Topic: Where is James "Rimbo" Marks?
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If you had ever actually ridden a horse, you'd realize its easier to control than a car.

The horse has a brain, and is trained to react to its rider.

Although if the rider is as dim witted as you, i can see you having trouble.  If the horse thinks its smarter, it will take advantage.

I used to always request the most spirited horses - not to dominate them, but to show them I would work with them.  It was never so much of a contest of the wills, but rather a negotiation.  I'd then laugh as the next jockey got on board only to get thrown or worse.

I don't do it any more.  The new courses are rough on the horses, especially if they have to jump.  Yes, it looks impressive, but in my opinion, they are a lot more treacherous for the horses and riders.  And it absolutely sucks to see a beautiful animal wasted just because some prick level judges want to see a "certain level of difficulty" when they're competing.  Fuck that.  Make it safe, then you can incorporate challenges.  No one wants to risk tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars jumping a horse when it can throw its legs out or break them because one idiot tech didn't properly water down the mud.


You sound like you had real training. I have ridden horses twice in my life, at a trot. I’m a history buff. I can’t imagine taking accurate shots from a horse at a full run, or charging into battle on one with 80 pounds of armor.

Easier than a car? A car is a dumb machine that can be controlled by an ignition and steering wheel. Anyone can learn how to drive, and well if they practice and pay attention. Horses are living creatures and have their own will, no matter how well trained. Plus, it’s a lot harder to get access to horses for most folks to get the practice necessary to do something like hard riding.


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Fuck off failbo


Posted by Katalyst is my bitch
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I make him cluck all night long like a cuck


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SIXTY SIX PAGES OF RIMBO OWNAGE!
:morecowbell::banana::horsie::banana::morecowbell:


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hAlP!!!!!!!


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. said: A rugged Horseman, proud father, and successful artist. There's a lot to admire about Jimbo.

­drunk, pedophile, deadbeat, flunked out of shitty college, lives in rented shanty, hated by his children, crippled OCD stalker who thinks about him 18 hours a day.

Admirable.


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. said: A rugged Horseman, proud father, and successful artist. There's a lot to admire about Jimbo.

­drunk, pedophile, deadbeat, flunked out of shitty college, lives in rented shanty, hated by his children...

Admirable.

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:nuke:


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The Fucked Company redboard was in a hot, dense state
The cumb began to cool and Moviewhore to drool
He built a universe in fantasy
He built a studio (it was a piece of shit)
Almost 20 years ago he bragged
About his achievements
Pell Grants, inhuman stares,
Garnished in teenage pubic hair.

Since the dawn of fail really feels too long
As every myth was formed in less time than it takes to read a truthful blog
A fraction of a second and the Boy was made
The child support checks bounced up straight, the artist’s journey met its fate
He tried to leap to Humboldt State
But flunked out (and sat on a white chair to masturbate)
His vision earned $77, see ya, wouldn’t want to be ya!
Set in motion by the same pool house bang!
It should have ended with a butt bang!

Hobolepithicus should really have been sick of pus
Debating how Jambes’ tongue is there, stuck in a rear (he’s catching viruses)
Shack living with photography (Natural Light with filters)
It all started with the pool house bang!

Riding, movies, history
Inseminating teen pussy
It all started with a pool house bang!


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Hog Bang Theory said: The Fucked Company redboard was in a hot, dense state
The cumb began to cool and Moviewhore to drool
He built a universe in fantasy
He built a studio (it was a piece of shit)
Almost 20 years ago he bragged
About his achievements
Pell Grants, inhuman stares,
Garnished in teenage pubic hair.

Since the dawn of fail really feels too long
As every myth was formed in less time than it takes to read a truthful blog
A fraction of a second and the Boy was made
The child support checks bounced up straight, the artist’s journey met its fate
He tried to leap to Humboldt State
But flunked out (and sat on a white chair to masturbate)
His vision earned $77, see ya, wouldn’t want to be ya!
Set in motion by the same pool house bang!
It should have ended with a butt bang!

Hobolepithicus should really have been sick of pus
Debating how Jambes’ tongue is there, stuck in a rear (he’s catching viruses)
Shack living with photography (Natural Light with filters)
It all started with the pool house bang!

Riding, movies, history
Inseminating teen pussy
It all started with a pool house bang!

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:lalala:

:potd:


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Costner's people will contact me soon.


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Hobolepithecus :snicker:

Now Jambes can pursue him and Homo Erectus.

The anthropologist’s journey continues.


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Waiting to hear from Costner's people...


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Life loser is James
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. said: SIXTY SIX PAGES OF RIMBO OWNAGE!
:morecowbell::banana::horsie::banana::morecowbell:

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This cracks me up every time I see it, one because it’s funny and two because in addition to slamming James, it represents the obsession of the aspie stalker who rides James’ cock.


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. said: SIXTY SIX PAGES OF RIMBO OWNAGE!
:morecowbell::banana::horsie::banana::morecowbell:

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This cracks me up every time I see it, one because it’s funny and two because in addition to slamming James, it represents the obsession of the aspie stalker who rides James’ cock.

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Rim another Hobo ass


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James is a pathetic life loser


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This cracks me up every time I see it, one because it’s funny and two because in addition to slamming James, it represents the obsession of the aspie stalker who rides James’ cock.

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It is hilarious. I sense codependence. I now know more about some random guy’s biography than I do many historical figures. Maybe MW trolls himself so we remember he exists. :hmmm:


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:bean:


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OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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nOt ThErE!


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Alpo!
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Did "Boy" survive on canned dog food? :wtf:


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Did "Boy" survive on canned dog food? :wtf:

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Yes, on leftovers after James had finished eating


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Waiting to hear from Costner's people.

:thankyou:


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Hog Bang Theory said: The Fucked Company redboard was in a hot, dense state
The cumb began to cool and Moviewhore to drool
He built a universe in fantasy
He built a studio (it was a piece of shit)
Almost 20 years ago he bragged
About his achievements
Pell Grants, inhuman stares,
Garnished in teenage pubic hair.

Since the dawn of fail really feels too long
As every myth was formed in less time than it takes to read a truthful blog
A fraction of a second and the Boy was made
The child support checks bounced up straight, the artist’s journey met its fate
He tried to leap to Humboldt State
But flunked out (and sat on a white chair to masturbate)
His vision earned $77, see ya, wouldn’t want to be ya!
Set in motion by the same pool house bang!
It should have ended with a butt bang!

Hobolepithicus should really have been sick of pus
Debating how Jambes’ tongue is there, stuck in a rear (he’s catching viruses)
Shack living with photography (Natural Light with filters)
It all started with the pool house bang!

Riding, movies, history
Inseminating teen pussy
It all started with a pool house bang!

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:nuke:



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