Topic: San Francisco "Poop Patrollers" Make $185,000 in Salary & Benefits.
Posted by Quence
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We wish we could say this was a satire piece, but a new story in the San Francisco Chronicle reveals just how lucrative collecting sh*t actually is.

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It's but the latest in a string of shocking revelations to hit headlines throughout the summer exposing how deep San Francisco's crisis of vast amounts of vagrant-generated feces covering its public streets actually runs (no pun intended).


We detailed last week how city authorities have finally decided to do something after thousands of feces complaints (during only one week in July, over 16,000 were recorded), the cancellation of a major medical convention and an outraged new Mayor, London Breed, who was absolutely shocked after walking through her city: they established a professional "poop patrol". 

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The patrol will consist of a team of five staffers donning protective gear and patrol the alleys around Polk Street and other "brown zones" in search of everything from hepatitis-laden Hershey squirts to worm-infested-logs. At the Poop Patrol's disposal will be a special vehicle equipped with a steam cleaner and disinfectant.


While at first glance it doesn't sound like the type of job people will be knocking down human resources doors to apply for, the SF Chronicle has revealed just how much each member of this apparently elite "poop patrol" team will cost the city: $184,678 in salary and benefits.

According to SF's Mayor Breed, these are some of the Public Works budget items:

- A $72.5 million-a-year street cleaning budget
- $12 million a year on what essentially have become housekeeping services for homeless encampments
- $2.8 million for a Hot Spots crew to wash down the camps and remove any biohazards
- $2.3 million for street steam cleaners
- $3.1 million for the Pit Stop portable toilets
- $364,000 for a four-member needle team
- An additional $700,000 set aside for a 10-member, needle cleanup squad, complete with it’s own minivan
- $830,977-a-year Poop Patrol to actively hunt down and clean up human waste

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https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-08-22/san-francisco-poop-patrollers-make-185000


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Problem with making 185k is 40% of that will go away in federal and state income taxes.


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. said: Problem with making 185k is 40% of that will go away in federal and state income taxes.

­Only if they are single.


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­Only if they are single.

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yes let's get married to save some money on taxes and then get divorce raped and lose everything!
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Liberalism = mental disorder


Posted by Quence
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. said: Problem with making 185k is 40% of that will go away in federal and state income taxes.

A lot of it is the result of a very fragrant benefits package.  Once their benefits are excreted to them, the tax man will sit on his stool and not touch the discharge.


Posted by Original_Lonley_Guy_
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Stay out of my city. Final warning.


Posted by Quence
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Original_Lonley_Guy_ said: Stay out of my city. Final warning.

Good grief, what is WRONG with your city?

Why is it so filthy?


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Quence said:
Original_Lonley_Guy_ said: Stay out of my city. Final warning.

Good grief, what is WRONG with your city?

Why is it so filthy?

­He turned it into his personal shithole.


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Poop free!
Make the Baggers clean it up.
They are used to being dumped on by Trump


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What a mess. I suppose all of that fag shit on the sidewalks is also loaded with HIV.


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Quence said:
. said: Problem with making 185k is 40% of that will go away in federal and state income taxes.

A lot of it is the result of a very fragrant benefits package.  Once their benefits are excreted to them, the tax man will sit on his stool and not touch the discharge.

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This.  $185K suggests a salary of around $120K plus benefits.  Note that this will go to only the most senior of the civil servants on the poop patrol, but even these folks who transfer to the poop patrol from other SF city jobs are only earning $10K/month before taxes.  Income tax -- state and federal -- will drop their take-home to the $6,500/month range.  Figure about $3,000/month for housing, and about $1,000/month for automotive expenses (insurance, maintenance, lease/payment), and this leaves around $2,500 for the rest of the monthly expenses.  And this is for the top-level workers.  Some poor newbie starting at $80K will barely be able to make ends meet.


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fags like to make it outdoors stool and all


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. said:
Quence said:
. said: Problem with making 185k is 40% of that will go away in federal and state income taxes.

A lot of it is the result of a very fragrant benefits package.  Once their benefits are excreted to them, the tax man will sit on his stool and not touch the discharge.

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This.  $185K suggests a salary of around $120K plus benefits.  Note that this will go to only the most senior of the civil servants on the poop patrol, but even these folks who transfer to the poop patrol from other SF city jobs are only earning $10K/month before taxes.  Income tax -- state and federal -- will drop their take-home to the $6,500/month range.  Figure about $3,000/month for housing, and about $1,000/month for automotive expenses (insurance, maintenance, lease/payment), and this leaves around $2,500 for the rest of the monthly expenses.  And this is for the top-level workers.  Some poor newbie starting at $80K will barely be able to make ends meet.

­Eat shit.


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People on TaskRabbit will clean homes for $5/hour.

The city should just use TaskRabbit


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Poop outdoors 
American style

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Hey dipshits:

The article says it costs the city $185k a year per worker. That doesn’t mean they’re making a total of $185k a year in salary and benefits.

They could be making $80k a year and $20k in benefits, then all the equipment and everything else provided might cost the city $185k per year.

“They’re making $185k a year!”

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. said: Hey dipshits:

The article says it costs the city $185k a year per worker.  That doesn’t mean they’re making a total of $185k a year in salary and benefits.

They could be making $80k a year and $20k in benefits, then all the equipment and everything else provided might cost the city $185k per year.

“They’re making $185k a year!”

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They pay me $60K/year, and add another $30K/year in benefits.  My hydrogen-powered disinfecting poop scooper is the latest model and costs the city $90K/year.  My city uniforms cost the city $520/year, which includes alterations and laundering.
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Californians really are street shitters.


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. said: Hey dipshits:

The article says it costs the city $185k a year per worker. That doesn’t mean they’re making a total of $185k a year in salary and benefits.

They could be making $80k a year and $20k in benefits, then all the equipment and everything else provided might cost the city $185k per year.

“They’re making $185k a year!”

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Wrong. Read it again. The article makes it clear that the $185k is salary + benefits:

“SF Chronicle has revealed just how much each member of this apparently elite "poop patrol" team will cost the city: $184,678 in salary and benefits.”


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Morons.  Follow the link in the first article, and you'll find this:

The article said: the poop patrolers earn $71,760 a year, which swells to $184,678 with mandated benefits


Posted by death2me
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. said: Problem with making 185k is 40% of that will go away in federal and state income taxes.

­Also, they have to pay SF housing costs.

And handle faeces all day.

Would you take the gig?


Posted by death2me
Greta is right!


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­Eat shit.

­That would only save at most $400 per month on grocery bills. :shrug:


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Wrong. Read it again. The article makes it clear that the $185k is salary + benefits:

“SF Chronicle has revealed just how much each member of this apparently elite "poop patrol" team will cost the city: $184,678 in salary and benefits.”

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WILL COST THE CITY does not mean salary and benefits you nincompoop.

As someone already stated they’re only making $70k a year.


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death2me said:
­Also, they have to pay SF housing costs.

And handle faeces all day.

Would you take the gig?

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You’re aware a massive amount of people commute to SF right?



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