Topic: God screams in agony as the boiling jizz from Satan's cock splatters his face!
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Holy Bukkake, Batman!
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Very descriptive, faggot.


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^^
Yes, and extremely disturbing...


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Yes, and extremely disturbing...

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Agony or ecstasy?


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. said: Agony or ecstasy?

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Depends on who's top and who's bottom.
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This troll would make more sense if anyone here was religious. 

(Other than apparently the OP, who has some sort of church-induced PTSD from some point in his life)


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Partly, it's so funny because of the absurdity of the notion that God could be victimised in any way.


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. said: Partly, it's so funny because of the absurdity of the notion that God could be victimised in any way.

­He might deign to stick his finger up the guys ass just to watch him burn?


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This is the most retarded thread in the world.  Sperm is stored OUTSIDE of the body to keep it cool i.e. below body temperature (37 degrees C).

If "the boiling jizz from Satan's cock" is boiling, it means that Satan has a ridiculous design flaw in his physiology and is therefore incapable of procreating.  :mittens:

In summary, OP is admitting that Satan is a deformed incel freak who will die lonely and ignored.  :pwned:
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Well, the testes aren't 'outside the body', but yes, they're located further from core temperature, it being too high for optimal Spermatogenesis.

Since Lucifer isn't human, I see no reason to assume that angelic physiology would resemble that of a human. His sperm may well boil. I mean probably not, but it's possible.

In any case, it wouldn't hurt God, even in the event of this ridiculous scenario.


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­He might deign to stick his finger up the guys ass just to watch him burn?

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