Topic: Trudeau is an alpha. Trump is a beta. No denying this.
Posted by teapots.nli
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Trudeau: Has fucked half of the hot women aged 20-30 in Canada (and all of them in Quebec) without having to pay them.  None are complaining or launching lawsuits.  Trump grabs pornstars by the pussy and then pays them to not tell anyone.  After his wild years Trudeau married a beautiful woman and remains faithful to her.  Trump enough said.
Trudeau: High cultural literacy, multilingual and bicultural.  Trump has the literacy of an average seven year old and puts ketchup on well-done steak.
Trudeau: Father was one of the most esteemed leaders and thinkers in Canadian history.  Trumps father was a racist slumlord and brothel keeper.
Trudeau: Beautiful specimen of humanity -- archetype of the ancient regime french knight.  Was a competitive boxer, does yoga every day.  Trump is a disgusting synthetic orange blob of goo.  Drives his golf cart on the greens because too fat to walk.


Posted by Op Alberta Freedom
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My fellow Americans, someday we're going to have to liberate Alberta and her oilfields from the homosexuals that permeate the rest of Canadian society.


Posted by teapots.nli
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^^^ Albertans are the Palestinians of Canada (if Palestinians were obese whyte highschool dropouts with pickup trucks).  Everybody just wishes they would go away.  

:megaman2: :horsie:


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teapots.nli said: ^^^ Albertans are the Palestinians of Canada (if Palestinians were obese whyte highschool dropouts with pickup trucks).  Everybody just wishes they would go away.  

:megaman2: :horsie:

America should just absorb all of Canada west of Ontario. It's not just a good idea, it's the right thing to do. :iwojima:


Posted by teapots.nli
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America should just absorb all of Canada west of Ontario. It's not just a good idea, it's the right thing to do. :iwojima:

Careful what you wish for.  Alberta is a cletii paradise but on either side are true Socialists, not "Liberals".  They would fuck you up bad.


Posted by teapots.nli
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Oh and I should add that even Alberta elected a Socialist government in the last election :lol:


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teapots.nli said:
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America should just absorb all of Canada west of Ontario. It's not just a good idea, it's the right thing to do. :iwojima:

Careful what you wish for.  Alberta is a cletii paradise but on either side are true Socialists, not "Liberals".  They would fuck you up bad.

We'll smack the shit out of the libbies, much like we're doing in America, and inside of most Albertans is an American trying to get out. :iwojima:


Posted by teapots.nli
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We'll smack the shit out of the libbies, much like we're doing in America, and inside of most Albertans is an American trying to get out. :iwojima:

So why did Albertans elect a female socialist premier? :lol:


Posted by death2me
Greta is right!


teapots.nli said: Oh and I should add that even Alberta elected a Socialist government in the last election :lol:

­With that and this Bernier business, one might think that conservatives would support electoral reform. :dimbulb:


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teapots.nli said:
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We'll smack the shit out of the libbies, much like we're doing in America, and inside of most Albertans is an American trying to get out. :iwojima:

So why did Albertans elect a female socialist premier? :lol:

Only 47% of Albertans voted; hardly a majority. The important thing is Albertan's human rights are being oppressed from the east and it's up to America to free them. We Americans will do it because that's just how we roll. :iwojima:


Posted by teapots.nli
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death2me said:
­With that and this Bernier business, one might think that conservatives would support electoral reform. :dimbulb:

I don't think the Liberals support it either after they looked into the details.  NDP would be the big winner and that would lead to ox carts instead of SUVs :frown:


Posted by teapots.nli
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Only 47% of Albertans voted; hardly a majority. 

OK then I have some bad news about your President.


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Only 47% of Albertans voted; hardly a majority. The important thing is Albertan's human rights are being oppressed from the east and it's up to America to free them. We Americans will do it because that's just how we roll. :iwojima:

Imagine America with all that Albertan oil. :tard:

When does Operation Alberta Freedom begin? :banana:


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https://torontosun.com/opinion/editorials/editorial-trudeaus-gaffes-are-no-joke

:spiderdance:


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teapots.nli said:
OK then I have some bad news about your President.

He's only going to seat 4 justices and not 5? :lol:


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I'm from Alberta and I pray everyday for America to liberate me and my province. :rockon:


Posted by teapots.nli
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Imagine America with all that Albertan oil. :tard:


Doesn't work that way.  All that oil belongs to the Queen.  She has licensed it to Communist/Liberal investors in China, Toronto, and Montreal.  If you want any you pay market price. :fuckyou:


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. said: I'm from Alberta and I pray everyday for America to liberate me and my province. :rockon:

We're coming comrade! :teapots::gunner::iwojima:


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teapots.nli said:
Doesn't work that way.  All that oil belongs to the Queen.  She has licensed it to Communist/Liberal investors in China, Toronto, and Montreal.  If you want any you pay market price. :fuckyou:

We could take it and there wouldn't be a damn thing you could do about it. America knows you effeminate ice ni66ers wargame for that exact scenario and Canada always loses. :lol:


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We could take it and there wouldn't be a damn thing you could do about it. America knows you effeminate ice ni66ers wargame for that exact scenario and Canada always loses. :lol:


54 40 or fight?
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:beaver:


Posted by teapots.nli
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We could take it and there wouldn't be a damn thing you could do about it. 

Nothing we could do about the thousands of miles of pipeline stretching through vast plains of uninhabited wilderness?  You aren't very creative.  Or are you going to pack the bitumen into airplanes and fly it to Texas?


Posted by Alberta America
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teapots.nli said:
Nothing we could do about the thousands of miles of pipeline stretching through vast plains of uninhabited wilderness?  You aren't very creative.  Or are you going to pack the bitumen into airplanes and fly it to Texas? :manlet:

Oh sugartits, hush. :lol:


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It's time for America to exert its Manifest Destiny northward. :rockon:


Posted by death2me
Greta is right!


teapots.nli said:
Nothing we could do about the thousands of miles of pipeline stretching through vast plains of uninhabited wilderness?  You aren't very creative.  Or are you going to pack the bitumen into airplanes and fly it to Texas?

­They’ll just sail to Edmonton Harbour. :rolleyes:


Posted by America Fuck Yeah
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 death2me said:
teapots.nli said:
Nothing we could do about the thousands of miles of pipeline stretching through vast plains of uninhabited wilderness?  You aren't very creative.  Or are you going to pack the bitumen into airplanes and fly it to Texas?

­They’ll just sail to Edmonton Harbour. :rolleyes:

There is nothing, nothing Canada could do to stop it. :snicker:



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