Topic: Could a man knock out a chimpanzee by punching it in the face? 40 Guineas to the first person
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presenting video evidence of it being done.
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I knocked a ni66er out once. Does that count?


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No. Having so casually signed his own death warrant, the imbecile would then lose his head, as the enraged simian proceeded to tear it away from his body.


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Some idiot martial artist once wrote into a magazine, asking if it was possible to fight and choke-out a gorilla, if he attempted it with three of his fellow martial artists. The fellow the magazine asked for information was a man who'd worked with gorillas as a zoologist. He responded that such a thing was not even remotely humanly possible. He assured the dimwit that they would all lose their lives, and horrifically.


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. said: Some idiot martial artist once wrote into a magazine, asking if it was possible to fight and choke-out a gorilla, if he attempted it with three of his fellow martial artists. The fellow the magazine asked for information was a man who'd worked with gorillas as a zoologist. He responded that such a thing was not even remotely humanly possible. He assured the dimwit that they would all lose their lives, and horrifically.

­I've read many a book written about jungle expeditions, and the only animal the guides fear is a pack of chimpanzees moving towards them.


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­I've read many a book written about jungle expeditions, and the only animal the guides fear is a pack of chimpanzees moving towards them.

­I don't doubt it. Fuck all that. I'd shoot them on sight.


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They’re not necessarily aggressive critters, but they can be fierce.


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NOBODY has answered the question with any FACTS.  Anatomically speaking, can a chimpanzee be knocked out with a punch?  I say YES!  YES! YES! YES!

I have a measured punch force of 946 kgs.  That is 2,081 lbs.  Assuming I had some sort of hand protection (so that I didn't shatter every bone in my body) I absolutely fail to see how I could fail to knock out a chimpanzee if I punched it full whack with that force.  Not only would I knock it out, I'd probably kill the fucking thing.  A gorilla, not so much.  We're talking about a CHIMPANZEE, not a fucking silverback gorilla.  Could I knock out a horse with that punch? NO WAY.  It's neck is fucking MASSIVE.  But a chimp?  PIECE OF PISS. I'D BEAT THAT FUCKER LIKE A RED-HEADED STEP-CHILD.  I train MMA.
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. said: NOBODY has answered the question with any FACTS.  Anatomically speaking, can a chimpanzee be knocked out with a punch?  I say YES!  YES! YES! YES!

I have a measured punch force of 946 kgs.  That is 2,081 lbs.  Assuming I had some sort of hand protection (so that I didn't shatter every bone in my body) I absolutely fail to see how I could fail to knock out a chimpanzee if I punched it full whack with that force.  Not only would I knock it out, I'd probably kill the fucking thing.  A gorilla, not so much.  We're talking about a CHIMPANZEE, not a fucking silverback gorilla.  Could I knock out a horse with that punch? NO WAY.  It's neck is fucking MASSIVE.  But a chimp?  PIECE OF PISS. I'D BEAT THAT FUCKER LIKE A RED-HEADED STEP-CHILD.  I train MMA.
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­Watch this video.  I would have punched that CUNT right in the mush.  Knocked it THE FUGG OUT!
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. said: NOBODY has answered the question with any FACTS.  Anatomically speaking, can a chimpanzee be knocked out with a punch?  I say YES!  YES! YES! YES!

I have a measured punch force of 946 kgs.  That is 2,081 lbs.  Assuming I had some sort of hand protection (so that I didn't shatter every bone in my body) I absolutely fail to see how I could fail to knock out a chimpanzee if I punched it full whack with that force.  Not only would I knock it out, I'd probably kill the fucking thing.  A gorilla, not so much.  We're talking about a CHIMPANZEE, not a fucking silverback gorilla.  Could I knock out a horse with that punch? NO WAY.  It's neck is fucking MASSIVE.  But a chimp?  PIECE OF PISS. I'D BEAT THAT FUCKER LIKE A RED-HEADED STEP-CHILD.  I train MMA.
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­Is this before, during or after it's ripped off your arms?


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. said: NOBODY has answered the question with any FACTS.  Anatomically speaking, can a chimpanzee be knocked out with a punch?  I say YES!  YES! YES! YES!

I have a measured punch force of 946 kgs.  That is 2,081 lbs.  Assuming I had some sort of hand protection (so that I didn't shatter every bone in my body) I absolutely fail to see how I could fail to knock out a chimpanzee if I punched it full whack with that force.  Not only would I knock it out, I'd probably kill the fucking thing.  A gorilla, not so much.  We're talking about a CHIMPANZEE, not a fucking silverback gorilla.  Could I knock out a horse with that punch? NO WAY.  It's neck is fucking MASSIVE.  But a chimp?  PIECE OF PISS. I'D BEAT THAT FUCKER LIKE A RED-HEADED STEP-CHILD.  I train MMA.
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­Is this before, during or after it's ripped off your arms?

It would necessarily have to be BEFORE it had ripped off my arms :dumbass:


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I'd show it my human cock and it would suffocate with chimp laughter.

TKO
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It would necessarily have to be BEFORE it had ripped off my arms :dumbass:

­Sarcasm's not your forte, is it, nimrod?


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It would necessarily have to be BEFORE it had ripped off my arms :dumbass:

­Sarcasm's not your forte, is it, nimrod?
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Getting the shit kicked out of you seems to be yours.... :mittens:


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. said: I knocked a ni66er out once. Does that count?

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Sure, it's the same thing, except chimps are moar intelligent.


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­Watch this video.  I would have punched that CUNT right in the mush.  Knocked it THE FUGG OUT!
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Technically that's TNB!


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Getting the shit kicked out of you seems to be yours....
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­Let me know when it happens, gaylord.


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. said: presenting video evidence of it being done.
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­I once knocked out 40 guineas in Howard Beach. Does this count?
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Horses and cows have been knocked out with a punch, so I assume you could theoretically KO a chimp. The problem would be getting a good shot in before the chimp had ripped off your face and balls.


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. said: Horses and cows have been knocked out with a punch, so I assume you could theoretically KO a chimp. The problem would be getting a good shot in before the chimp had ripped off your face and balls.

POST A FUCKING VIDEO OF A HORSE OR COW GETTING KNOCKED OUT WITH A PUNCH!  JESUS H CHRIST, HOW DARE YOU COME HERE MAKING SUCH CLAIMS WITHOUT POSTING VIDEO PROOF.  YOU UTTER CUNT.
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. said: Horses and cows have been knocked out with a punch, so I assume you could theoretically KO a chimp. The problem would be getting a good shot in before the chimp had ripped off your face and balls.

POST A FUCKING VIDEO OF A HORSE OR COW GETTING KNOCKED OUT WITH A PUNCH!  JESUS H CHRIST, HOW DARE YOU COME HERE MAKING SUCH CLAIMS WITHOUT POSTING VIDEO PROOF.  YOU UTTER CUNT.
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