Topic: I should kill myself TODAY.
Posted by death2me
Dumb, worthless failure.


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Why aren't you?  What's the obstacle?

­No suitable method and my mother would miss me.


Posted by death2me
Dumb, worthless failure.


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He's a master troll as proven by the length of this very thread.

­Not trolling; I genuinely feel that way.


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death2me said:
­No suitable method and my mother would miss me.

She said she doesn't want to hurt your feelings but actually she'll be quite happy and won't miss you much.


Posted by death2me
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I wish I were dead. My future looks bleak.


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death2me said:
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He's a master troll as proven by the length of this very thread.

­Not trolling; I genuinely feel that way.

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That's exactly what a troll would say.


Posted by death2me
Dumb, worthless failure.


I want to kill my self by jumping from the Leaside Bridge.


Posted by death2me
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That's exactly what a troll would say.

­Perhaps, though I’m not trolling, of course.


Posted by death2me
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I’m such a dumb failure.


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death2me said: I’m such a dumb failure.

Yes, Katalyst, you truly are.


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death2me said: I’m such a dumb failure.

Don't sell yourself short. You also smell like wet dog.


Posted by death2me
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Don't sell yourself short. You also smell like wet dog.

­My dog does smell badly. :sad:


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death2me said: I want to kill my self by jumping from the Leaside Bridge.

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May all your wishes come true. Do it soon before they install a suicide fence to 'save lives' :lol:


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death2me said:
­My dog does smell badly. :sad:

You have a dog?  Obviously you can't commit suicide until the dog dies a happy natural death.  That would just be mean.


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teapots.nli said:
death2me said:
­My dog does smell badly. :sad:

You have a dog?  Obviously you can't commit suicide until the dog dies a happy natural death.  That would just be mean.

Kill the dog with fair-trade, organic chocolate, then head for the Leaside bridge.


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teapots.nli said:
death2me said:
­My dog does smell badly. :sad:

You have a dog?  Obviously you can't commit suicide until the dog dies a happy natural death.  That would just be mean.

:Potd:


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teapots.nli said:
You have a dog?  Obviously you can't commit suicide until the dog dies a happy natural death.  That would just be mean.

It's a mean, snarling junkyard dog that attacks anything that moves and shits on the carpet.


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:Rockon:


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Posted by death2me
Dumb, worthless failure.


Death to me now. :sadbanana:


Posted by death2me
Dumb, worthless failure.


I’m a dumb failure.


Posted by death2me
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.Eggplant said: :bacon:

­When it rains, it pours. —Morton Salt

:salt:


Posted by death2me
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Death to me now. :sad:


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death2me said: Death to me now. :sad:

Word of advice: if you wait a few days and do it on Christmas Day you will be remembered for at least a couple of generations.



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