucking pig.



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So rood


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Funny thread. The ENORMOUS BULK of Shitpig and her hog husband was mocked, and many lulz were had.


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Kick the Shitpig?

KICK THE SHITPIIIIIIIIIG!!!!!!!!


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. said: I'll tell a story in lawyer-friendly, board-compliant fashion.

There allegedly once was a fat disgusting couple, Loretta and Benson.  When they met, Benson was a virgin when it came to women, and Loretta was, at least technically, a woman.

They got married.  Benson was such a repulsive beta cuck that he offered to take Loretta's last name.  This faggotry was reflected in his sex life, where he had been blowing nogs since high school.

Loretta had such a miserable personality and offputting appearance that she was known as the "CrapHog."  The only human-like animals even slightly attracted to Loretta before Benson were African-Americans and Mexican farm hands.

Following her marriage to Benson, Loretta later met an equally obese and cretinous creature called a 'Balbie.'  Loretta got pregnant with the Balbie's child.  Benson found out about all this and is such a quivering load of gayness that, far from having Loretta forklifted out to be dumped on her fat asses, he actually threw Loretta and the Balbie a baby shower. 

When the baby arrived, Benson regarded himself as one of its fathers.  For a time, all of them were very, very happy.

But, since then, and that fat baby must now be, oh, five, news of the baby has not been heard.

I hope that brings everyone up to speed on this.

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This is some red board fiction, right?  No one is that much of a cuck.


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Oh it’s true. It’s damn true.


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I want to rubb Lori's big belby and polk it with a stick.  maybe a big fart will ripp out!!


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. said: JUNK FOOD GO IN

FOUL GAS GO OUT

S H I T P I G


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fatties


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. said: JUNK FOOD GO IN

FOUL GAS GO OUT

S H I T P I G


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. said: South Beached Whale Diet.

Brilliant!

:potd:


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:potd:


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. said: There’s a medical

term for an obese person’s
gunt: Panniculus

Panniculus, often referred to as L0ri"s Gunt,  is a medical term describing a dense layer of fatty tissue, consisting of excess tacos within the lower abdominal region. Panniculi can form after eating too many yodels. It can be a result of obesity and can be mistaken for another entire human being. Abdominal panniculus can be removed during abdominal panniculectomy, a type of toxic material cleanup.



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