Topic: How do you get the flashlight to work on a smartphone?
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NE1 knoa?  Fucking phones.
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If you have an Android device, read here:

https://www.androidauthority.com/how-to-turn-on-flashlight-android-800697/


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For best results, you're gonna want to place it on the ground. Then hit it with a sledgehammer, with all your might.


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Fucking hate mobiles. Worst fucking invention, ever. Mine doesn't even have a camera. I don't give a shit. They're for teenage girls and betaboi, childish 'men' who like 'gadgets'.


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If you don’t own an iPhone, you don’t have a smartphone. Period.


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Quence said: If you don’t own an iPhone, you don’t have a smartphone.  Period.
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If you own a iPhone then you paid 90% too much for it. They're made out of recycled Chinese newspapers and apple cores.
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Thank you to everyone who responded (except Quence, what a CUNT!).  I have now figured out how to get the piece of shit to work.  Well, someone showed me actually.  What was wrong with a fucking button on the side of the fone?  

Progress means swiping a screen 80 times to do the job of a fucking button!
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. said: For best results, you're gonna want to place it on the ground. Then hit it with a sledgehammer, with all your might.

Yes, that had occurred to me.  Several times.


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The latest update put it on the front page.


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Light a match first


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Quence said: If you don’t own an iPhone, you don’t have a smartphone.  Period.
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My dumb flip phone has a dedicated button for the flashlite. One press. Your fucking smart phone not so much.


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. said: My dumb flip phone has a dedicated button for the flashlite. One press. Your fucking smart phone not so much.

iknowrite.  That is the difference between an ENGINEER creating something and a fucking software Trev.

One says:

"Right, it needs a flashlight, so we'll put the on/off switch here, on the side of the phone, where it is easy to reach and intuitive".
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"A flashlight you say?  Sure, I can code that.  Swipe down from the front screen, where there is absolutely no indication whatsoever that there is a little menu at the top of the scree, once, swipe down twice, scroll right to page 2 of the 90 functions, press once.  What's that, put instructions in a booklet?  No need.  This is the information age.  EVERYONE knows how to work it.  It's intuitive".
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"As above, except make it only work one out of fifteen attempts".
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