Topic: How do you drive a stick shift?
Posted by .Richie Richvale
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I was hanging out with friends last night and volunteered for the beer run. We needed some pumpkin ale. I had to use a friend’s car and it was manual. I ground gears but how do I drive it right?

:wtf:


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Work the clutch, son.


Posted by .Real Richvale
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.Richie Richvale said: I was hanging out with friends last night and volunteered for the beer run. We needed some pumpkin ale. I had to use a friend’s car and it was manual. I ground gears but how do I drive it right?

:wtf:

^^^

So fake fag Richie can't drive a manual and the stupid fucker drinks too.


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Let the clutch out slower when you are taking off in first gear.


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1. Remove pance
2. Apply lube to anus
3. Sit on the stick, let it push all the way in
4. With your left foot depress the leftmost pedal
5. Move your body to the left and forward­ and now you're in gear!


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Three pedals is way too confusing.


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Pretend the stick is a BBC.


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Push clutch in and put it in the appropriate gear and then let the clutch halfway out. Then rev the engine until the clutch starts to engage and then continue to let the clutch out while letting off the gas. It will take less than 50 of those exercises to get to the 80% skill level.


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. said: Push clutch in and put it in the appropriate gear and then let the clutch halfway out.  Then rev the engine until the clutch starts to engage and then continue to let the clutch out while letting off the gas.  It will take less than 50 of those exercises to get to the 80% skill level.

This is the correct motorcycle


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. said: 1. Remove pance
2. Apply lube to anus
3. Sit on the stick, let it push all the way in
4. With your left foot depress the leftmost pedal
5. Move your body to the left and forward­ and now you're in gear!

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:motorcycle:


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.Real Richvale said:
^^^

So fake fag Richie can't drive a manual and the stupid fucker drinks too.

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^^^

FAKE RICHIE DETECTED


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.Richie Richvale said: I was hanging out with friends last night and volunteered for the beer run. We needed some pumpkin ale. I had to use a friend’s car and it was manual. I ground gears but how do I drive it right?

:wtf:

Pumpkin ale is yummu.

:bluebunny:



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