Topic: Have you ever farted to get strangers away from you?
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At school Christmas concert last night.  Obnoxious people came and sat down right beside us. My stomach wasn't feeling well already, and this annoyance made it worse.  So while I WAS going to get up and go to the restroom, I decided to hell with it and just let loose about two or three of the slient but DEADLY type. They were truly eye-watering and the people got up and moved about 20 seconds later.

Wife is super pissed b/c apparently she knows the woman or the woman knows her or  something, but I don't care.

Respect the personal space of others. Skip seats between you and others you aren't with.


Posted by Fudster
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Once, when I was shit-faced, I tried this.

It did not work, but everyone in my area kept looking around.


Posted by Farttard
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Yep.  I always consume a full tin of baked beans before going to a public place, just to be ready.  It works even better if the beans are a little past their "sell by" date.


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I ripp hard when flying Southwest so no one takes the seat next to me.


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. said: I ripp hard when flying Southwest so no one takes the seat next to me.

­Careful, I tried that once while in a window seat and it melted a hole in the plane wall.


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OP claims this tactic is easy to pull off, but be WARNED!  If it goes wrong, you'll have an absolute CUNT of a day!



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you sound like awesome people.

but yeah I got the stomach flu , too. yesterday.   everyone is getting it all of a sudden.  it is NASTY
   i


Posted by Farttard
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. said: you sound like awesome people.

but yeah I got the stomach flu , too. yesterday.   everyone is getting it all of a sudden.  it is NASTY
   i

­But your farts will be able to boil people's blood in their veins.  Make good use of this power while it lasts.



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