Topic: My nerdy girlfriend who loves Lord of the Rings calls my penis Second Breakfast
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That part I don't mind. But when she pulls on it and says "My Precious"...that's a tad too much. :mad:


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Too bad her First Breakfast is some black guy's cock.

Sloppy seconds is all you get.


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This might be the saddest thread of the week when you realize op has no girlfriend and is a virgin.


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She sounds like a keeper.


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Her first breakfast is a fat black cock.



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